Picture Me This

What an odd disease
Dockery has, the need to stand tall
though the knees bend in
in an awkward attempt at balance.

Polio comes to mind, odd finger shapes
try to imitate rhythm -- no, Dockery disease
is his own though there are some that try
to understand his need to show his photo
as if all who view will become victims
through his empty thought patterns.

There is no known cure, some guess narcissism,
or ego on over-drive. He claims he isn't overweight.
then shows the overweight photos.

He claims to sing, then plays his out of tune garble --
more a Dion on acid trip, so out of tune, the mic buckles.

He says the doctor told him, he's fine, in shape
but lying is his claim to fame.

He has reproduced which will only spread
the Dockery Disease throughout Columbus.

If only a cure could be found but seems
they've given up.

ER

On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 7:52:28 PM UTC-5, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> Picture Me This
>
> What an odd disease
> Dockery has, the need to stand tall
> though the knees bend in
> in an awkward attempt at balance.
>
> Polio comes to mind, odd finger shapes
> try to imitate rhythm -- no, Dockery disease
> is his own though there are some that try
> to understand his need to show his photo
> as if all who view will become victims
> through his empty thought patterns.
>
> There is no known cure, some guess narcissism,
> or ego on over-drive. He claims he isn't overweight.
> then shows the overweight photos.
>
> He claims to sing, then plays his out of tune garble --
> more a Dion on acid trip, so out of tune, the mic buckles.
>
> He says the doctor told him, he's fine, in shape
> but lying is his claim to fame.
>
> He has reproduced which will only spread
> the Dockery Disease throughout Columbus.
>
> If only a cure could be found but seems
> they've given up.
>
> ER
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On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 12:52:28 AM UTC, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> Picture Me This
>
> What an odd disease
> Dockery has, the need to stand tall
> though the knees bend in
> in an awkward attempt at balance.
>
> Polio comes to mind, odd finger shapes
> try to imitate rhythm -- no, Dockery disease
> is his own though there are some that try
> to understand his need to show his photo
> as if all who view will become victims
> through his empty thought patterns.
>
> There is no known cure, some guess narcissism,
> or ego on over-drive. He claims he isn't overweight.
> then shows the overweight photos.
>
> He claims to sing, then plays his out of tune garble --
> more a Dion on acid trip, so out of tune, the mic buckles.
>
> He says the doctor told him, he's fine, in shape
> but lying is his claim to fame.
>
> He has reproduced which will only spread
> the Dockery Disease throughout Columbus.
>
> If only a cure could be found but seems
> they've given up.
>
> ER
Human legs are not supposed to bear that much weight, so they bend. Soon the diseased one will topple over and not be able to get up (Chair Syndrome). Reproduction is unlikely in the oldest and youngest offspring (the Gay-ity Principle and Prison Love).

On Monday, January 30, 2023 at 7:52:28 PM UTC-5, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> Picture Me This
>
> What an odd disease
> Dockery has, the need to stand tall
> though the knees bend in
> in an awkward attempt at balance.
>
> Polio comes to mind, odd finger shapes
> try to imitate rhythm -- no, Dockery disease
> is his own though there are some that try
> to understand his need to show his photo
> as if all who view will become victims
> through his empty thought patterns.
>
> There is no known cure, some guess narcissism,
> or ego on over-drive. He claims he isn't overweight.
> then shows the overweight photos.
>
> He claims to sing, then plays his out of tune garble --
> more a Dion on acid trip, so out of tune, the mic buckles.
>
> He says the doctor told him, he's fine, in shape
> but lying is his claim to fame.
>
> He has reproduced which will only spread
> the Dockery Disease throughout Columbus.
>
> If only a cure could be found but seems
> they've given up.
>
> ER

"He claims to sing, then plays his out of tune garble --
more a Dion on acid trip, so out of tune, the mic buckles."

Damned, that's a fine line...