On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 2:52:13 PM UTC-5, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:21:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:08:49 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > > "Jordy" can have a cease fire any time he wants to -- all he has to do is start following xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
> > Spoken like a true control freak on an ego trip, Pendragon.
> When you join a Usenet group, you're expected to follow the Guidelines.

Your so-called guidelines are bogus, Pendragon.

HTH and HAND.

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:11:39 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:54:59 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 10:47:51 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > >
> > > > > Good evening, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
> > >
> >
> > Shalom Will
> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 7:24:17 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:11:39 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:54:59 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 10:47:51 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Good evening, Jordy.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > hola Will
> > > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Shalom Will
> > Good afternoon, Jordy.
> >
> > 🙂
> bonjour, Will

Hi Isaac.

Little Jordy must be proud of the job you're doing of "honoring" him here.

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 7:24:17 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:11:39 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:54:59 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 10:47:51 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Good evening, Jordy.
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > hola Will
> > > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Shalom Will
> > Good afternoon, Jordy.
> >
>
> bonjour, Will

Hello again, Jordy.

🙂

On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:04:09 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 7:24:17 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:11:39 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:54:59 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 10:47:51 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha....@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Good evening, Jordy.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > hola Will
> > > > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Shalom Will
> > > Good afternoon, Jordy.
> > >
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Hello again, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
hola Will

jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> > Zod wrote:
> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
>
> > > > > > > > > thank you, Will
>
> > > > > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
>
> hola Will

Good evening, Jordy.

:)

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 7:37:48 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Zod wrote:
> > > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> >
> > > > > > > > > > thank you, Will
> >
> > > > > > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
> >
> > hola Will
>
> Good evening, Jordy.
>
> :)

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordy C wrote:

> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:11:39 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:54:59 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 10:47:51 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
>> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
>> > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
>> > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > thank you, Will
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Good evening, Jordy.
>> > > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > hola Will
>> > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
>> > >
>> >
>> > Shalom Will
>> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>>
>
> bonjour, Will

Hello there, my friend.

🙂

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 8:40:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:11:39 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:54:59 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 10:47:51 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha....@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > > > > > > > >
> >> > > > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> >> > > > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> >> > > > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> >> > > > > > >
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > thank you, Will
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Good evening, Jordy.
> >> > > > >
> >> > > >
> >> > > > hola Will
> >> > > Hello there, great to see a friendly face here again my friend.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > Shalom Will
> >> Good afternoon, Jordy.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Hello there, my friend.
>
> 🙂

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > thank you, Will
> >
> > Good evening, Jordy.
> >
>
> hola Will
Hello again Jordy.

🙂

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 9:08:01 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 8:58:34 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 11:55:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 6:14:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > > > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > > > > Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > thank you, Will
> > >
> > > Good evening, Jordy.
> > >
> >
> > hola Will
> Hello again Jordy.
>
> 🙂
THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Michael Pendragon wrote:

> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:21:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:08:49 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 11:25:25 AM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:56:12 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:51:02 AM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> >
>> > > > > What in Hades' tender mercies is goin' on here? A whippin' boys tea party and no hellos for me?
>> > > > > Well then...
>> > > > > I have found that strength comes with a half a day of deathly sleep 'n my inner demons are now rattling their cages, so it's time to let 'em loose to exercise 'em.
>> > > > > So cry HELL YEAH and let loose Ash's dogs of WOE!
>> > > > would naturally always be more than happy to say hello to you! Hello Ash Wurthing!
>> > > Hey there. What the Hell did you guys do? I was hoping we could get some heat off of you when Pendragon called for a cease fire on you about your nephew, but you guys got yourselves in such a vicious tatting cycle that I don't even think a miracle worker can get you out.
>> > >
>> > It's not quite so bleak as all that.
>> >
>> > "Jordy" can have a cease fire any time he wants to -- all he has to do is start following the Guidelines (which is the polite, considerate, respectful, friendly, non-combative, sociable, kind, productive, and Communist Party-approved thing to do).
>> Spoken like a true control freak on an ego trip, Pendragon.

> When you join a Usenet group,

I've been posting here for over twenty years, there are no guidelines here.

you're expected to follow the Guidelines.

> By way of analogy: when you visit someone's house, do you take a dump in the middle of their backyard?

> Oh... right... you do.

> Michael Pendragon
> INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> INTERVIEWER: How?
> WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.

On Thursday, January 26, 2023 at 9:50:58 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Michael Pendragon wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:21:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:08:49 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail..com wrote:
> >> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 11:25:25 AM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:56:12 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:51:02 AM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > > > What in Hades' tender mercies is goin' on here? A whippin' boys tea party and no hellos for me?
> >> > > > > Well then...
> >> > > > > I have found that strength comes with a half a day of deathly sleep 'n my inner demons are now rattling their cages, so it's time to let 'em loose to exercise 'em.
> >> > > > > So cry HELL YEAH and let loose Ash's dogs of WOE!
> >> > > > would naturally always be more than happy to say hello to you! Hello Ash Wurthing!
> >> > > Hey there. What the Hell did you guys do? I was hoping we could get some heat off of you when Pendragon called for a cease fire on you about your nephew, but you guys got yourselves in such a vicious tatting cycle that I don't even think a miracle worker can get you out.
> >> > >
> >> > It's not quite so bleak as all that.
> >> >
> >> > "Jordy" can have a cease fire any time he wants to -- all he has to do is start following the Guidelines (which is the polite, considerate, respectful, friendly, non-combative, sociable, kind, productive, and Communist Party-approved thing to do).
> >> Spoken like a true control freak on an ego trip, Pendragon.
>
> > When you join a Usenet group,
> I've been posting here for over twenty years, there are no guidelines here.
> you're expected to follow the Guidelines.
>

There are Guidelines in almost every group, Donkey.

As you are well aware, PJR used to regularly post the old GLs here, so you can quit pretending that they don't exist.

A few years ago, we updated the Guidelines to reflect the current concerns of the group. Members are expected to follow them.

Jordy C wrote:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8

Again, good selection.

Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.

🙂

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
>
> Again, good selection.
>
> Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
>
> 🙂
thank you, Will

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:09:26 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> >
> > Again, good selection.
> >
> > Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
> >
> > 🙂
> thank you, Will

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:09:26 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> >
> > Again, good selection.
> >
> > Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
> >
>
> thank you, Will

You're welcome, my friend, hope you're having a great day.

🙂

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 2:23:30 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:09:26 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > >
> > > Again, good selection.
> > >
> > > Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
> > >
> >
> > thank you, Will
> You're welcome, my friend, hope you're having a great day.
>
> 🙂

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordy C wrote:

> On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
>> > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > >
>> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
>> > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
>> Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
>>
>> :)
> thank you, Will

Good afternoon, Jordy.

🙂

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 2:23:30 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:09:26 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > >
> > > Again, good selection.
> > >
> > > Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
> > >
> >
> > thank you, Will
> You're welcome, my friend, hope you're having a great day.
>
> 🙂
thank you, same to you

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 3:40:16 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> >> > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> >> > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> >> Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> >>
> >> :)
> > thank you, Will
>
> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:46:29 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 3:40:16 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 5:02:26 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:42:39 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > >> > On Monday, January 23, 2023 at 3:14:04 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > >> > Excellent... have always bee a fan of Elvis C....!
> > >> Agreed, good choice, Jordy.
> > >>
> > >> :)
> > > thank you, Will
> >
> > Good afternoon, Jordy.
> >
> > 🙂
> bonjour, Will

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:46:15 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 2:23:30 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:09:26 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > >
> > > > Again, good selection.
> > > >
> > > > Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
> > > >
> > >
> > > thank you, Will
> > You're welcome, my friend, hope you're having a great day.
> >
> > 🙂
> thank you, same to you

Hello there Jordy.

Contact Google Removals, they'll be able to help you and your nephew.

HTH and HAND.

On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 7:13:00 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:46:15 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 2:23:30 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 12:09:26 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:09:28 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDk5ujMRcy8
> > > > >
> > > > > Again, good selection.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hard to go wrong with Elvis Costello.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > thank you, Will
> > > You're welcome, my friend, hope you're having a great day.
> > >
> > > 🙂
> > thank you, same to you
> Hello there Jordy.
>
> Contact Google Removals, they'll be able to help you and your nephew.
>
> HTH and HAND.
thank you, Will

Michael Pendragon wrote:

> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:21:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:08:49 PM UTC-5, cocodeso...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 11:25:25 AM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:56:12 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 9:51:02 AM UTC-5, Ash Wurthing wrote:
>> >
>> > > > > What in Hades' tender mercies is goin' on here? A whippin' boys tea party and no hellos for me?
>> > > > > Well then...
>> > > > > I have found that strength comes with a half a day of deathly sleep 'n my inner demons are now rattling their cages, so it's time to let 'em loose to exercise 'em.
>> > > > > So cry HELL YEAH and let loose Ash's dogs of WOE!
>> > > > would naturally always be more than happy to say hello to you! Hello Ash Wurthing!
>> > > Hey there. What the Hell did you guys do? I was hoping we could get some heat off of you when Pendragon called for a cease fire on you about your nephew, but you guys got yourselves in such a vicious tatting cycle that I don't even think a miracle worker can get you out.
>> > >
>> > It's not quite so bleak as all that.
>> >
>> > "Jordy" can have a cease fire any time he wants to -- all he has to do is start following the Guidelines (which is the polite, considerate, respectful, friendly, non-combative, sociable, kind, productive, and Communist Party-approved thing to do).
>> Spoken like a true control freak on an ego trip, Pendragon.

> When you join a Usenet group, you're expected to follow the Guidelines

That's more monkey shit from you, Pendragon

Usenet newsgroups are unmoderated.

HTH and HAND.

> By way of analogy: when you visit someone's house, do you take a dump in the middle of their backyard?

> Oh... right... you do.

> Michael Pendragon
> INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> INTERVIEWER: How?
> WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.