‘Sex And The City’ Fans Divided After Samantha Returns As Cybernetic
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NEW YORK—Amid reports that Kim Cattrall’s beloved character would appear in
season two of And Just Like That…, fans were reportedly divided Thursday
after it was confirmed that Samantha Jones would return to the Sex And The
City franchise as a cybernetic assassin. “Samantha has always been my
favorite character, so on one hand, I’m glad she’s making a cameo, but I
don’t know how I feel about her coming back as a cybernetic killing machine
programmed to destroy humanity,” longtime fan Margaret Dudley, 38, said
after seeing a verified photo from the set that appeared to show the former
sex-positive public relations specialist wearing two tons of titanium armor
plating and using her Winchester repeating shotgun to blast out the window
of the gang’s favorite Manhattan brunch spot. “While it’s a departure from
the early seasons for sure, I’ve read that she’s still the same old Sam
Jones in some ways—like she keeps making puns about ‘cumming’ to steal New
York City’s collective libido. I do worry Kim Cattrall won’t be able to
deliver the same sassy attitude with such heavy prosthetics on, but as long
as she’s still sporting Louboutins on the ends of her mechanically
augmented legs, I think I can get on board. Her being some kind of
artificially intelligent, maniacal cyborg killer does answer a lot of
questions I had about the bizarre moaning sounds she made anytime the old
version of her character had sex, because it definitely never sounded
human.” At press time, critics and fans had unanimously agreed that the
pivot still made a hell of a lot more sense than what the writers did to
the rebooted Miranda character.

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On 2023-06-05 05:22:24 +0000, anim8rfsk said:

> ‘Sex And The City’ Fans Divided After Samantha Returns As Cybernetic
> Assassin
>
> PublishedThursday 3:20PM
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> Returns As Cybernetic Assassin
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>
> NEW YORK—Amid reports that Kim Cattrall’s beloved character would appear in
> season two of And Just Like That…, fans were reportedly divided Thursday
> after it was confirmed that Samantha Jones would return to the Sex And The
> City franchise as a cybernetic assassin.

As long as she kills Carrie and Miranda, she'll be A-OK with me!! :)

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Ian J. Ball <IJBall@mac.invalid> wrote:
> On 2023-06-05 05:22:24 +0000, anim8rfsk said:
>
>> ‘Sex And The City’ Fans Divided After Samantha Returns As Cybernetic
>> Assassin
>>
>> PublishedThursday 3:20PM
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>> Returns As Cybernetic Assassin
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>>
>>
>>
>> NEW YORK—Amid reports that Kim Cattrall’s beloved character would appear in
>> season two of And Just Like That…, fans were reportedly divided Thursday
>> after it was confirmed that Samantha Jones would return to the Sex And The
>> City franchise as a cybernetic assassin.
>
> As long as she kills Carrie and Miranda, she'll be A-OK with me!! :)
>
>

And as long as she’s come back to undo her ruining Star Trek six.

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