Make Boring Art #3
Written by Drew Nilium

"Hello again, my name is Boring Arthur. Today, I'm going to sit in a room,
quietly, and read a book. Also, we've been joined by a golf commentator."

And now, Boring Arthur is sitting in the chair. It's a very comfy-looking chair.
He's wiggling around a bit to get comfortable, and the cushions are responding
to him. It looks rather enjoyable. I wish I had that comfy of a chair. This is
just a metal folding chair. Very uncomfortable.

Anyway, he's picked up the book. It's a hardcover, no dust jacket. The cover is
purple, and it's got something written on it in gold, but I can't read it from here.

Looks like he's moving around to get comfortable again. All right, now he's got
the book where he wants it. His eyes are moving, and, yes, he's reading it.

He's not making any noise-- ah, wait, he just turned a page, that made some very
slight noise. The pages aren't quite white, they're sort of a cream color, very
nice, very pretty.

He turned the page again. He's gone down it, oh, a couple inches now, I'd say...
he's at the bottom of the page... at the top of the next page... middle...
bottom again... and yes, he's turned the page again.

And he sniffs. I don't think he has a head cold, I think it's just some minor
irritation. Yes, he hasn't done it again. He's turned the page.

Oh, what's this, he's letting go of one side of the book... picking up his glass
of water... raising it to his lips aaaaand... yes, he's successfully taken a
sip. He puts the glass of water down... wipes off some moisture on his pants...
and goes back to reading.

And he's turned another page.

Drew Nilium