Eric Trump Can't Stop, Won't Stop Gunning for 'Dumbest Trump Alive' Title
The ex-president's son is out there trying to defend his dad, and it's not
going well.

By Bess Levin
January 11, 2022
Eric Trump
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One of the greatest cons of the 21st century was the idea, invented whole
cloth by the producers of The Apprentice, that Donald Trump was a genius
businessman. Indeed, his time in the White House revealed that not only was
he neither a genius businessman nor a genius period, but he was, in fact, in
layman�s terms, a big fuckin� moron. Obviously, the supporting examples are
too numerous to mention, but a brief smattering includes his recommendation
that people inject household cleaner into their veins; his suggestion that we
stop hurricanes by dropping nuclear bombs on them; his decision to look right
at a solar eclipse without protective eyewear; and his belief that one can
get cancer from the sound of windmills.

Unfortunately for the children he produced, stupidity appears to be a
dominant trait. Thanks to their insistence on thrusting themselves into the
spotlight, we know that his three eldest kids aren�t the brightest bulbs
either. Robert Mueller famously declared Donald Trump Jr. too stupid to
collude. Ivanka Trump reportedly thought�and could not be convinced
otherwise�that �libertarian� and �liberal� were the same thing. And Eric
Trump, well...we�ll let him speak for himself.

�Sean, she said literally on video...�I�m going to go into office every
single day, I�m gonna sue Trump, and then I�m gonna go home,�� Eric
complained to Sean Hannity on Monday night, referencing New York attorney
general Letitia James, who is investigating the Trump Organization. �Meaning,
she ran on the campaign promise of suing my father because she didn�t believe
in his political party, because she didn�t like us, because the people in
Washington, D.C., told her to do that. It violates the Constitution, it�s
unethical, it�s wrong, and you don�t need to take it from me. I mean, listen
to the dozens of videos where, �I�m gonna get him,� �I�m gonna get his
children,� �I�m gonna take him down,� �he�s gonna know my name personally,�
�he�s gonna know Tish James,� �I�m gonna follow his money.� This is what
you�d expect from Russia, this is what you�d expect from Venezuela. This is
third-rate stuff.�