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A Farmyard Fable

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by: George J. Dance - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 07:58 UTC

A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy

One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
the farmyard.

"Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.

"Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.

"Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.

Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.

"Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.

"Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.

"You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."

"That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."

"You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."

Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.

"It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
this fight?"

"I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
fights by voting. We can have a vote."

So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.

Poor Will Donkey!

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by: Robert Burrows - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 08:41 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>
>
> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>
> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>
> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>
> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>
> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>
> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>
> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>
> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>
> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> this fight?"
>
> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>
> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>
> Poor Will Donkey!

Scatolia.
Go wash your hands, George.

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by: Robert Burrows - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 08:58 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >
> >
> > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > the farmyard.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >
> > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >
> > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >
> > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >
> > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >
> > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >
> > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >
> > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >
> > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > this fight?"
> >
> > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >
> > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >
> > Poor Will Donkey!
> Scatolia.
> Go wash your hands, George.

"Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:14 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:58:27 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >
> > >
> > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > the farmyard.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >
> > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >
> > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >
> > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >
> > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > >
> > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > this fight?"
> > >
> > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >
> > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >
> > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > Scatolia.
> > Go wash your hands, George.
> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

Ew, gross. Just what I wanted to read, first thing in the morning. Thanks, Bob.

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:38 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>
>
> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>
> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>
> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>
> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>
> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>
> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>
> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>
> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
>
> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> this fight?"
>
> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>
> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>
> Poor Will Donkey!

Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy, or the
rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.

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by: W-Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:13 UTC

Spam-I-Am wrote:

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>
>>
>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> the farmyard.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>
>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>
>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>
>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>
>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>
>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>
>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>
>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
>>
>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> this fight?"
>>
>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>
>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>
>> Poor Will Donkey!

> Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy

Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.

🙂

or the
> rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:24 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>
>
> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>
> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>
> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>
> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>
> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>
> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>
> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>
> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
>
> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> this fight?"
>
> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>
> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>
> Poor Will Donkey!

Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".

🙂

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:28 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:24:45 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >
> > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >
> >
> > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > the farmyard.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >
> > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >
> > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >
> > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >
> > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >
> > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >
> > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >
> > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >
> > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > this fight?"
> >
> > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >
> > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >
> > Poor Will Donkey!
> Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
>
> 🙂

I’d say it was mildly amusing, but wouldn’t call it funny.

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:30 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:28:27 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:24:45 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >
> > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >
> > >
> > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > the farmyard.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >
> > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >
> > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >
> > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >
> > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > >
> > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > this fight?"
> > >
> > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >
> > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >
> > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> >
>
> I’d say it was mildly amusing, but wouldn’t call it funny..

Humor, like art, is subjective.

HTH and HAND.

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:38 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:30:09 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:28:27 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:24:45 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >
> > > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > > the farmyard.
> > > >
> > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > >
> > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > >
> > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > >
> > > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > >
> > > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > >
> > > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > >
> > > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > >
> > > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > >
> > > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > >
> > > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > > >
> > > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > > this fight?"
> > > >
> > > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > >
> > > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > >
> > > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > > Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> > >
> >
> > I’d say it was mildly amusing, but wouldn’t call it funny.
> Humor, like art, is subjective.
>
> HTH and HAND.

Funny is funny. That wasn’t funny.
Nobody laughed, not even you.
Quality speaks for itself, and the
quality of mercy is not strained.

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:56 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:38:37 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:30:09 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:28:27 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:24:45 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > > > the farmyard.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > > >
> > > > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > > >
> > > > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > > >
> > > > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > > >
> > > > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > > >
> > > > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > > > >
> > > > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > > > this fight?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > > >
> > > > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > > >
> > > > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > > > Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> > > >
> > >
> > > I’d say it was mildly amusing, but wouldn’t call it funny.
> > Humor, like art, is subjective.
> >
> > HTH and HAND.
> Funny is funny. That wasn’t funny.
> Nobody laughed, not even you.

Speak for yourself, Corey.

HTH and HAND.

> Quality speaks for itself, and the
> quality of mercy is not strained.

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:02 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:56:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:38:37 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:30:09 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:28:27 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:24:45 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo..ca wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > > > > the farmyard.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > > > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > > > > this fight?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > > > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > > > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > > > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > > > > Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > I’d say it was mildly amusing, but wouldn’t call it funny.
> > > Humor, like art, is subjective.
> > >
> > > HTH and HAND.
> > Funny is funny. That wasn’t funny.
> > Nobody laughed, not even you.
> Speak for yourself, Corey.
>
> HTH and HAND.
> > Quality speaks for itself, and the
> > quality of mercy is not strained.

Okay, so speaking for myself, what I think Shakespeare meant
was that the quality of mercy is such that it has to be given freely.
You simply can’t force someone else to show mercy towards you.

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 11:06 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:58:27 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
> > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >
> > >
> > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > the farmyard.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >
> > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >
> > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >
> > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >
> > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > >
> > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > this fight?"
> > >
> > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >
> > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >
> > > Poor Will Donkey!
>
> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

So, again, that explains why Michael Pendragon is a shit slinging little monkey.

Got it.

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 15:43 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Spam-I-Am wrote:
>
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >
> >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>
> >>
> >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >> the farmyard.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>
> >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>
> >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>
> >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>
> >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>
> >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>
> >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>
> >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
> >>
> >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >> this fight?"
> >>
> >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>
> >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>
> >> Poor Will Donkey!
>
> > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
> Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
>
> 🙂
> or the
> > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.

The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.

Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.

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Spam-I-Am wrote:

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Spam-I-Am wrote:
>>
>> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >
>> >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> >> the farmyard.
>> >>
>> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>> >>
>> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>> >>
>> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>> >>
>> >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>> >>
>> >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>> >>
>> >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>> >>
>> >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>> >>
>> >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>> >>
>> >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>> >>
>> >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
>> >>
>> >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> >> this fight?"
>> >>
>> >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>> >>
>> >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>> >>
>> >> Poor Will Donkey!
>>
>> > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
>> Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
>>
>> 🙂
>> or the
>> > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
>> > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.

> The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.

> Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.

Okay, good thing you picked the monkey cage, then.

🙂

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:48 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
> > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >
> >
> > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > the farmyard.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >
> > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >
> > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >
> > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >
> > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >
> > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >
> > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >
> > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >
> > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >
> > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > this fight?"
> >
> > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >
> > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >
> > Poor Will Donkey!
> Scatolia.
> Go wash your hands, George.

Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

🙂

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by: Coco DeSockmonkey - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 17:56 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >
> > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >
> > >
> > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > the farmyard.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >
> > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >
> > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >
> > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >
> > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >
> > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >
> > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > >
> > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > this fight?"
> > >
> > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >
> > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >
> > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > Scatolia.
> > Go wash your hands, George.
> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

Poor Will Donkey!

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:00 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:56:47 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >
> > > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > > the farmyard.
> > > >
> > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > >
> > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > >
> > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > >
> > > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > >
> > > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > >
> > > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > >
> > > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > >
> > > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > >
> > > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > >
> > > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > > >
> > > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > > this fight?"
> > > >
> > > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > >
> > > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > >
> > > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > > Scatolia.
> > > Go wash your hands, George.
> > Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> Poor Will Donkey!

Says Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

🙂

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by: Coco DeSockmonkey - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:15 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:00:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:56:47 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > > > the farmyard.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > > >
> > > > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > > >
> > > > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > > >
> > > > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > > >
> > > > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > > >
> > > > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > > >
> > > > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > > > >
> > > > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > > > this fight?"
> > > > >
> > > > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > > >
> > > > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > > >
> > > > > Poor Will Donkey!
> > > > Scatolia.
> > > > Go wash your hands, George.
> > > Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> > Poor Will Donkey!
> Says Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

Poor Will Donkey!

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by: George J. Dance - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:34 UTC

On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>
>>>
>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>> the farmyard.
>>>
>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>
>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>
>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>
>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>
>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>
>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>
>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>
>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>
>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>
>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>
>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>> this fight?"
>>>
>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>
>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>
>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>> Scatolia.
>> Go wash your hands, George.
>
> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"

That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
about that?

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:37 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>> the farmyard.
> >>>
> >>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>
> >>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>
> >>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>
> >>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>
> >>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>
> >>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>
> >>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>
> >>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>
> >>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>
> >>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>
> >>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>> this fight?"
> >>>
> >>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>
> >>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>
> >>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >> Scatolia.
> >> Go wash your hands, George.
> >
> > "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
> about that?

I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.

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by: Will Dockery - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:43 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:43:24 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >
> > >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > >> the farmyard.
> > >>
> > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >>
> > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >>
> > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >>
> > >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >>
> > >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >>
> > >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >>
> > >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >>
> > >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >>
> > >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >>
> > >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
> > >>
> > >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > >> this fight?"
> > >>
> > >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >>
> > >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >>
> > >> Poor Will Donkey!
> >
> > > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
> > Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
> >
> > 🙂
> > or the
> > > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> > > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.
> The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.
>
> Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.

Have a banana, Corey.

🙂

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by: Ash Wurthing - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:51 UTC

What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."

So can the superior "real poet" sWill and his braggart avid reader maniac sock monkey Sod teach Dunce to use commas? Don't hold your breath, as sWill so "wisely" advised Ilya, you don't have to correct things, like "and I and you."

"Now charlatans wear dead men’s shoes
Aye and rattle dead men’s bones
‘Ere the dust has settled on their tombs
They’ve sold the very stones
O rise, rise, rise, Dark horse on the wind
For in no nation on the earth
More Pharisees you’ll find"
--'Dark Horse on the Wind' ~~Liam Weldon

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by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:52 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:43:56 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:43:24 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > >> the farmyard.
> > > >>
> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > >>
> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > >>
> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > >>
> > > >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > >>
> > > >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > >>
> > > >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > >>
> > > >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > >>
> > > >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > >>
> > > >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > >>
> > > >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
> > > >>
> > > >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > >> this fight?"
> > > >>
> > > >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > >>
> > > >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > >>
> > > >> Poor Will Donkey!
> > >
> > > > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
> > > Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
> > >
> > > 🙂
> > > or the
> > > > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> > > > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.
> > The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> > but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> > best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> > because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.
> >
> > Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> > wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> > animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> > to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.
> Have a banana, Corey.
>
> 🙂

How phallic.

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by: George J. Dance - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:59 UTC

On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>>
>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>>
>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>>
>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>>
>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>>
>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>>> this fight?"
>>>>>
>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>>
>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>>
>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>>> Scatolia.
>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>>>
>>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
>> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
>> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
>> about that?
>
> I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.

So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
smearing" to provide some original content.

Subject	Author
A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Robert Burrows
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Robert Burrows
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Robert Burrows
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	W.Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	General-Zod
Re: A Farmyard Fable	W-Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Coco DeSockmonkey
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Coco DeSockmonkey
Re: A Farmyard Fable	W.Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Ash Wurthing
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Ash Wurthing
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Coco DeSockmonkey
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Ash Wurthing
Re: A Farmyard Fable	ME
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Ash Wurthing
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	W-Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	W-Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	W-Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Edward Rochester Esq.
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Zod
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	George J. Dance
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Zod
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Spam-I-Am
Re: A Farmyard Fable	Will Dockery