One More Nigger - George N' Me
A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
On the Occasion of His Birthday
Dedicated to Bob Dylan

Another nigger
Dead and gone
Maybe Bob Dylan
Will write a song
About it...
And win a prize!
What a surprise!

And then the Jews
Will produce
Another movie!
Now ain't that groovy?

Hey, look at me!
Whaddya see?
I'm another black nigger
Wild n' free
An' I still like climbing trees!
Hell yeah!

I scale the old trunk
Rise up all the branches
I like to get high
That's my advantage

I hide amongst pines
And wait 'til I see
People walk by
But they don't see me

I call down below
I like to sound spooky
"Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
Hey, how ya doin'?"

Den white folks get freaked
Like the wind just blew in
Who dat in de air?
You'd think me a sin.

I'm a jungle tree monkey
I like bein' high
Dem big folks look 'round
Like, Hell, this ain't funny!

Go inside to your Ma
Get out of your tree!
You kike nigger rat
You ain't better than me!

Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
I'm jess' havin' fun
Why you so mad?
What err have I done?

Do I hide 'neath a hood?
A coif chopped shiny black
You know when you see me
I'm descended from Mack

I run like the Dickens
I glide like a bird
I'm a Jew like your Jesus
So come hear the Word

I'm jess' another nigger
I didn't aks no permission
An' when I'm all growed up big
I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!

An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)

roach 08/04/20
Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳

P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(

On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 10:30:32 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> One More Nigger - George N' Me
> A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> On the Occasion of His Birthday
> Dedicated to Bob Dylan
>
> Another nigger
> Dead and gone
> Maybe Bob Dylan
> Will write a song
> About it...
> And win a prize!
> What a surprise!
>
> And then the Jews
> Will produce
> Another movie!
> Now ain't that groovy?
>
> Hey, look at me!
> Whaddya see?
> I'm another black nigger
> Wild n' free
> An' I still like climbing trees!
> Hell yeah!
>
> I scale the old trunk
> Rise up all the branches
> I like to get high
> That's my advantage
>
> I hide amongst pines
> And wait 'til I see
> People walk by
> But they don't see me
>
> I call down below
> I like to sound spooky
> "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> Hey, how ya doin'?"
>
> Den white folks get freaked
> Like the wind just blew in
> Who dat in de air?
> You'd think me a sin.
>
> I'm a jungle tree monkey
> I like bein' high
> Dem big folks look 'round
> Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
>
> Go inside to your Ma
> Get out of your tree!
> You kike nigger rat
> You ain't better than me!
>
> Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> I'm jess' havin' fun
> Why you so mad?
> What err have I done?
>
> Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> A coif chopped shiny black
> You know when you see me
> I'm descended from Mack
>
> I run like the Dickens
> I glide like a bird
> I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> So come hear the Word
>
> I'm jess' another nigger
> I didn't aks no permission
> An' when I'm all growed up big
> I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
>
> An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
>
> roach 08/04/20
> Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
>
> P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(

Well, if no one here can even say thank you, Rachel, or happy birthday, Mr. President, I see no reason why I should care to continue to post the fruits of my labor to this useless ungrateful newsgroup.

Adieu!

On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 12:35:05 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 10:30:32 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > One More Nigger - George N' Me
> > A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> > On the Occasion of His Birthday
> > Dedicated to Bob Dylan
> >
> > Another nigger
> > Dead and gone
> > Maybe Bob Dylan
> > Will write a song
> > About it...
> > And win a prize!
> > What a surprise!
> >
> > And then the Jews
> > Will produce
> > Another movie!
> > Now ain't that groovy?
> >
> > Hey, look at me!
> > Whaddya see?
> > I'm another black nigger
> > Wild n' free
> > An' I still like climbing trees!
> > Hell yeah!
> >
> > I scale the old trunk
> > Rise up all the branches
> > I like to get high
> > That's my advantage
> >
> > I hide amongst pines
> > And wait 'til I see
> > People walk by
> > But they don't see me
> >
> > I call down below
> > I like to sound spooky
> > "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> > Hey, how ya doin'?"
> >
> > Den white folks get freaked
> > Like the wind just blew in
> > Who dat in de air?
> > You'd think me a sin.
> >
> > I'm a jungle tree monkey
> > I like bein' high
> > Dem big folks look 'round
> > Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
> >
> > Go inside to your Ma
> > Get out of your tree!
> > You kike nigger rat
> > You ain't better than me!
> >
> > Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> > I'm jess' havin' fun
> > Why you so mad?
> > What err have I done?
> >
> > Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> > A coif chopped shiny black
> > You know when you see me
> > I'm descended from Mack
> >
> > I run like the Dickens
> > I glide like a bird
> > I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> > So come hear the Word
> >
> > I'm jess' another nigger
> > I didn't aks no permission
> > An' when I'm all growed up big
> > I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
> >
> > An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
> >
> > roach 08/04/20
> > Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
> >
> > P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(
> Well, if no one here can even say thank you, Rachel, or happy birthday, Mr. President, I see no reason why I should care to continue to post the fruits of my labor to this useless ungrateful newsgroup.
>
> Adieu!

WTELF? Dockery, can you explain this?

On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 9:07:20 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 12:35:05 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> > On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 10:30:32 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > > One More Nigger - George N' Me
> > > A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> > > On the Occasion of His Birthday
> > > Dedicated to Bob Dylan
> > >
> > > Another nigger
> > > Dead and gone
> > > Maybe Bob Dylan
> > > Will write a song
> > > About it...
> > > And win a prize!
> > > What a surprise!
> > >
> > > And then the Jews
> > > Will produce
> > > Another movie!
> > > Now ain't that groovy?
> > >
> > > Hey, look at me!
> > > Whaddya see?
> > > I'm another black nigger
> > > Wild n' free
> > > An' I still like climbing trees!
> > > Hell yeah!
> > >
> > > I scale the old trunk
> > > Rise up all the branches
> > > I like to get high
> > > That's my advantage
> > >
> > > I hide amongst pines
> > > And wait 'til I see
> > > People walk by
> > > But they don't see me
> > >
> > > I call down below
> > > I like to sound spooky
> > > "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> > > Hey, how ya doin'?"
> > >
> > > Den white folks get freaked
> > > Like the wind just blew in
> > > Who dat in de air?
> > > You'd think me a sin.
> > >
> > > I'm a jungle tree monkey
> > > I like bein' high
> > > Dem big folks look 'round
> > > Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
> > >
> > > Go inside to your Ma
> > > Get out of your tree!
> > > You kike nigger rat
> > > You ain't better than me!
> > >
> > > Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> > > I'm jess' havin' fun
> > > Why you so mad?
> > > What err have I done?
> > >
> > > Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> > > A coif chopped shiny black
> > > You know when you see me
> > > I'm descended from Mack
> > >
> > > I run like the Dickens
> > > I glide like a bird
> > > I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> > > So come hear the Word
> > >
> > > I'm jess' another nigger
> > > I didn't aks no permission
> > > An' when I'm all growed up big
> > > I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
> > >
> > > An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
> > >
> > > roach 08/04/20
> > > Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
> > >
> > > P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(
> > Well, if no one here can even say thank you, Rachel, or happy birthday, Mr. President, I see no reason why I should care to continue to post the fruits of my labor to this useless ungrateful newsgroup.
> >
> > Adieu!
> WTELF? Dockery, can you explain this?

Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...

Ash Wurthing wrote:

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> Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...

It is an obvious forgery, Ash... did it really fool you...?

On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 6:22:18 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 9:07:20 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 12:35:05 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> > > On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 10:30:32 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > > > One More Nigger - George N' Me
> > > > A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> > > > On the Occasion of His Birthday
> > > > Dedicated to Bob Dylan
> > > >
> > > > Another nigger
> > > > Dead and gone
> > > > Maybe Bob Dylan
> > > > Will write a song
> > > > About it...
> > > > And win a prize!
> > > > What a surprise!
> > > >
> > > > And then the Jews
> > > > Will produce
> > > > Another movie!
> > > > Now ain't that groovy?
> > > >
> > > > Hey, look at me!
> > > > Whaddya see?
> > > > I'm another black nigger
> > > > Wild n' free
> > > > An' I still like climbing trees!
> > > > Hell yeah!
> > > >
> > > > I scale the old trunk
> > > > Rise up all the branches
> > > > I like to get high
> > > > That's my advantage
> > > >
> > > > I hide amongst pines
> > > > And wait 'til I see
> > > > People walk by
> > > > But they don't see me
> > > >
> > > > I call down below
> > > > I like to sound spooky
> > > > "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> > > > Hey, how ya doin'?"
> > > >
> > > > Den white folks get freaked
> > > > Like the wind just blew in
> > > > Who dat in de air?
> > > > You'd think me a sin.
> > > >
> > > > I'm a jungle tree monkey
> > > > I like bein' high
> > > > Dem big folks look 'round
> > > > Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
> > > >
> > > > Go inside to your Ma
> > > > Get out of your tree!
> > > > You kike nigger rat
> > > > You ain't better than me!
> > > >
> > > > Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> > > > I'm jess' havin' fun
> > > > Why you so mad?
> > > > What err have I done?
> > > >
> > > > Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> > > > A coif chopped shiny black
> > > > You know when you see me
> > > > I'm descended from Mack
> > > >
> > > > I run like the Dickens
> > > > I glide like a bird
> > > > I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> > > > So come hear the Word
> > > >
> > > > I'm jess' another nigger
> > > > I didn't aks no permission
> > > > An' when I'm all growed up big
> > > > I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
> > > >
> > > > An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
> > > >
> > > > roach 08/04/20
> > > > Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
> > > >
> > > > P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(
> > > Well, if no one here can even say thank you, Rachel, or happy birthday, Mr. President, I see no reason why I should care to continue to post the fruits of my labor to this useless ungrateful newsgroup.
> > >
> > > Adieu!
> > WTELF? Dockery, can you explain this?
> Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...

it is virtually certain that the real Rachel did NOT write the above.... Rachel is NOT by any means a racist, bigoted, hateful person...

On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 7:39:40 PM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 6:22:18 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 9:07:20 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 12:35:05 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 10:30:32 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > > > > One More Nigger - George N' Me
> > > > > A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> > > > > On the Occasion of His Birthday
> > > > > Dedicated to Bob Dylan
> > > > >
> > > > > Another nigger
> > > > > Dead and gone
> > > > > Maybe Bob Dylan
> > > > > Will write a song
> > > > > About it...
> > > > > And win a prize!
> > > > > What a surprise!
> > > > >
> > > > > And then the Jews
> > > > > Will produce
> > > > > Another movie!
> > > > > Now ain't that groovy?
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey, look at me!
> > > > > Whaddya see?
> > > > > I'm another black nigger
> > > > > Wild n' free
> > > > > An' I still like climbing trees!
> > > > > Hell yeah!
> > > > >
> > > > > I scale the old trunk
> > > > > Rise up all the branches
> > > > > I like to get high
> > > > > That's my advantage
> > > > >
> > > > > I hide amongst pines
> > > > > And wait 'til I see
> > > > > People walk by
> > > > > But they don't see me
> > > > >
> > > > > I call down below
> > > > > I like to sound spooky
> > > > > "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> > > > > Hey, how ya doin'?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Den white folks get freaked
> > > > > Like the wind just blew in
> > > > > Who dat in de air?
> > > > > You'd think me a sin.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm a jungle tree monkey
> > > > > I like bein' high
> > > > > Dem big folks look 'round
> > > > > Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
> > > > >
> > > > > Go inside to your Ma
> > > > > Get out of your tree!
> > > > > You kike nigger rat
> > > > > You ain't better than me!
> > > > >
> > > > > Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> > > > > I'm jess' havin' fun
> > > > > Why you so mad?
> > > > > What err have I done?
> > > > >
> > > > > Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> > > > > A coif chopped shiny black
> > > > > You know when you see me
> > > > > I'm descended from Mack
> > > > >
> > > > > I run like the Dickens
> > > > > I glide like a bird
> > > > > I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> > > > > So come hear the Word
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm jess' another nigger
> > > > > I didn't aks no permission
> > > > > An' when I'm all growed up big
> > > > > I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
> > > > >
> > > > > An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
> > > > >
> > > > > roach 08/04/20
> > > > > Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
> > > > >
> > > > > P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(
> > > > Well, if no one here can even say thank you, Rachel, or happy birthday, Mr. President, I see no reason why I should care to continue to post the fruits of my labor to this useless ungrateful newsgroup.
> > > >
> > > > Adieu!
> > > WTELF? Dockery, can you explain this?
> > Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> > I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...
> it is virtually certain that the real Rachel did NOT write the above... Rachel is NOT by any means a racist, bigoted, hateful person...

She's never afraid to post- she goes off over the slightest thing- no matter what thread it is, especially when she's asked not to, so why didn't she say anything here?

On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 7:38:41 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> > I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...
> It is an obvious forgery, Ash... did it really fool you...?

I don't believe that it's a fake (not "forgery," General... you're slipping).

Both the poem and the follow up posts are very much in Rachel's style.

And Rachel has already explained why she wrote it:

"i thought i was trying to make a point. it was sarcasm."

I'm not saying that I understand what its alleged point was, but the poem was obviously presented in a tongue-in-cheek style.

On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 7:38:41 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> Ash Wurthing wrote:
>
> xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> > I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...
> It is an obvious forgery, Ash... did it really fool you...?

No doubt about it, really.

On Wednesday, 10 August 2022 at 20:34:38 UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 7:38:41 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >
> > xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> > > I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...
> > It is an obvious forgery, Ash... did it really fool you...?
> No doubt about it, really.

This was posted by rachel. There has never been any doubt that this was posted by your batshit crazy friend, rachel.

And so it goes....

On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 9:18:09 PM UTC-4, ME wrote:
> On Wednesday, 10 August 2022 at 20:34:38 UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 7:38:41 PM UTC-4, Zod wrote:
> > > Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > >
> > > xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > > > Why are you two, Will Dockery and General Zod, trying to bury this from one of your people?
> > > > I ask again, Dockery- and Zod- would you care to explain this "poem" that you want new comers to this group to see...
> > > It is an obvious forgery, Ash... did it really fool you...?
> > No doubt about it, really.
> This was posted by rachel. There has never been any doubt that this was posted by your batshit crazy friend, rachel.
>
> And so it goes....

Yes it does. I find it awfully suspicious, the silence when they challenge every other SINGLE so called "imposter" post- obvious or not-- so to make a big production of setting the record straight . They're NEVER silent about imposter posts, so why now? So much of a production they make of such, that I would suspect if it was an imposter, it would be one of them to make me look like a fool for supporting Rachel's poetry and turn on her in anger.

On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 1:30:32 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> One More Nigger - George N' Me
> A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> On the Occasion of His Birthday
> Dedicated to Bob Dylan
>
> Another nigger
> Dead and gone
> Maybe Bob Dylan
> Will write a song
> About it...
> And win a prize!
> What a surprise!
>
> And then the Jews
> Will produce
> Another movie!
> Now ain't that groovy?
>
> Hey, look at me!
> Whaddya see?
> I'm another black nigger
> Wild n' free
> An' I still like climbing trees!
> Hell yeah!
>
> I scale the old trunk
> Rise up all the branches
> I like to get high
> That's my advantage
>
> I hide amongst pines
> And wait 'til I see
> People walk by
> But they don't see me
>
> I call down below
> I like to sound spooky
> "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> Hey, how ya doin'?"
>
> Den white folks get freaked
> Like the wind just blew in
> Who dat in de air?
> You'd think me a sin.
>
> I'm a jungle tree monkey
> I like bein' high
> Dem big folks look 'round
> Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
>
> Go inside to your Ma
> Get out of your tree!
> You kike nigger rat
> You ain't better than me!
>
> Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> I'm jess' havin' fun
> Why you so mad?
> What err have I done?
>
> Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> A coif chopped shiny black
> You know when you see me
> I'm descended from Mack
>
> I run like the Dickens
> I glide like a bird
> I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> So come hear the Word
>
> I'm jess' another nigger
> I didn't aks no permission
> An' when I'm all growed up big
> I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
>
> An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
>
> roach 08/04/20
> Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
>
> P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(

On Saturday, August 6, 2022 at 12:35:05 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> On Thursday, August 4, 2022 at 10:30:32 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > One More Nigger - George N' Me
> > A Kiss-Off: For President Obama 💋
> > On the Occasion of His Birthday
> > Dedicated to Bob Dylan
> >
> > Another nigger
> > Dead and gone
> > Maybe Bob Dylan
> > Will write a song
> > About it...
> > And win a prize!
> > What a surprise!
> >
> > And then the Jews
> > Will produce
> > Another movie!
> > Now ain't that groovy?
> >
> > Hey, look at me!
> > Whaddya see?
> > I'm another black nigger
> > Wild n' free
> > An' I still like climbing trees!
> > Hell yeah!
> >
> > I scale the old trunk
> > Rise up all the branches
> > I like to get high
> > That's my advantage
> >
> > I hide amongst pines
> > And wait 'til I see
> > People walk by
> > But they don't see me
> >
> > I call down below
> > I like to sound spooky
> > "Ooh aah, ooh aah, Mistah!
> > Hey, how ya doin'?"
> >
> > Den white folks get freaked
> > Like the wind just blew in
> > Who dat in de air?
> > You'd think me a sin.
> >
> > I'm a jungle tree monkey
> > I like bein' high
> > Dem big folks look 'round
> > Like, Hell, this ain't funny!
> >
> > Go inside to your Ma
> > Get out of your tree!
> > You kike nigger rat
> > You ain't better than me!
> >
> > Hey, Mistah, what's wrong?
> > I'm jess' havin' fun
> > Why you so mad?
> > What err have I done?
> >
> > Do I hide 'neath a hood?
> > A coif chopped shiny black
> > You know when you see me
> > I'm descended from Mack
> >
> > I run like the Dickens
> > I glide like a bird
> > I'm a Jew like your Jesus
> > So come hear the Word
> >
> > I'm jess' another nigger
> > I didn't aks no permission
> > An' when I'm all growed up big
> > I'm movin' out of your Princeton! Ooh aah!!
> >
> > An' I ain't a-nevah comin' back! 😘 (Probably not)
> >
> > roach 08/04/20
> > Sent to my friend BO for His Birthday 🥳
> >
> > P.S. I'm out of poems. I think I might be done? I hope not...but, well, with my luck... :-(
> Well, if no one here can even say thank you, Rachel, or happy birthday, Mr. President, I see no reason why I should care to continue to post the fruits of my labor to this useless ungrateful newsgroup.
>
> Adieu!

Thank you, Rachel, As far as nigger poems go, that was the bee's knees. Speaking of knees, mine are sore after spending all day at the glory hole. What do you suggest I do for that?