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* A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
+* Re: A Farmyard FableRobert Burrows
|+* Re: A Farmyard FableRobert Burrows
||+- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
||+- Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
||`* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
|| `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
||  `* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
||   +- Re: A Farmyard FableRobert Burrows
||   +* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
||   |`* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
||   | `- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
||   +- Re: A Farmyard FableW.Dockery
||   +- Re: A Farmyard FableGeneral-Zod
||   `- Re: A Farmyard FableW-Dockery
|`* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
| +* Re: A Farmyard FableCoco DeSockmonkey
| |`* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
| | `* Re: A Farmyard FableCoco DeSockmonkey
| |  `- Re: A Farmyard FableW.Dockery
| `* Re: A Farmyard FableAsh Wurthing
|  `* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
|   `* Re: A Farmyard FableAsh Wurthing
|    +- Re: A Farmyard FableCoco DeSockmonkey
|    +* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
|    |`* Re: A Farmyard FableAsh Wurthing
|    | `* Re: A Farmyard FableME
|    |  `- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|    `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|     `- Re: A Farmyard FableAsh Wurthing
+* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|`* Re: A Farmyard FableW-Dockery
| `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|  +* Re: A Farmyard FableW-Dockery
|  |`- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|  `* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
|   `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|    `* Re: A Farmyard FableW-Dockery
|     `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|      `* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
|       `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|        `* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
|         `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|          `* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
|           `- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
+* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
|+* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
||`* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
|| `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
||  `* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
||   `- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|`* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
| +* Re: A Farmyard FableEdward Rochester Esq.
| |`* Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
| | +- Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
| | `- Re: A Farmyard FableZod
| `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
|  `- Re: A Farmyard FableGeorge J. Dance
`* Re: A Farmyard FableZod
 `* Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery
  `* Re: A Farmyard FableSpam-I-Am
   `- Re: A Farmyard FableWill Dockery

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 by: Robert Burrows - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:07 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:59:32 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>>> this fight?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>>> Scatolia.
> >>>> Go wash your hands, George.
> >>>
> >>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
> >> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
> >> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
> >> about that?
> >
> > I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.
> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
> smearing" to provide some original content.

You are denser than Dockery.

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 by: George J. Dance - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:08 UTC

On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>
>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>
>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>
>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>
>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>
>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>
>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>
>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>
>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>
>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>> this fight?"
>>>>
>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>
>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>> Scatolia.
>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
>
> What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
>

Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
able to give a single example.

snip

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Subject: Re: A Farmyard Fable
From: hieronym...@gmail.com (Spam-I-Am)
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 by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:11 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:59:32 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>>> this fight?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>>
> >>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>>> Scatolia.
> >>>> Go wash your hands, George.
> >>>
> >>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
> >> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
> >> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
> >> about that?
> >
> > I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.
> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
> smearing" to provide some original content.

“IYO”, “IOW”, “TM”

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 by: George J. Dance - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:12 UTC

On 2022-11-21 5:24 a.m., Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>
>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>
>>
>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> the farmyard.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>
>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>
>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>
>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>
>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>
>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>
>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>
>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>
>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>
>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> this fight?"
>>
>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>
>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>
>> Poor Will Donkey!
>
> Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
>
> 🙂

Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
like Danny of Donny Donkey.

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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:14 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 5:24 a.m., Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>
> >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>
> >>
> >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >> the farmyard.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>
> >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>
> >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>
> >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>
> >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>
> >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>
> >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>
> >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>
> >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >> this fight?"
> >>
> >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>
> >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>
> >> Poor Will Donkey!
> >
> > Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> >
> > 🙂
> Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
> helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
> further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
> like Danny of Donny Donkey.

You don't get laid much, do ya Dunce.

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 by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:15 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 5:24 a.m., Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>
> >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>
> >>
> >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >> the farmyard.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>
> >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>
> >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>
> >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>
> >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>
> >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>
> >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>
> >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>
> >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>
> >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >> this fight?"
> >>
> >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>
> >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>
> >> Poor Will Donkey!
> >
> > Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> >
> > 🙂
> Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
> helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
> further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
> like Danny of Donny Donkey.

Who is Danny of Donny Donkey? Must be a Canadian thing.

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 by: George J. Dance - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:16 UTC

On 2022-11-21 2:11 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:59:32 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>>>>> this fight?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>>>>> Scatolia.
>>>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
>>>> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
>>>> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
>>>> about that?
>>>
>>> I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.
>> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
>> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
>> smearing" to provide some original content.
>
> “IYO”, “IOW”, “TM”

I'm sorry if the acronyms confused you, Corey.
IYO = in your opinion
IOW - in other words
TM - Team Monkey.

HTH and HAND.

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 by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:18 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:16:59 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 2:11 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:59:32 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>>>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>>>>> this fight?"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>>>>> Scatolia.
> >>>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
> >>>> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
> >>>> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
> >>>> about that?
> >>>
> >>> I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.
> >> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
> >> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
> >> smearing" to provide some original content.
> >
> > “IYO”, “IOW”, “TM”
> I'm sorry if the acronyms confused you, Corey.
> IYO = in your opinion
> IOW - in other words
> TM - Team Monkey.
>
> HTH and HAND.

Confused, no. Amused, yes. You do love your acronyms.

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On 2022-11-21 2:14 p.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-11-21 5:24 a.m., Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>
>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>
>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>
>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>
>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>
>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>
>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>
>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>
>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>
>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>> this fight?"
>>>>
>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>
>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>>
>>> Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
>>>
>>> 🙂
>> Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
>> helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
>> further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
>> like Danny of Donny Donkey.
>
> You don't get laid much, do ya Dunce.

I can't complain Jim. Have you ever been laid at all?

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 by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:21 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:18:40 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 2:14 p.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-11-21 5:24 a.m., Will Dockery wrote:
> >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>
> >>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>
> >>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>
> >>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>
> >>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>
> >>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>
> >>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>> this fight?"
> >>>>
> >>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>
> >>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>
> >>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>>
> >>> Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> >>>
> >>> 🙂
> >> Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
> >> helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
> >> further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
> >> like Danny of Donny Donkey.
> >
> > You don't get laid much, do ya Dunce.
> I can't complain Jim. Have you ever been laid at all?

Of course you can’t complain. That wouldn’t help at all.

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On 2022-11-21 2:15 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-11-21 5:24 a.m., Will Dockery wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>
>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>
>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>
>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>
>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>
>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>
>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>
>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>
>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>
>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>
>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>> this fight?"
>>>>
>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>
>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>
>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>>
>>> Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
>>>
>>> 🙂
>> Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
>> helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
>> further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
>> like Danny of Donny Donkey.
>
> Who is Danny of Donny Donkey? Must be a Canadian thing.

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 by: Ash Wurthing - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 19:33 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:08:36 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>
> >>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>
> >>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>
> >>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>
> >>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>
> >>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>
> >>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>> this fight?"
> >>>>
> >>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>
> >>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>
> >>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>> Scatolia.
> >>> Go wash your hands, George.
> >> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> >
> > What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
> >
> Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
> about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
> able to give a single example.

Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post. Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?
You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
"One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...

> snip

YES!!! George's fear shows!
"Let us be clear: censorship is cowardice. ... It masks corruption. It is a school of torture: it teaches, and accustoms one to the use of force against an idea, to submit thought to an alien "other." But worst still, censorship destroys criticism, which is the essential ingredient of culture."
~~ Pablo Antonio Cuadra

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:33:28 PM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:08:36 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > >>>> the farmyard.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > >>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > >>>> this fight?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > >>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > >>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > >>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> > >>> Scatolia.
> > >>> Go wash your hands, George.
> > >> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> > >
> > > What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
> > >
> > Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
> > about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
> > able to give a single example.
> Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post. Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?
> You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see.. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
> "One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...

Dance debunked! Again.

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On 2022-11-21 2:33 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:08:36 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>>>> this fight?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>>>> Scatolia.
>>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>>>> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
>>>
>>> What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
>>>
>> Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
>> about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
>> able to give a single example.
>
> Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post.

I doubt that. I didn't notice the comma you finally mention below, or
I'd have simply removed it. Since no one else commented on it, there's
no reason to think any of them saw it, either.

> Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?

Why indeed, was the "bling man' the only one to say anything? I'd guess
that's because the bling man (who, BTW, sometimes claims to be blind)
listened to it via voice software. Of course, the bling man claims that
"everyone" noticed it, so we really should hear his explanation.

> You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
> "One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...

Yes, Ash; there should be no comma after "Bobby". And that's your only
comment on the story.

(BTW, the fable is not in "verse". Words matter: Learn what they mean
and how to use them correctly.

>> snip
>
> YES!!! George's fear shows!

The Ashtroll's belief that I'm "afraid" of people commenting
onpunctuation shows his essential kookiness.

<snip>

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> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:43:56 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:43:24 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
>> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > Spam-I-Am wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>> > > >>
>> > > >>
>> > > >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> > > >> the farmyard.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> > > >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> > > >> this fight?"
>> > > >>
>> > > >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> > > >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>> > > >>
>> > > >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> > > >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> > > >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Poor Will Donkey!
>> > >
>> > > > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
>> > > Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
>> > >
>> > > 🙂
>> > > or the
>> > > > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
>> > > > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.
>> > The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
>> > but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
>> > best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
>> > because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.
>> >
>> > Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
>> > wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
>> > animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
>> > to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.
>> Have a banana, Corey.
>>
>

> How phallic.

If that's what you see.

🙂

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 by: Ash Wurthing - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 20:26 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:03:31 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 2:33 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:08:36 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> >>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>>>> this fight?"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>>>> Scatolia.
> >>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
> >>>> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> >>>
> >>> What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
> >>>
> >> Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
> >> about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
> >> able to give a single example.
> >
> > Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post.
> I doubt that. I didn't notice the comma you finally mention below, or
> I'd have simply removed it. Since no one else commented on it, there's
> no reason to think any of them saw it, either.
> > Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?
> Why indeed, was the "bling man' the only one to say anything? I'd guess
> that's because the bling man (who, BTW, sometimes claims to be blind)
> listened to it via voice software. Of course, the bling man claims that
> "everyone" noticed it, so we really should hear his explanation.
> > You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
> > "One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...
> Yes, Ash; there should be no comma after "Bobby". And that's your only
> comment on the story.

Oh, you want a comment? I can do that, even though this is just a troll attack thread. (No body would be reading your shit unless you provoke their anger)

"The creatures outside looked from poet to troll, and from troll to poet, and from poet to troll again; but already it was impossible to say which was which."
quote from the autobiography "I, George Dance, The New Queen of Nasty"- second handed from PJR who borrowed from George Orwell, who would approve of the use of the quote in this modern day example of his precautionary novel.
> (BTW, the fable is not in "verse". Words matter: Learn what they mean
> and how to use them correctly.
> >> snip

Only if you could get down from your rhetoric shit smeared ivory tower, you could possibly understand, I was using the term loosely. I don't do the "superior" academic lecturing that you you attempt to talk down to people with. I wasn't technically calling your crap verse.

> >
> > YES!!! George's fear shows!
> The Ashtroll's belief that I'm "afraid" of people commenting
> onpunctuation shows his essential kookiness.
>
> <snip>

There you go again snipping that which you're afraid of people seeing. You don't snip stuff from your ass opinion buddies stuff.
Your snipping is a obviously a blatant petty provocative act of spitefulness... what you call trolling.

"Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others. Their fear is only their inability to face what is real..."
--'On Writing' ~~Charles Bukowski

Why are so much fun?

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Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:

> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:00:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:56:47 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>> > > > > the farmyard.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>> > > > > mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>> > > > > this fight?"
>> > > > >
>> > > > > "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>> > > > > fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>> > > > >
>> > > > > So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>> > > > > Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>> > > > > not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Poor Will Donkey!
>> > > > Scatolia.
>> > > > Go wash your hands, George.
>> > > Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
>> > Poor Will Donkey!
>> Says Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

> Poor Will Donkey!

See above.

🙂

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:18:40 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> On 2022-11-21 2:14 p.m., Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:12:27 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
> >>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >>>> the farmyard.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >>>>
> >>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >>>>
> >>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >>>>
> >>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >>>>
> >>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >>>>
> >>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >>>>
> >>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> >>>>
> >>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >>>> this fight?"
> >>>>
> >>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >>>>
> >>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >>>>
> >>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> >>>
> >>> Good one (I don't care who you are, it was funny), and sits well with Karen's "Monkey Shines".
> >>>
> >>> 🙂
> >> Thanks for letting me borrow your nickname for it, Will, which I think
> >> helped a great deal in making the analogy clear. If it does go to a
> >> further print, I'll probably change it to something more alliterative,
> >> like Danny of Donny Donkey.
> >
> > You don't get laid much, do ya Dunce.
> I can't complain Jim. Have you ever been laid at all?

Jim Senetto has an odd fixation with your sex life, G.D...

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:33:28 PM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:08:36 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > >>>> the farmyard.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > >>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > >>>> this fight?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > >>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >>>>
> > >>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > >>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > >>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> > >>> Scatolia.
> > >>> Go wash your hands, George.
> > >> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> > >
> > > What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
> > >
> > Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
> > about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
> > able to give a single example.
> Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post. Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?
> You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see.. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
> "One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...
>
> > snip
>
> YES!!! George's fear shows!
> "Let us be clear: censorship is cowardice. ... It masks corruption. It is a school of torture: it teaches, and accustoms one to the use of force against an idea, to submit thought to an alien "other." But worst still, censorship destroys criticism, which is the essential ingredient of culture."
> ~~ Pablo Antonio Cuadra

Are the blind man and the bling man the same person?

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>
> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>
>
> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> the farmyard.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>
> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>
> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>
> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>
> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>
> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>
> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>
> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>
> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>
> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> this fight?"
>
> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>
> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>
> Poor Will Donkey!

That explains the double standard hypocrisy of this group quite well...

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 4:31:58 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Spam-I-Am wrote:
>
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:43:56 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:43:24 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> >> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> >> > > >> the farmyard.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> >> > > >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> >> > > >> this fight?"
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> >> > > >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> >> > > >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> >> > > >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >> Poor Will Donkey!
> >> > >
> >> > > > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
> >> > > Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
> >> > >
> >> > > 🙂
> >> > > or the
> >> > > > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> >> > > > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.
> >> > The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> >> > but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> >> > best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> >> > because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.
> >> >
> >> > Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> >> > wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> >> > animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> >> > to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.
> >> Have a banana, Corey.
> >>
> >
>
> > How phallic.
> If that's what you see.
>
> 🙂

Good, then you know what to do with your banana.

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 4:18:55 PM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:33:28 PM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:08:36 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > On 2022-11-21 1:51 p.m., Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 12:48:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > > >>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo..ca wrote:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > >>>> the farmyard.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise.."
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > >>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > >>>> this fight?"
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > >>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > >>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > >>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> Poor Will Donkey!
> > > >>> Scatolia.
> > > >>> Go wash your hands, George.
> > > >> Funny how you never tell that to your friend Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.
> > > >
> > > > What will be so damned funny, is watching sWill and his shrill troll crue look the other way about one of their owns inability to use commas all the while laming about someone else's apostrophes while telling people it's WRONG to do so, so as the Fundies always say "do as we say, only we can do as we do for you're just cattle for us to control."
> > > >
> > > Actually, what's far funnier is watching the Ashtroll piss and moan
> > > about my "inability to use commas" in the above fable, without being
> > > able to give a single example.
> > Anyone who isn't blind, saw it in your original post. Why is the bling man the only one to noticed the hypocrisy?
> > You always fall for the trap, I don't make assertions unless it's something I observed and can easily produce the proof for those that refuse to see. I think you just like being slapped around by being a gimp to your so called superior ego...
> > "One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > the farmyard." Your verse refers to Bobby Burro, which isn't listed among those four above...
> >
> > > snip
> >
> > YES!!! George's fear shows!
> > "Let us be clear: censorship is cowardice. ... It masks corruption. It is a school of torture: it teaches, and accustoms one to the use of force against an idea, to submit thought to an alien "other." But worst still, censorship destroys criticism, which is the essential ingredient of culture."
> > ~~ Pablo Antonio Cuadra
> Are the blind man and the bling man the same person?

Shhh, I'm waiting to see if the fools actually read what I write and have the balls to post what I write instead of just burying it and their heads in their cowardly snipping...

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On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:22:13 PM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 4:31:58 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:43:56 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:43:24 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > >> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> > > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > >> > > >> the farmyard.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > >> > > >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > >> > > >> this fight?"
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > >> > > >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > >> > > >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > >> > > >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >> Poor Will Donkey!
> > >> > >
> > >> > > > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
> > >> > > Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > 🙂
> > >> > > or the
> > >> > > > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> > >> > > > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.
> > >> > The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> > >> > but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> > >> > best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> > >> > because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.
> > >> >
> > >> > Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> > >> > wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> > >> > animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> > >> > to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.
> > >> Have a banana, Corey.
> > >>
> > >
> >
> > > How phallic.
> > If that's what you see.
> >
>
> Good, then you know what to do with your banana.

You're on the monkey team, keep your banana.

🙂

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 by: Spam-I-Am - Mon, 21 Nov 2022 22:31 UTC

On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:25:59 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 5:22:13 PM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 4:31:58 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:43:56 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:43:24 AM UTC-5, Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > > >> > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 10:10:23 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > Spam-I-Am wrote:
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > > On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > >> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
> > > >> > > >> the farmyard.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
> > > >> > > >> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon..
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
> > > >> > > >> this fight?"
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
> > > >> > > >> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
> > > >> > > >> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
> > > >> > > >> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
> > > >> > > >>
> > > >> > > >> Poor Will Donkey!
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > > Update: Will Donkey doesn’t believe in farmyard democracy
> > > >> > > Speak for yourself, Pastor Bonzo.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > 🙂
> > > >> > > or the
> > > >> > > > rights of the other animals to live peacefully together on the farm,
> > > >> > > > and still makes incessant noise day and night in the farmyard.
> > > >> > The Donkey is useful, and has a place on the farm,
> > > >> > but getting the Donkey to do what the Donkey does
> > > >> > best for the good of the farm is always a struggle,
> > > >> > because Donkeys are notoriously stubborn animals.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Donkeys do what Donkeys do, and Donkeys do do
> > > >> > wherever they want, so it’s important to keep other
> > > >> > animals away from what Donkey’s done in order
> > > >> > to prevent the transmission of Donkey diseases.
> > > >> Have a banana, Corey.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > >
> > > > How phallic.
> > > If that's what you see.
> > >
> >
> > Good, then you know what to do with your banana.
> You're on the monkey team, keep your banana.
>
> 🙂

Oh, okay. Now I get it. You’ve assigned me team
membership, so I get a banana. Wow, very clever.

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George J. Dance wrote:

> On 2022-11-21 1:37 p.m., Spam-I-Am wrote:
>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 1:34:34 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>> On 2022-11-21 3:58 a.m., Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 3:41:47 AM UTC-5, Robert Burrows wrote:
>>>>> On Monday, November 21, 2022 at 2:58:55 AM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>>>>>> A Farmyard Fable: A story of democracy
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One morning, Jimmy Jackass, Bobby, Burro, and Will Donkey were out in
>>>>>> the farmyard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Jimmy Jackass.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hee-haw!" brayed will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass and Bobby Burro laughed.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Why are you laughing?" adked Will Donkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because your braying is so bad," said Bobby Burro.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You can't even bray," added Jimmy Jackass. "You only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That is not true," said Will Dockery. "I have been braying here for years."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "You might have tried to bray," said Jimmy Jackass, "but that doesn't
>>>>>> mean that you can bray. You can't. You can only make noise."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jimmy Jackass, Bobby Burro, and Will Donkey argued until it was past noon.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "It's past noon, and I'm hungry," said Jimmy Jackass. "How do we settle
>>>>>> this fight?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "I know," said Bobby Burro. "We live in a democracy, where we settle
>>>>>> fights by voting. We can have a vote."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So the three farm animals voted, and the vote results said that Will
>>>>>> Donkey could not bray, but could only make noise. And Will Donkey was
>>>>>> not allowed to make noise in the farmyard anymore.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Will Donkey!
>>>>> Scatolia.
>>>>> Go wash your hands, George.
>>>>
>>>> "Fecal smearing is a sign of sexual abuse in children, related to autism and aspergers syndrome, symptom of dementia, and done often by mentally retarded patients…"
>>> That's interesting, Robert: when you read my fable, you began thinking
>>> about "fecal smearing". Can you explain What made you start thinking
>>> about that?
>>
>> I believe he was simply comparing your fable to shit on the wall.

> So, IYO, Robert was just calling my fable "shit" (IOW, just using a
> standard TM critical cliche), while sharing his interest in "fecal
> smearing" to provide some original content.

It looks more like Robert was confused, thinking of Michael Pendragon, the shit slinging little monkey.

:)

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