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* RACCCafe: The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!Arthur Spitzer
+- Re: RACCCafe: The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!Scott Eiler
`- Re: RACCCafe: The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!Drew Nilium

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Subject: RACCCafe: The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!
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 by: Arthur Spitzer - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 03:53 UTC

The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!

"Hmm," said Arthur Spitzer as he stepped over a number of corpses littering the floor
(from that time Kieran M. O'Callaghan killed everyone -- is this floor ever going to
be cleaned!?) "Seems kind of dead in here. Am I early? Late? This is where the
30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash is taking place -- right?" Wearing his best
'Please! For the Love God! Read Ripping Off King Arthur' tuxedo -- he made his way
towards the bar.

Tippy O'Tipp cleaning a filthy glass with an even more filthy rag nodded his head.
"Aye, this is the place. Ye're probably early -- it tis not quite the 29th yet.
Then again..." he gave a shrug. "What tis yeer poison?"

"Hmm," mused Arthur Spitzer looking at the menu. "How about a glass of your most
expensive champagne? You do take crypto?"

Tippy O'Tipp nodded and then reached down below the bar and pulled up a can. A can
of 'Mr. Paprika's Incredibly Expensive Champagne In A Can' and poured it in the
filthy glass he'd been cleaning. ('Now That's a Man's -- Incredibly Expensive
Champagne In A Can!')

"That's -- your most expensive champagne?!"

Tippy O'Tipp nodded as he gave a finger gun to the words 'Incredibly Expensive' on
the can.

Arthur took a sip and just as quickly spat it out. "Bleeahhgrr!"

"That will be a zillion dollars in TippyCoin. Or -- ten dollars in real money."

Arthur made a grimace as he pulled out his wallet and pulled out a zillion
TippyCoins.

"So. Am I ever going to be doing anything interesting in that webcomic of yeers?"

"Oh, that's right -- you're a character in my... ummm..."

"I've got loads and loads of ideas and jotted down some notes," Tippy O'Tipp grabbed
a big stack of papers he had from under the bar. "Got some ideas for love interests
for me -- and also some exciting chainsaw action scenes -- and some exciting chainsaw
love scenes! I mean if yee've got the time..."

"Oh, I see," said Arthur staring at the huge stack of paper. "Yeah... I uhh..." he
glanced around the RACCCafe hoping that maybe someone would start screaming so he
could get out of this conversation.

And then someone started screaming. Yes! Arthur silently thought to himself.

It was a woman who was screaming. Does she have name? Oh, let's just call her Loud
Screaming Woman Lass. That should do. "Oh, god! The LNH -- is dying! Please!
Someone! Do something!! You've got to save The LNH! Please!!!"

"Hmm," said Arthur Spitzer as he stepped dramatically up from his barstool. "The LNH
-- is dying?! I probably should do something about that -- seeing as I'm a -- LNH
Writer! Hmm. But what?" he rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "What can one writer do?"

"I've got an idea, folks!" said another mysterious stranger with an idea. Let's call
this person uhhh -- Mysterious Stranger Person With At Least One Idea Guy. Yeah -- I
rock at this naming characters stuff! "How about if everyone starts, like, giving,
like, feedback!? Feedback to everyone else's stories?! And that will start a HUGE
chain reaction that causes more people to write stories -- which will cause even more
feedback! And all these stories and feedback will save the LNH from dying! And it
will live FOREVER!!"

"Uhuh... feedback, yeah..." Arthur Spitzer said very awkwardly taking a quick glance
at the RACCCafe exit sign. "That's an idea. Umm. I mean -- sure... I'd like to
give umm feedback. But... ummm... you know. Heh. Got all these -- you know --
smutty webcomics I need to draw and... And you know -- when you think about it... 30
years -- is a very long time. A Very, Very Long Time. I mean does any superhero
shared universe really need to live to -- say 31 years? I mean really? Isn't that
asking a bit too much? I mean... oh, look at the time," said Arthur staring at a non
existent watch that was clearly not on his wrist as he started to back himself slowly
towards the exit.

Meanwhile, The LNH (Leaping Nacho Hurter!) -- still choking on a pretzel and gasping
for air mouthed the words, "Just give me the Heimlich! Or whatever they do now
days?!! Do they still do the Heimlich?!!" Why did he never learn how to nachocise
foods that weren't nachos?! Why, oh why!? This 30th birthday of his was really
starting to suck.

But would it be his -- LAST?!

** DUN DUN DUNNNN!! **

To Be Continued...?!!!

Will Someone Save The LNH?!!

Will They Ever Clean Up All Those Dead Bodies On The RACCCafe's Floor?!!

Will Kieran M. O'Callaghan Ever Pay For All His Crimes?!!

Will I Regret Investing All of My Life Savings Into TippyCoin?!!

Writer's Notes: Happy 30th, Legion of Net.Heroes!

Arthur "Almost to the exit door.." Spitzer

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Subject: Re: RACCCafe: The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!
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 by: Scott Eiler - Fri, 29 Apr 2022 04:12 UTC

On 2022-04-28 20:53, Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> "I've got an idea, folks!" said another mysterious stranger with an idea. Let's call
> this person uhhh -- Mysterious Stranger Person With At Least One Idea Guy. Yeah -- I
> rock at this naming characters stuff! "How about if everyone starts, like, giving,
> like, feedback!? Feedback to everyone else's stories?! And that will start a HUGE
> chain reaction that causes more people to write stories -- which will cause even more
> feedback! And all these stories and feedback will save the LNH from dying! And it
> will live FOREVER!!"
>
> "Uhuh... feedback, yeah..." Arthur Spitzer said very awkwardly taking a quick glance
> at the RACCCafe exit sign. "That's an idea. Umm. I mean -- sure... I'd like to
> give umm feedback. But... ummm... you know. Heh. Got all these -- you know --
> smutty webcomics I need to draw and... And you know -- when you think about it... 30
> years -- is a very long time. A Very, Very Long Time. I mean does any superhero
> shared universe really need to live to -- say 31 years? I mean really? Isn't that
> asking a bit too much? I mean... oh, look at the time," said Arthur staring at a non
> existent watch that was clearly not on his wrist as he started to back himself slowly
> towards the exit.

Then another stranger entered. He resembled some barely-adult clueless
lad from Appalachia.

"Hey! How'd I get here from that mine?"

Mysterious Stranger Person With At Least One Idea Guy responded, "You
got summoned 'cause you need to be here!"

"Hmm, do I believe that?"

(to be continued)

--
-- (signed) Scott Eiler 8{D> ------ http://www.eilertech.com/ -------

"Your Royal Highness, instead of devoting yourself exclusively
to Minerva, should, instead, rather offer sacrifice at the altars
of Bacchus, Orpheus, Venus, and Morpheus."

- Advice to Prince Duarte of Portugal. From "The golden age of
Prince Henry the Navigator", by Joaquim Pedro Oliveira Martins.
Coming soon to Project Gutenberg.

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 by: Drew Nilium - Sun, 21 Aug 2022 03:55 UTC

On 4/28/22 11:53 PM, Arthur Spitzer wrote:

> The 30th Anniversary of the LNH Bash!

Oh this is great. :3

> "Hmm," said Arthur Spitzer as he stepped over a number of corpses littering the floor
> (from that time Kieran M. O'Callaghan killed everyone -- is this floor ever going to
> be cleaned!?)

Aw, dangit, I knew I'd been forgetting something for the past twenty years

> Tippy O'Tipp nodded and then reached down below the bar and pulled up a can. A can
> of 'Mr. Paprika's Incredibly Expensive Champagne In A Can' and poured it in the
> filthy glass he'd been cleaning. ('Now That's a Man's -- Incredibly Expensive
> Champagne In A Can!')
>
> "That's -- your most expensive champagne?!"
>
> Tippy O'Tipp nodded as he gave a finger gun to the words 'Incredibly Expensive' on
> the can.

I mean, I guess!! X3

> "That will be a zillion dollars in TippyCoin. Or -- ten dollars in real money."
>
> Arthur made a grimace as he pulled out his wallet and pulled out a zillion
> TippyCoins.

*cackles*

> "I've got loads and loads of ideas and jotted down some notes," Tippy O'Tipp grabbed
> a big stack of papers he had from under the bar. "Got some ideas for love interests
> for me -- and also some exciting chainsaw action scenes -- and some exciting chainsaw
> love scenes!

I mean, that certainly sounds exciting o.o;;;

> "I've got an idea, folks!" said another mysterious stranger with an idea. Let's call
> this person uhhh -- Mysterious Stranger Person With At Least One Idea Guy. Yeah -- I
> rock at this naming characters stuff! "How about if everyone starts, like, giving,
> like, feedback!? Feedback to everyone else's stories?! And that will start a HUGE
> chain reaction that causes more people to write stories -- which will cause even more
> feedback! And all these stories and feedback will save the LNH from dying! And it
> will live FOREVER!!"
>
> "Uhuh... feedback, yeah..." Arthur Spitzer said very awkwardly taking a quick glance
> at the RACCCafe exit sign. "That's an idea. Umm. I mean -- sure... I'd like to
> give umm feedback. But... ummm... you know. Heh. Got all these -- you know --
> smutty webcomics I need to draw and... And you know -- when you think about it... 30
> years -- is a very long time. A Very, Very Long Time. I mean does any superhero
> shared universe really need to live to -- say 31 years? I mean really? Isn't that
> asking a bit too much? I mean... oh, look at the time," said Arthur staring at a non
> existent watch that was clearly not on his wrist as he started to back himself slowly
> towards the exit.

Oh dear. X3 <3 I mean, your feedback is always good, encouraging and
appreciated. n.n

> Meanwhile, The LNH (Leaping Nacho Hurter!) -- still choking on a pretzel and gasping
> for air mouthed the words, "Just give me the Heimlich! Or whatever they do now
> days?!! Do they still do the Heimlich?!!" Why did he never learn how to nachocise
> foods that weren't nachos?! Why, oh why!? This 30th birthday of his was really
> starting to suck.
>
> But would it be his -- LAST?!

I mean, if nobody gives him the Heimlich it will be o3o;

> Will Someone Save The LNH?!!
>
> Will They Ever Clean Up All Those Dead Bodies On The RACCCafe's Floor?!!
>
> Will Kieran M. O'Callaghan Ever Pay For All His Crimes?!!
>
> Will I Regret Investing All of My Life Savings Into TippyCoin?!!

Definitely that last one. n.n

Drew "would love for some of those obscure old LNH authors to come back" Nilium

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