On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 9:47:37 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-05-11 9:30 p.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 9:23:56 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-05-11 9:34 a.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
>
> >>>> Now that I have your attention.....one more chance...post a poem on any subject by tonight and I will post a poem on the same subject.
> >>>>
> >>>> The other two, have been officially labeled 'cowards' to include blow-hards.
> >>>>
> >>>> Save yourself from humiliation..Mensa man against senile man...same topic (your choice)...See ya after work.
> >> Mensa man vs. mentally-ill man. (That's more alliterative, and also more
> >> accurate in terms of how we've each described the other in the past.)
> >>>>
> >>>> SM
> >>>
> >>> Full new poem, not your found bullshit snippets and link to your list of things.
> >> You are just too much, MIM. After I've spent a week arguing against your
> >> allies that "writing poetry" is not the same thing as cranking out some
> >> shit in 2 minutes, you insist on a shit-cranking competition and on
> >> calling it "writing poetry."
> >>
> >> Very well, I'll crank out some shit for you, and post a link after it's
> >> up on RAP. (You should know, as I've asked Mr. Pendragon to remind you,
> >> that I haven't been posting poetry on aapc for months and don't plan to.)
> >
> And here's the link:
> > Sorry Georgi, I now consider you a coward along with the rest of your bum club.
> >
> > I can outwrite you any time, any day, any topic.
> Guess Who?
>
> I'm usenet's greatest poet
> As everyone will say.
> The Village People love my work
> And I'm not even gay.
>
> The most prolific poet
> The internet has known,
> I've written fifty thousand poems
> In the last week alone.
>
> I sit at my computer
> And dream of South and North,
> And just like vomit from a drunk
> The poems come rushing forth.
>
> It's sometimes hard to type them,
> They all come out so fast,
> And some of them are really long
> While some are just half-vast.
>
> I've never learned poetics;
> I know that I don't need 'em
> Because I simply write the poems;
> Let other people read 'em.
>
> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
> But didn't praise my work
> So I hung up on him. He's just
> A pissbum and a jerk.
>
> I know he's simply jealous,
> Like all those guys, of me.
> That's why they bury all my stuff;
> It's a conspiracy.
>
> I know I could be published
> And everyone would buy,
> But knowing the conspiracy
> Why would I even try?
>
> So I just stay on usenet
> Where true success depends,
> Not on your money, or your fame,
> But on your online friends.
>
> I'm friends with half a dozen
> True poets just like me.
> Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
> With the conspiracy.
>
> They say my poems are perfect,
> And all I have to do
> Is thank all six, and tell them all
> Their poems are perfect, too.

outstanding poetry....
> > Post your shit right here, coward.
> >
> OK, here's the shit.
>
> > or Fuck off.
> >

Zod wrote:

> On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 9:47:37 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-05-11 9:30 p.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, May 11, 2022 at 9:23:56 PM UTC-4, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >> On 2022-05-11 9:34 a.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
>>
>> >>>> Now that I have your attention.....one more chance...post a poem on any subject by tonight and I will post a poem on the same subject.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The other two, have been officially labeled 'cowards' to include blow-hards.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Save yourself from humiliation..Mensa man against senile man...same topic (your choice)...See ya after work.
>> >> Mensa man vs. mentally-ill man. (That's more alliterative, and also more
>> >> accurate in terms of how we've each described the other in the past.)
>> >>>>
>> >>>> SM
>> >>>
>> >>> Full new poem, not your found bullshit snippets and link to your list of things.
>> >> You are just too much, MIM. After I've spent a week arguing against your
>> >> allies that "writing poetry" is not the same thing as cranking out some
>> >> shit in 2 minutes, you insist on a shit-cranking competition and on
>> >> calling it "writing poetry."
>> >>
>> >> Very well, I'll crank out some shit for you, and post a link after it's
>> >> up on RAP. (You should know, as I've asked Mr. Pendragon to remind you,
>> >> that I haven't been posting poetry on aapc for months and don't plan to.)
>> >
>> And here's the link:
>> > Sorry Georgi, I now consider you a coward along with the rest of your bum club.
>> >
>> > I can outwrite you any time, any day, any topic.
>> Guess Who?
>>
>> I'm usenet's greatest poet
>> As everyone will say.
>> The Village People love my work
>> And I'm not even gay.
>>
>> The most prolific poet
>> The internet has known,
>> I've written fifty thousand poems
>> In the last week alone.
>>
>> I sit at my computer
>> And dream of South and North,
>> And just like vomit from a drunk
>> The poems come rushing forth.
>>
>> It's sometimes hard to type them,
>> They all come out so fast,
>> And some of them are really long
>> While some are just half-vast.
>>
>> I've never learned poetics;
>> I know that I don't need 'em
>> Because I simply write the poems;
>> Let other people read 'em.
>>
>> Oh once Bob Dylan phoned me
>> But didn't praise my work
>> So I hung up on him. He's just
>> A pissbum and a jerk.
>>
>> I know he's simply jealous,
>> Like all those guys, of me.
>> That's why they bury all my stuff;
>> It's a conspiracy.
>>
>> I know I could be published
>> And everyone would buy,
>> But knowing the conspiracy
>> Why would I even try?
>>
>> So I just stay on usenet
>> Where true success depends,
>> Not on your money, or your fame,
>> But on your online friends.
>>
>> I'm friends with half a dozen
>> True poets just like me.
>> Sometimes we write, sometimes we fight
>> With the conspiracy.
>>
>> They say my poems are perfect,
>> And all I have to do
>> Is thank all six, and tell them all
>> Their poems are perfect, too.

> outstanding poetry....

>> > Post your shit right here, coward.
>> >
>> OK, here's the shit.
>>
>> > or Fuck off.
>> >

And so it goes.

🙂