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* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Will Dockery
+* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
|+* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Will Dockery
||`* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
|| +- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Coco DeSockmonkey
|| +* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Will Dockery
|| |`- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Michael Pendragon
|| `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Will Dockery
||  `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
||   +- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Michael Pendragon
||   `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"W-Dockery
||    `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
||     +- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Michael Pendragon
||     `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Will Dockery
||      `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
||       +* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Michael Pendragon
||       |`- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"ME
||       `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"W-Dockery
||        `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
||         `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"W.Dockery
||          `- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Edward Rochester Esq.
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||`* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Jordy C
|| `- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Will Dockery
|`- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"General-Zod
`* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"ME
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 `* Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"W.Dockery
  `- Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"Michael Pendragon

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Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"

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Subject: Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"
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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 04:36 UTC

On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>
> what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY

Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy

🙂

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Subject: Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"
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 by: Jordy C - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 06:40 UTC

On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>
>
> 🙂
thank you, Will

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Subject: Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"
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 by: ME - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 07:06 UTC

On Saturday, 28 January 2023 at 23:36:25 UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>
>
>

Will, why do you throw your little minions under the bus?
And poor Jordy. Does this idiot know that his own uncle is using him as fodder in some lane Usenet war that you’re throwing him and his Percy uncle under the bus for?

Maybe the real Jordan chase should know what happening to his online reputation because of you.

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 by: ME - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 07:10 UTC

On Sunday, 29 January 2023 at 02:06:56 UTC-5, ME wrote:
> On Saturday, 28 January 2023 at 23:36:25 UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> >
> >
> >
> Will, why do you throw your little minions under the bus?
> And poor Jordy. Does this idiot know that his own uncle is using him as fodder in some lame Usenet war that you’re throwing him and his pervy uncle under the bus for?
>
> Maybe the real Jordan chase should know what happening to his online reputation because of you.

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 by: W.Dockery - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 09:19 UTC

ME wrote:

> On Saturday, 28 January 2023 at 23:36:25 UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >
>> > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
>> >
>> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
>> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>>
>>
>>

> Will, why do you throw your little minions under the bus

I haven't done that.

Why do you lie and misrepresent so much, ME?

🙂

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 10:10 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 4:20:14 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> ME wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, 28 January 2023 at 23:36:25 UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >
> >> > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> >> >
> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> >> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> >>
> >>
> >>
>
>
> > Will, why do you throw your little minions under the bus
> I haven't done that.
>
> Why do you lie and misrepresent so much, ME?
>
> 🙂

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 14:45 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> >
> >
>
> thank you, Will

Good morning Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Jordy C - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 16:23 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > >
> > >
> >
> > thank you, Will
> Good morning Jordy.
>
> 🙂
hola Will

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 by: Coco DeSockmonkey - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:11 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 11:23:32 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > thank you, Will
> > Good morning Jordy.
> >
> > 🙂
> hola Will

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:43 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 11:23:32 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > thank you, Will
> > Good morning Jordy.
> >
>
> hola Will

Hello again my friend.

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On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 2:43:02 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 11:23:32 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > thank you, Will
> > > Good morning Jordy.
> > >
> >
> > hola Will
> Hello again my friend.

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

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Subject: Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"
From: will.doc...@gmail.com (Will Dockery)
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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 29 Jan 2023 21:37 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 11:23:32 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> > > thank you, Will
> > Good morning Jordy.
> >
>
> hola Will

Hello again, Jordy.

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Subject: Re: Jordy winning on "The Price is right"
From: jdchase...@gmail.com (Jordy C)
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 by: Jordy C - Tue, 31 Jan 2023 02:47 UTC

On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 4:37:38 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 11:23:32 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > thank you, Will
> > > Good morning Jordy.
> > >
> >
> > hola Will
> Hello again, Jordy.
bonjour, Will

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Tue, 31 Jan 2023 03:57 UTC

On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 9:47:52 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 4:37:38 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 11:23:32 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 9:45:35 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 1:40:22 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 11:36:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, March 17, 2022 at 10:30:50 AM UTC-4, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > thank you, Will
> > > > Good morning Jordy.
> > > >
> > >
> > > hola Will
> > Hello again, Jordy.
> bonjour, Will

Bonjour Isaac!

And bonjour, Jordan T. Chasescott!

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.


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Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
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>> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
>> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>
>> > hola Will
>> Hello again, Jordy.
> bonjour, Will

Good morning, Jordy, great to see you again.

🙂

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 by: Jordy C - Wed, 1 Feb 2023 15:57 UTC

On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> >> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> >> > > > > >
> >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> >> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> >
> >> > hola Will
> >> Hello again, Jordy.
> > bonjour, Will
> Good morning, Jordy, great to see you again.
>
> 🙂
Shalom Will

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On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 10:57:04 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > >> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > >> > > > > >
> > >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > >> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > >
> > >> > hola Will
> > >> Hello again, Jordy.
> > > bonjour, Will
> > Good morning, Jordy, great to see you again.
> >
> > 🙂
> Shalom Will

Isaac!

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.


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 by: Will Dockery - Wed, 1 Feb 2023 19:53 UTC

On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 10:57:04 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > >> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > >> > > > > >
> > >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > >> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > >
> > >> > hola Will
> > >> Hello again, Jordy.
> > > bonjour, Will
> > Good morning, Jordy, great to see you again.
> >
>
> Shalom Will

Hello there, Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Jordy C - Thu, 2 Feb 2023 15:53 UTC

On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 2:53:42 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 10:57:04 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > >> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > >
> > > >> > hola Will
> > > >> Hello again, Jordy.
> > > > bonjour, Will
> > > Good morning, Jordy, great to see you again.
> > >
> >
> > Shalom Will
> Hello there, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
hola Will

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Thu, 2 Feb 2023 17:42 UTC

On Thursday, February 2, 2023 at 10:53:15 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 2:53:42 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 10:57:04 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 3:40:12 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >> > > jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> > > > >> > > > > >
> > > > >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> > > > >> > > > > Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> > > > >
> > > > >> > hola Will
> > > > >> Hello again, Jordy.
> > > > > bonjour, Will
> > > > Good morning, Jordy, great to see you again.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Shalom Will
> > Hello there, Jordy.
> >
> > 🙂
> hola Will

Hello Jordan T. Chasescott.

Look what your childish Uncle is doing today... trolling a poetry group when he knows that his nephew is going to suffer as a result.

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.


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Jordy C wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> > > >> what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
>
>> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
>
> > > >> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>
>> > Shalom Will
>> Hello there, Jordy.
>>
>
> hola Will

Good evening my friend.

🙂

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On Thursday, February 2, 2023 at 11:25:15 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> >> > > >> what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> >
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> >
> > > > >> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> >
> >> > Shalom Will
> >> Hello there, Jordy.
> >>
> >
> > hola Will
> Good evening my friend.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

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Jordy C wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> >> > > >> what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
>> >
>> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
>> >
>> > > > >> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>> >
>> >> > Shalom Will
>> >> Hello there, Jordy.
>> >>
>> >
>> > hola Will
>> Good evening my friend.
>>
>
> bonjour, Will

Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Sunday afternoon.

🙂

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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 18:21 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 1:15:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> >> >> > > >> what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
> >> >
> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
> >> >
> >> > > > >> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
> >> >
> >> >> > Shalom Will
> >> >> Hello there, Jordy.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > hola Will
> >> Good evening my friend.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Hello there Jordy, hope you're having a great Sunday afternoon.
>
> 🙂
Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

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 by: W-Dockery - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 20:08 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> > what a wonderful, smart, kind hearted nephew! so very proud of him!
>> >
>> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnWRTJUf8NY
>> Again, great video, kudos to your nephew, Jordy
>>
>>
>
> thank you, Will

Good afternoon Jordy.

🙂


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