On Sunday, May 12, 2013 at 2:36:47 PM UTC-4, Ed Chapin wrote:
> Brandi Patch is a goddess.
>
> Her Most Magnificent, Udderly Exalted Heavenly Holstein, to be more
> precise.
>
> Brandi's hypnotic spots and swirls sashay sweetly in and about every
> conceivable prismatic side trip, in any conceivable goofy heart, in any
> conceivable world. That's a lot of side trips, in a lot of goofy places.
>
> Did you ever notice that things are sometimes oddly, mysteriously, and
> cleverly connected? That's Brandi and her magic coat--glooping through
> wherever, whatever, and however--sloozing out precise and appropriate
> measures of connection and distinction. A dribble here. A dabble
> there. Across hearts and across galaxies.
>
> She gloops.
>
> And she sloozes.
>
> Sometimes, life is driven by religion, politics, lust, greed, and all
> that sort of thing. Other times, we are simply adrift in the
> meandering, elusive ripples of a spotted galactic cow ambling aimlessly
> through fields of celestial clover. It's a bit of a trip, really.
>
> Brandi Patch is a grand old cow.
>
> Of course, that's not her real name. It's just that her real goddess
> name, Sabraihndeipha Chaznuski, coupled with all the high falutin'
> honorifics, is such an intergalactic mouthful that a lot of folks get it
> all twisted up.
>
> Her Most Magnificent, Udderly Exalted Heavenly Holstein & Quocacious
> Queen of Quillquiffery, Sabraihndeipha Chaznuski?
>
> or
>
> Brandi Patch?
>
> You do the math.
>
> You can't find Brandi Patch on a map. Brandi finds you. She is the
> splatter of moonlight atop a gently breaking wave, the glorious epiphany
> woven from the trailing threads of passing chatter on a city sidewalk,
> and the dancing cow on the sign outside the local dairy.
>
> She gloops.
>
> And she sloozes.
>
> Brandi can scratch her ass on a cherry tree in a celestial orchard
> oodles of light years away, and moments later, a waltzing waiter in a
> fancy tux at some posh joint in Manhattan is trolling her schnoz with an
> elaborate jeweled dish of the finest cherry cheesecake in all of creation..
>
> Raspberries, too. No problem.
>
> Brandi Patch.
>
> Connection. And Distinction.
>
> Ed

https://www.boston.com/news/entertainment/2023/06/06/astrud-gilberto-the-girl-from-ipanema-dead/

Ed

Ed Chapin <edchapin01@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Sunday, May 12, 2013 at 2:36:47 PM UTC-4, Ed Chapin wrote:
>> Brandi Patch is a goddess.
>>
>> Her Most Magnificent, Udderly Exalted Heavenly Holstein, to be more
>> precise.
>>
>> Brandi's hypnotic spots and swirls sashay sweetly in and about every
>> conceivable prismatic side trip, in any conceivable goofy heart, in any
>> conceivable world. That's a lot of side trips, in a lot of goofy places.
>>
>> Did you ever notice that things are sometimes oddly, mysteriously, and
>> cleverly connected? That's Brandi and her magic coat--glooping through
>> wherever, whatever, and however--sloozing out precise and appropriate
>> measures of connection and distinction. A dribble here. A dabble
>> there. Across hearts and across galaxies.
>>
>> She gloops.
>>
>> And she sloozes.
>>
>> Sometimes, life is driven by religion, politics, lust, greed, and all
>> that sort of thing. Other times, we are simply adrift in the
>> meandering, elusive ripples of a spotted galactic cow ambling aimlessly
>> through fields of celestial clover. It's a bit of a trip, really.
>>
>> Brandi Patch is a grand old cow.
>>
>> Of course, that's not her real name. It's just that her real goddess
>> name, Sabraihndeipha Chaznuski, coupled with all the high falutin'
>> honorifics, is such an intergalactic mouthful that a lot of folks get it
>> all twisted up.
>>
>> Her Most Magnificent, Udderly Exalted Heavenly Holstein & Quocacious
>> Queen of Quillquiffery, Sabraihndeipha Chaznuski?
>>
>> or
>>
>> Brandi Patch?
>>
>> You do the math.
>>
>> You can't find Brandi Patch on a map. Brandi finds you. She is the
>> splatter of moonlight atop a gently breaking wave, the glorious epiphany
>> woven from the trailing threads of passing chatter on a city sidewalk,
>> and the dancing cow on the sign outside the local dairy.
>>
>> She gloops.
>>
>> And she sloozes.
>>
>> Brandi can scratch her ass on a cherry tree in a celestial orchard
>> oodles of light years away, and moments later, a waltzing waiter in a
>> fancy tux at some posh joint in Manhattan is trolling her schnoz with an
>> elaborate jeweled dish of the finest cherry cheesecake in all of creation.
>>
>> Raspberries, too. No problem.
>>
>> Brandi Patch.
>>
>> Connection. And Distinction.
>>
>> Ed
>
> https://www.boston.com/news/entertainment/2023/06/06/astrud-gilberto-the-girl-from-ipanema-dead/
>
> Ed
>

Thanks, Ed!