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Paddle or Pipe

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Subject: Paddle or Pipe
From: blackpoo...@aol.com (Edward Rochester Esq.)
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by: Edward Rochester Esq - Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:36 UTC

The best beat down
is with a pipe.

Zod beat with a pipe
the brother of a friend

No pants down,
just a head crack.

and now Zod listens
to a banjo down by the river.

The guy who got beat
with a pipe, is now dead
a year in January.

Just maybe that pipe beat
by Zod could have contributed,
who knows.

No cause of death,
but was fed a cigarette
every half hour by his
caregiver, brother.

Zod should have been arrested
but wasn't.

But then he went and pissed
in public.

That Zod guy is a danger
to the unsuspecting.

Advance with caution.

You can buy photos
of a memorial for the brother
but Zod didn't show.

Zod likes to paint
and write poems
and at times, likes to hit
folks in the head with a pipe.

Zod scoffs at the law.

What a guy.

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Subject: Re: Paddle or Pipe
From: hieronym...@gmail.com (Spam-I-Am)
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by: Spam-I-Am - Thu, 24 Nov 2022 13:46 UTC

On Thursday, November 24, 2022 at 8:36:22 AM UTC-5, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> The best beat down
> is with a pipe.
>
> Zod beat with a pipe
> the brother of a friend
>
> No pants down,
> just a head crack.
>
> and now Zod listens
> to a banjo down by the river.
>
> The guy who got beat
> with a pipe, is now dead
> a year in January.
>
> Just maybe that pipe beat
> by Zod could have contributed,
> who knows.
>
> No cause of death,
> but was fed a cigarette
> every half hour by his
> caregiver, brother.
>
> Zod should have been arrested
> but wasn't.
>
> But then he went and pissed
> in public.
>
> That Zod guy is a danger
> to the unsuspecting.
>
> Advance with caution.
>
> You can buy photos
> of a memorial for the brother
> but Zod didn't show.
>
> Zod likes to paint
> and write poems
> and at times, likes to hit
> folks in the head with a pipe.
>
> Zod scoffs at the law.
>
> What a guy.

That Zod character sounds like an alcoholic.

Subject	Author
Paddle or Pipe	Edward Rochester Esq.
Re: Paddle or Pipe	Spam-I-Am