Late-night host Stephen Colbert, who has spent the latter days of his career
mocking former President Trump, celebrated the FBI raid on Trump�s Mar-a-Lago
home, saying, �We all got the present we wanted.�

Colbert started by noting the weather in Los Angeles, saying, �It may be hot
outside, but in here it�s Christmas.�

�Because yesterday, we all got the present we wanted: FBI agents raided Mar-
a-Lago,� he cheered, to audience applause. �Oh, mwah! That is the most
beautiful sentence America has ever produced. It�s right up there with �We
put cheese inside the crust.��

Then he resorted to a vulgar attack on Trump, �Early Monday morning the FBI
executed a search warrant on the former president�s offices and personal
quarters. I feel bad for those agents. �Sir, I finished searching the cabinet
full of empty chicken buckets. Where should I go next? Please don�t say the
bathroom. Please don�t say the bathroom. Please don�t say the bathroom.��

�So we know the raid happened,� he continued. �We still don�t know why the
raid happened because we don�t yet know what was in the warrant. Think about
that: We�re talking about the former President of the United States of
America. The FBI raids his home and all I can think is, which of his crimes
they�re investigating, cause he�s done so many. It�s hard.�

Colbert then indulged himself in an attempt at comedy: �At this point he
can�t keep track. �Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?� �Let�s see, the
body�s in my trunk? The meth in the glove compartment? The back seat full of
illegal spider monkeys who definitely got into the meth? Oh, it�s the busted
tail light? I was kidding about the other stuff.��

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For Colbert to be lewd, crude and unfunny is nothing new: in 2017, he
infamously said of President Trump, �Sir, you attract more skinheads than
free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk
like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing
your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin�s c*** holster.�

Colbert doesn�t like Republican presidents, period. At the 2006 White House
Correspondents Dinner, at which Colbert delivered an attack so searing on
President George W. Bush that even the normal cadre of left-wing institutions
like The New York Times and The Washington Post wouldn�t report it. Excerpts
included:

We�re not so different, he and I. We get it. We�re not brainiacs on
the nerd patrol.

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for
things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like
aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares.
And that sends a strong message: that no matter what happens to
America, she will always rebound � with the most powerfully staged
photo ops in the world.

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Let's go Brandon!