New Meta Study Proves That Rightist Rednecks Have Lower Intelligence
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New Meta Study Proves That Rightist Rednecks Have Lower
Intelligence.

This substatiates the anti intellectualism, gullibility and fear of
science as demonstrated by rightist peons from these newsgroups to
Fox News and the Right Wing Propaganda non-MSM media. Studies show
that few rightists are scientists and most of them think science is
a socialist conspiracy.

Well, well, well, boy, howdy, gosh-o-golly and gee whiz, what a
shock! A new meta study of more than 20,000 young adults shows that
people who identify as liberal score well above average on IQ tests
- 106 - while their conservadolt maroon counterparts score well
below average - 95. Who'da thunk it!

A similar split in IQ was seen between those who identify as
atheists - averaging 103 - and those who identify as ignorant
superstitious imbeciles, er, sorry, very religious, who average only
97.

And before you rightarded boobs start whining about some imaginary
"librul bise," this study came from the anything but liberal London
School of Economics and Political Science and was conducted by
libertarian Satoshi Kanazawa.

These results confirm earlier research. This latest study
corroborates the results of earlier studies that have shown strong
correlation between liberalism and intelligence as well as
conservadoltism and stupidity. Last year a long term meta study
tracking children to adulthood showed the higher a child scored on
standardized tests, the more likely that child would grow up to be
liberal. The inverse - the lower the score the more likely to end up
a conservadolt - was also found to be true.

So, there you have it, folks. Liberals really are a lot smarter than
their conservadolt counterparts. Liberals, of course, have been well
aware of this for some time. Conservadolts, OTOH, populate the
risible depths of those who are simply not smart enough to know they
simply are not smart enough.

Then again, from the continual conservadolt rightard angst over my
sig file, which doesn't even differentiate based on political
identity, they must at least suspect that they're just not very
smart. And right they are, in a world where right means stupid...