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Re: lyrics to a ditty

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Subject: Re: lyrics to a ditty
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by: Sandy M - Sun, 25 Jun 2023 01:50 UTC

On Tuesday, April 24, 2018 at 4:11:43 AM UTC-3, she...@gmail.com wrote:
> Three Old Ladies
> Oh, dear, what can the matter be
> Three old ladies locked in the lavatory
> They were there from Monday to Saturday
> Nobody knew they were there
>
> The first one's name was Elizabeth Porter
> She went in to be rid of some overdue water
> And she stayed there far more than she ought to
> And nobody knew she was there.
> CHORUS
>
> The second one's name was Elizabeth Pomphrey
> She went in and made herself comfy
> Then she said: "Girls, I can't get my bum free."
> And nobody knew she was there
> CHORUS
>
> The last one's name was Elizabeth Carter
> She was known as a world renowned farter
> She went in and played a sonata
> And nobody knew she was there.
> CHORUS

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