On Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 07:52:08 UTC, Tim typed:

> Happy V-Day.

Valentine is done
Here, but now they're gone
Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity

40,000 men and women everyday (Like Romeo and Juliet)
40,000 men and women everyday (Redefine happiness)
Another 40,000 coming everyday

(We can be like they are) Come on, baby
(Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, take my hand
(Don't fear the Reaper) We'll be able to fly
(Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, I'm your man
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la

Binky bleated on Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 14:37:31 UTC:

> solar penguin <solar.penguin@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 07:52:08 UTC, Tim typed:
>>
>>> Happy V-Day.
>>
>> Valentine is done
>> Here, but now they're gone
>> Romeo and Juliet are together in eternity
>>
>> 40,000 men and women everyday (Like Romeo and Juliet)
>> 40,000 men and women everyday (Redefine happiness)
>> Another 40,000 coming everyday
>>
>> (We can be like they are) Come on, baby
>> (Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, take my hand
>> (Don't fear the Reaper) We'll be able to fly
>> (Don't fear the Reaper) Baby, I'm your man
>> La, la, la, la, la
>> La, la, la, la, la
>
> Singing bird for us!

I need more cowbell.

On Thursday, 16 February 2023 at 00:35:19 UTC, the asswipe
demonstrated his asswipiness:

> In article <b8097ee4-5a9d-4a3e...@googlegroups.com>,
> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Binky bleated on Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 14:37:31 UTC:
> >
> >>
> >> Singing bird for us!
> >
> >I need more cowbell.

(* snip the usual cut-and-paste quotes *)

What's that about? The post you were replying to _didn't_ call
you 'asswipe' or use any naughty language

But you just had go and act like an asswipe anyway. (* sigh *)

On Friday, 17 February 2023 at 15:58:43 UTC, the asswipe
assured us of his asswipiness:

> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Thursday, 16 February 2023 at 00:35:19 UTC, the asswipe
>> demonstrated his asswipiness:
>
>>> In article <b8097ee4-5a9d-4a3e...@googlegroups.com>,
>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Binky bleated on Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 14:37:31 UTC:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Singing bird for us!
>>>>
>>>> I need more cowbell.
>
>> (* snip the usual cut-and-paste quotes *)
>
>> What's that about? The post you were replying to _didn't_ call
>> you 'asswipe' or use any naughty language
>
>> But you just had go and act like an asswipe anyway. (* sigh *)
>

(* snip cut-and-paste crap again *)

> That is what you get for becoming rude Idlehands-mouth Solar Penguin!
>

What was rude about my original post? I said I needed "more cowbell,"
not "reverse cowgirl."

On Saturday, 18 February 2023 at 13:43:05 UTC, you-know-who
continued to be a you-know-what:

> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Friday, 17 February 2023 at 15:58:43 UTC, the asswipe
>> assured us of his asswipiness:
>
>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thursday, 16 February 2023 at 00:35:19 UTC, the asswipe
>>>> demonstrated his asswipiness:
>>>
>>>>> In article <b8097ee4-5a9d-4a3e...@googlegroups.com>,
>>>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Binky bleated on Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 14:37:31 UTC:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Singing bird for us!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I need more cowbell.
>>>
>>>> (* snip the usual cut-and-paste quotes *)
>>>
>>>> What's that about? The post you were replying to _didn't_ call
>>>> you 'asswipe' or use any naughty language
>>>
>>>> But you just had go and act like an asswipe anyway. (* sigh *)
>>>
>
>> (* snip cut-and-paste crap again *)
>
>>> That is what you get for becoming rude Idlehands-mouth Solar
>>> Penguin!
>>>
>
>> What was rude about my original post? I said I needed "more
>> cowbell," not "reverse cowgirl."

(* snip the same cut-and-paste crap yet again *)

> Learn some manners and stop swearing Idlehands-mouth Solar Penguin!
>

Where were the bad manners and swearing in my original post?

Nowhere. There weren't any.

None at all.

Yet you still gave me the cut-and-paste treatment for no reason anyway.

Why was that?

On Sunday, 19 February 2023 at 00:59:25 UTC, the lying
asswipe lied like a lying asswipe:

> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On Saturday, 18 February 2023 at 13:43:05 UTC, you-know-who
>> continued to be a you-know-what:
>
>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
> -----------: >> On Friday, 17 February 2023 at 15:58:43 UTC, the asswipe
>>>> assured us of his asswipiness:
>>>
>>>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
> ---------------: >>>> On Thursday, 16 February 2023 at 00:35:19 UTC, the asswipe
>>>>>> demonstrated his asswipiness:
>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <b8097ee4-5a9d-4a3e...@googlegroups.com>,
>>>>>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
> ------------: >>>>>>Binky bleated on Wednesday, 15 February 2023 at 14:37:31 UTC:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Singing bird for us!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I need more cowbell.
>>>>>
>>>>>> (* snip the usual cut-and-paste quotes *)
>>>>>
>>>>>> What's that about? The post you were replying to _didn't_ call
>>>>>> you 'asswipe' or use any naughty language
>>>>>
>>>>>> But you just had go and act like an asswipe anyway. (* sigh *)
>>>>>
>>>
>>>> (* snip cut-and-paste crap again *)
>>>
>>>>> That is what you get for becoming rude Idlehands-mouth Solar
>>>>> Penguin!
>>>>>
>>>
>>>> What was rude about my original post? I said I needed "more
>>>> cowbell," not "reverse cowgirl."
>
>> (* snip the same cut-and-paste crap yet again *)
>
>>> Learn some manners and stop swearing Idlehands-mouth Solar Penguin!
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Where were the bad manners and swearing in my original post?
>>
>> Nowhere. There weren't any.
>>
>> None at all.
>>
>> Yet you still gave me the cut-and-paste treatment for no reason anyway.
>>
>> Why was that?
>>
>
> The aroows point others Idlehands-mouth Solar Penguin!
>

Liar! Only one of those arrows points to my original post, and
there still isn't a swear word in it. I didn't even call you
'asswipe' in it.

Up to that point in this thread, you had been acting like a normal,
decent human being. You even set aside your feud with Tine to show
compassion and empathy for him, his ex-girlfiend and their cat.

I respected that, so wasn't rude to you. You still responded with
your cut-and-paste spam anyway.

Which one of us was being rude and bad-mannered there?

There are no prizes for guessing what kind of wipe posted this:

> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>On Sunday, 19 February 2023 at 00:59:25 UTC, the lying
>>asswipe lied like a lying asswipe:
>
>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Saturday, 18 February 2023 at 13:43:05 UTC, you-know-who
>>>> continued to be a you-know-what:
>>>
>>>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Friday, 17 February 2023 at 15:58:43 UTC, the
>>>>>> asswipe assured us of his asswipiness:
>>>>>
>>>>> Learn some manners and stop swearing Idlehands-mouth Solar
>>>>> Penguin!
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Where were the bad manners and swearing in my original post?
>>>>
>>>> Nowhere. There weren't any.
>>>>
>>>> None at all.
>>>>
>>>> Yet you still gave me the cut-and-paste treatment for no reason
>>>> anyway.
>>>>
>>>> Why was that?
>>>>
>>>
>>> The aroows point others Idlehands-mouth Solar Penguin!
>>>
>>
>> Liar! Only one of those arrows points to my original post, and
>> there still isn't a swear word in it. I didn't even call you
>> 'asswipe' in it.
>>
>> Up to that point in this thread, you had been acting like a normal,
>> decent human being. You even set aside your feud with Tim to show
>> compassion and empathy for him, his ex-girlfiend and their cat.
>>
>> I respected that, so wasn't rude to you. You still responded with
>> your cut-and-paste spam anyway.
>
>> Which one of us was being rude and bad-mannered there?

(* snip *)

> It shows you lying through yur beak Idlehands-mouth Solar Peguin!

_What_ shows me lying? And how does it do that when I wasn't lying?
(Hint: it doesn't because I wasn't.)

On Tuesday, 21 February 2023 at 00:44:44 UTC, the asswipe
asserted:

> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>There are no prizes for guessing what kind of wipe posted this:
>>> solar penguin <solar....@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>

(* snip *)

>>>>
>>>> Up to that point in this thread, you had been acting like a normal,
>>>> decent human being. You even set aside your feud with Tim to show
>>>> compassion and empathy for him, his ex-girlfiend and their cat.
>>>>
>>>> I respected that, so wasn't rude to you. You still responded with
>>>> your cut-and-paste spam anyway.
>>>
>>>> Which one of us was being rude and bad-mannered there?
>
>> (* snip *)
>
>>> It shows you lying through yur beak Idlehands-mouth Solar Peguin!
>>
>> _What_ shows me lying? And how does it do that when I wasn't lying?
>> (Hint: it doesn't because I wasn't.)
>
> Cut-and-lie Idlehands-mouth Solar Penguin in action!

Asswipe and idiot Yads in inaction!