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 by: Michael Pendragon - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 15:52 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 10:34:47 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 7:15:14 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
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> > > > > Hello Jordy, excellent choice.
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > thank you, Will
> > >> Hello there, my friend.
> > >>
> > >
> > > hola Will
> >
> > Good morning, Jordy.
> >
> > 🙂
> Shalom Will

Shame on, Isaac.
(Keep on shaming Jordy Chasescott, that is!)

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.


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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 17:19 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 5:00:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Jordy C wrote:
>>
>> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 12:46:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:48:02 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >> > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 2:55:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
>> >
>> > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
>> >> > >
>> >> >
>> >> > thank you, Will
>> >> Hello there, my friend.
>> >>
>> >
>> > hola Will
>> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>>
>
> Shalom Will

Hello again my friend.

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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfuckle
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 by: Jordy C - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 17:44 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:19:22 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 5:00:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 12:46:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:48:02 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >> > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 2:55:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >> >
> >> > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > thank you, Will
> >> >> Hello there, my friend.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> > hola Will
> >> Good afternoon, Jordy.
> >>
> >
> > Shalom Will
>
> Hello again my friend.
>
> 🙂
Hola Sill, it is certainly sad to see such utterly abominable behavior from the regulars on this NG! As Ash Wurthing has said, it’s impossible to not be appalled and outages and disgusted by it… but try not let it upset you, and I will do the same!

Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfunckle

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On Sunday, 5 February 2023 at 10:52:23 UTC-5, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 10:34:47 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 7:15:14 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > >
> > > > > > Hello Jordy, excellent choice.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> >
> > > >> > thank you, Will
> > > >> Hello there, my friend.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > > hola Will
> > >
> > > Good morning, Jordy.
> > >
> > > 🙂
> > Shalom Will
> Shame on, Isaac.
> (Keep on shaming Jordy Chasescott, that is!)
> THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT
>
> Uncle Isaac took his belt
> And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
> Jordy grew to like the whacks
> And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.
>
> Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
> 'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
> Isaac squeezed his love handles
> Then blew out his candles,
> Bent over and let out a "Toot!"
>
> Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
> Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
> Nephew Jordy was just a kid
> When he first straddled Isaac's pole.
>
> Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
> And cornholed him big-time at eight
> He left him creampied at eleven
> And went back home to masturbate.
>
> Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
> Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
> Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
> Yeah, his weekend was going alright.
>
> There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."
>
> Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
> Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
> He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
> But quick release cut all too short the date;
> Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
> And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
> Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
> Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
> When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
> Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
> Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
> For tis the ass enamors him the most:
> So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
> He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.
>
> Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
> He chased toddlers when he went school,
> He made brownies with them as a young man,
> Stirred their pudding until he would drool.
>
> Isaac chased little boys on the playground
> Although he was a middle aged man,
> Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
> Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
> The Jordy Factor
> a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene
>
> Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
> He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
> with my massive moobs that even young Clay
> has to admit that he’d like to sashay
> in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
> floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
> when he visited us to show us his fey
> manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
> I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
> him for free and he won’t have to pay
> for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.
>
> Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
> Who diddled his widdle nephew,
> Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
> But his pud was a dud
> And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.
>
> When Jordy was just a wee laddie
> He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
> Uncle paid him a call
> And buggered him raw
> And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."
>
> Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
> Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
> Got Jordy to bare it
> That he might then share it
> And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
>
> Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
> His classmates found him a bit balmy;
> It was said that the lad
> Flicked his Bic for his dad:
> Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.
>
> Uncle Isaac desired little boys
> He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
> For a boy not yet ten
> (He preferred boys to men)
> And a man must have what he enjoys.
>
> Little Jordy was sugar and spice
> So his old uncle didn't think twice
> About dipping his pole
> In young Jordy's piehole,
> Boston cream never seemed worth the price.
>
> Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
> Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
> Isaac stuck in his thumb
> And made Jordy cum
> And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"
>
> Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
> Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
> Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
> He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.
>
> Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
> In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
> Isaac plugged up his hole
> And such joy filled his soul
> That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.
>
> Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
> Who's been found competently unfit,
> For it's said he enjoys
> Gallivanting with boys
> And dipping his dick in their shit.
>
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
> Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.
>
> Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
> Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
> Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
> Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.
>
> Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
> Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
> Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
> And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."
>
> When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
> His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
> With the youth in his sights
> Isaac gave up his nights
> To baby sit straddling his 'nads.
>
> Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
> Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
> Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
> But Isaac attached
> Himself with coagulants.
>
> Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
> Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
> So Judy was spared,
> And stood there and stared,
> While Jordy got it in the patootie.
>
> When Jordy went on Price is Right
> His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
> He said it was Uncle
> Ike and Garfuckles
> Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.
>
> Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
> He told his sister he’d feast her.
> They ate honey baked ham
> And rack of young lamb
> While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.
>
> Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
> From when he was just a young tot.
> Isaac gave him a ball
> and that wasn’t all,
> for his undies had X marks the spot.
>
> Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
> And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
> As Joey took vids
> And entertained bids,
> Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.
>
> Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
> For riding is one of my joys.
> I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
> As we gallop with vigor,
> And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.
>
> Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
> From whence Jordy did his #2.
> Jordy did #1
> And Isaac said, son,
> That not what we Commies doo-doo.
>
> Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
> That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
> Isaac said drop your pants,
> Give your Uncle a chance,
> To give you a rub that’s salubrious.
>
> Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
> About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
> Jordy learned about jails
> And Joey’s porn sales
> While Isaac performed pantomimes.
>
> Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
> So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
> Isaac thanked Will and Zod
> And committed job fraud
> While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.
>
> Jordan Chasescott was naïve
> Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
> Isaac gave him a bath
> While he did the math
> That at least he wouldn’t conceive.
>
> Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
> Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
> “Take off your pants
> And I’ll do a belt Dance
> On your butt ‘til you can say
> Uncle!”
>
> Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
> Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
> Uncle Isaac would blow
> And Jordan would know
> That he didn’t need any beachwear.
>
> Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
> And hung out with folks who were soapless.
> Isaac took Jordy’s hand
> And said I’m your man,
> But no one can make me grope you less.
>
> Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
> Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
> Jordy said it’s U-turn,
> Isaac said how I burn
> To lay rubber on I-95.
>
> Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
> After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
> Jordan had a strong yen
> To trade Barbies for Ken
> And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.
>
> Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
> Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
> Pics of Will Dockery
> Made Stout Joe a mockery,
> Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.
>
> Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
> But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
> Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
> Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
> And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.
>
> Isaac Chase tried to buy his young nephew,
> But his sister wouldn’t sell and was deaf to
> Isaac’s sad pleas
> To give Jordy a squeeze,
> So Isaac nailed him and said “Guess who?”
>
> Young Jordy wished to play with some girls,
> But Isaac said girls make me hurl.
> You should have a guy
> And then you’ll know why
> I dress you in ruffles and pearls.
> Jordan Chasescott tried to be what he’s not.
> Uncle Isaac told him that to be gay was hot.
> Isaac Chase said come here
> And I’ll fondle your rear--
> You’ll remember the things you forgot.
>
> Isaac Chase dearly loved his nephew and tried
> To kiss Jordan Chasescott’s tiny backside.
> Jordan said, Uncle Ike,
> Could I have a new bike?
> So Isaac gave him a banana seat ride.
>
> Jordan scorned warnings and read
> Playboy Magazines stashed by his bed.
> Uncle Isaac then stressed
> Don’t look at a breast:
> I have Playgirl for you instead.
>
> Jordan Chasescott was teenaged,
> And therefore his Chase hormones raged.
> Uncle Isaac said, “Yes,
> You look great in that dress,”
> And thus Jordan’s doubts were assuaged.
>
> Uncle Isaac Chase worked a part-time job,
> And the rest of the day his body would throb
> For his Nephew Jordan,
> And in Nephews he scored in,
> The most views of Jordan’s hobnob.
>
> Uncle Isaac Chase was in great haste
> To see that Jordan was disgraced.
> Isaac said his hellos
> To Zod-Dockery beaus
> And Jordan Chasescott was debased.
>
> Uncle Isaac L. Chase had a goal:
> To occupy Jordan’s butt hole.
> Isaac Chase said, “Bend over
> There’s a rare 4-leaf clover,”
> And Nature walks soon took their toll.
>
> Isaac Chase liked playing physician
> With Jordan Chasescott’s health condition.
> Isaac said, “Don this gown,
> On the table face down,
> And Jordan lost all inhibitions.
>
> Isaac told Jordan he’d teach him to shoot
> And to fish and to dive so he wore his swim suit.
> Jordan brought his cap gun
> But he was outdone
> When Isaac shot up his patoot.


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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 18:23 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
>> > Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
>
>> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
>
> >> > > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
>
>> >> > > > thank you, Will
>> >> > > Hello there, my friend.
>
>> >> > hola Will
>> >> Good morning Jordy, hope your weekend is going well so far.
>
>> > thank you, same to you
>> Hello again my friend, great to see a friendly face here on Usenet.
>>
>
> bonjour, Will

Good afternoon Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 18:26 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 1:23:37 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> >
> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >
> > >> > > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> >
> >> >> > > > thank you, Will
> >> >> > > Hello there, my friend.
> >
> >> >> > hola Will
> >> >> Good morning Jordy, hope your weekend is going well so far.
> >
> >> > thank you, same to you
> >> Hello again my friend, great to see a friendly face here on Usenet.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Good afternoon Jordy.
>
> 🙂
Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 18:42 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:44:32 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:19:22 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 5:00:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 12:46:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:48:02 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> >> > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 2:55:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >> >
> > >> > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > thank you, Will
> > >> >> Hello there, my friend.
> > >> >>
> > >> >
> > >> > hola Will
> > >> Good afternoon, Jordy.
> > >>
> > >
> > > Shalom Will
> >
> > Hello again my friend.
> >

> it is certainly sad to see such utterly abominable behavior from the regulars on this NG! As Ash Wurthing has said, it’s impossible to not be appalled and outages and disgusted by it… but try not let it upset you, and I will do the same!

Keep reporting the violation of the Google terms of service.

HTH and HAND.

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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 18:46 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 1:42:25 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:44:32 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:19:22 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 5:00:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 12:46:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> >> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:48:02 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> >> > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 2:55:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> >> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > >> >
> > > >> > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> > > >> >> > >
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> > thank you, Will
> > > >> >> Hello there, my friend.
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >
> > > >> > hola Will
> > > >> Good afternoon, Jordy.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > > Shalom Will
> > >
> > > Hello again my friend.
> > >
> > it is certainly sad to see such utterly abominable behavior from the regulars on this NG! As Ash Wurthing has said, it’s impossible to not be appalled and outages and disgusted by it… but try not let it upset you, and I will do the same!
> Keep reporting the violation of the Google terms of service.
>
> HTH and HAND.
Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 19:36 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:44:32 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 12:19:22 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> > > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 5:00:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 12:46:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >> On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:48:02 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> >> > On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 2:55:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> >> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> >> > > >
> > >> >> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >> >
> > >> > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> > >> >> > >
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> > thank you, Will
> > >> >> Hello there, my friend.
> > >> >>
> > >> >
> > >> > hola Will
> > >> Good afternoon, Jordy.
> > >>
> > >
> > > Shalom Will
> >
> > Hello again my friend.
> >
> > 🙂
> Hola Sill, it is certainly sad to see such utterly abominable behavior from the regulars on this NG! As Ash Wurthing has said, it’s impossible to not be appalled and outages and disgusted by it… but try not let it upset you, and I will do the same!
>

I guess it's a win-win situation, then... for everyone but the real Jordy, that is.

I can keep this up forever, Isaac. Have you noticed how long the "Ode to My Slurp-puppet" poem has been running?

So go ahead and try not to let this upset you. I'll go ahead and enjoy making you and the real Jordy squirm.

Let's give that screw yet another turn...

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”


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On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 5:10:13 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > Hi there J.C. don't let the Penhead Voodoo Boy get ya down....
> > > > > > > > thank you, GZ...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Good DAY to you J.C.....!!
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> Good Sunday....!!

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.


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Jordy C wrote:

> On Friday, February 3, 2023 Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
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Good afternoon Jordy.

🙂

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On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 6:35:13 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > On Friday, February 3, 2023 Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >
> >> > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >
> >> > > > thank you, Will
> >> > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > hola Will
> >> Hello there.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Good afternoon Jordy.
>
> 🙂

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.


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Subject: Re: "Scarborough Fair"-Simon and Garfuckle
From: opb...@yahoo.com (Will Dockery)
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 by: Will Dockery - Sun, 5 Feb 2023 23:50 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>> > Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > Jordy C wrote:
>
>> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
>> > > >
>> > > >> Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
>> > > >>
>> > > >
>> > > > thank you, Will
>> > > Hello again, my friend
>> > >
>> > >
>> >
>> > hola Will
>> Good morning, Jordy.
>>
>
> bonjour, Will

Hello again my friend.

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From: blackpoo...@aol.com (Edward Rochester Esq.)
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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 00:47 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 6:50:23 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >> > > >
> >> > > >> Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >
> >> > > > thank you, Will
> >> > > Hello again, my friend
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > hola Will
> >> Good morning, Jordy.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Hello again my friend.
THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.

Isaac Chase tried to buy his young nephew,
But his sister wouldn’t sell and was deaf to
Isaac’s sad pleas
To give Jordy a squeeze,
So Isaac nailed him and said “Guess who?”


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 by: Will Dockery - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 01:01 UTC

On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:26:33 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 8:06:41 PM UTC-5, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >
> > Nothing like a good
> Yes indeed, S&G are top shelf talent....!!

I doubt anyone would argue with that.

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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 12:57 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 8:01:04 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 4:26:33 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 8:06:41 PM UTC-5, blackpo...@aol.com wrote:
> > > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >
> > > Nothing like a good
> > Yes indeed, S&G are top shelf talent....!!
>
> I doubt anyone would argue with that.
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THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

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 by: Will Dockery - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 13:04 UTC

On Thursday, January 12, 2023 at 11:48:02 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, January 9, 2023 at 2:55:06 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, January 8, 2023 at 7:59:02 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> >
>
> thank you, Will

You're welcome, my friend.

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 by: Jordy C - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 13:36 UTC

On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 1:23:37 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> jdcha...@gmail..com wrote:
> >
> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >
> > >> > > > > Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> >
> >> >> > > > thank you, Will
> >> >> > > Hello there, my friend.
> >
> >> >> > hola Will
> >> >> Good morning Jordy, hope your weekend is going well so far.
> >
> >> > thank you, same to you
> >> Hello again my friend, great to see a friendly face here on Usenet.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Good afternoon Jordy.
>
> 🙂
thank you, same to you

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On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 6:50:23 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >> > > >
> >> > > >> Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> >> > > >>
> >> > > >
> >> > > > thank you, Will
> >> > > Hello again, my friend
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > hola Will
> >> Good morning, Jordy.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Hello again my friend.
Shalom, Will

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On Wednesday, 1 February 2023 at 09:02:33 UTC-5, michaelmalef...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 8:48:00 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Tuesday, January 31, 2023 at 3:45:16 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Sunday, January 29, 2023 at 4:40:12 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> On Saturday, January 28, 2023 at 1:57:00 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 11:37:30 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 4:56:24 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> > > > On Friday, January 27, 2023 at 3:56:28 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 5:53:05 PM UTC-5, jdcha....@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 12:35:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 10:46:53 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, January 25, 2023 at 1:15:15 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > > Jordy C wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, January 24, 2023 at 12:18:47 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >> Jordy C wrote:
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >>
> > > >> > > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > > > thank you, Will
> > > >> > > > > > > > > Good evening, great to see you again, Jordy.
> > > >> > > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > > > hola Will
> > > >> > > > > > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
> > > >> > > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > >
> > > >> > > > > > Shalom Will
> > > >> > > > > Good afternoon, Jordy.
> > > >> > > > >
> > > >> > > >
> > > >> > > > bonjour, Will
> > > >> > > Good evening Jordy:
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Google Removals information.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Google Groups Removals -- Remove your personal information from Google
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://support.google.com/websearch/troubleshooter/3111061?hl=en
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > "Personal information that Google will remove:
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > If you are unable to have a website remove material, Google may remove personal information that creates significant risks of identity theft, financial fraud, or other
> > > >> > > I report the identity thefts to Google Groups, and Google Groups does agree the identity thieves, forgery and other cyberbullying do not belong here, and are slowly removing the impostor posts.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > From Google Removals:
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > --------------------------
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Google Removals
> > > >> > > Wed, Oct 16, 2019, 1:01 PM
> > > >> > > to Will Dockery
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Hello,
> > > >> > > Thanks for reaching out to us.
> > > >> > > With regard to the following URLs:
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/-iM2ULaQNd4/YTxnF7SACQAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/-iM2ULaQNd4/nJfNs-zpAwAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/AQG_T2fVZH8/MC3mfou2AwAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/O5bq9SaDuqQ/ViLMGIbYAAAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/657E4v7pAwAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/8aSX239rBAAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/c-P1gBc5AgAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/cP79pT0NBQAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/eu7uM-jhBQAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/gaHU-801DgAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/rYd857LnAgAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/XNaM04Nm4R0/32qqFtRZEAAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/ZcYXc2MQZqc/32LTrYzfAgAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/ZcYXc2MQZqc/MnosNRKLAQAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/_ZbI9Zic9oU/vn_oRJoqCgAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/a22PlDda-Bo/39d-Fe44AQAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/cvjttYhPcEs/7WSBQ4XxCAAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/cvjttYhPcEs/x1NHnkzoAQAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/j6QcOncfGQAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/jsWG6epWAQAJ
> > > >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/ozVUYYA0BQAJ
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > The material in question has been found to violate our policies, and we are working to remove it from our services.
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Regards,
> > > >> > > The Google Team
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > -----------------
> > > >> > >
> > > >> > > Some of the evidence.
> > > >
> > > >>https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/6qhRCY_q9d4/m/O9Ro_1lXBwAJ
> > > >
> > > >>> Each link shows what Google Groups found worthy of removal
> > > >
> > > >> And so it goes.
> > > >
> > > > Shalom, Will
> > >
> > > Good morning Jordy, great to see you again.
> > >
> > > 🙂
> > Bonjour, Will
> Howdy Doody, Uncle Isaac!

Shalom, jordi’s uncle!!

> THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT
>
> Uncle Isaac took his belt
> And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
> Jordy grew to like the whacks
> And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.
>
> Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
> 'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
> Isaac squeezed his love handles
> Then blew out his candles,
> Bent over and let out a "Toot!"
>
> Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
> Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
> Nephew Jordy was just a kid
> When he first straddled Isaac's pole.
>
> Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
> And cornholed him big-time at eight
> He left him creampied at eleven
> And went back home to masturbate.
>
> Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
> Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
> Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
> Yeah, his weekend was going alright.
>
> There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."
>
> Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
> Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
> He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
> But quick release cut all too short the date;
> Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
> And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
> Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
> Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
> When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
> Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
> Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
> For tis the ass enamors him the most:
> So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
> He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.
>
> Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
> He chased toddlers when he went school,
> He made brownies with them as a young man,
> Stirred their pudding until he would drool.
>
> Isaac chased little boys on the playground
> Although he was a middle aged man,
> Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
> Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
> The Jordy Factor
> a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene
>
> Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
> He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
> with my massive moobs that even young Clay
> has to admit that he’d like to sashay
> in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
> floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
> when he visited us to show us his fey
> manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
> I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
> him for free and he won’t have to pay
> for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.
>
> Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
> Who diddled his widdle nephew,
> Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
> But his pud was a dud
> And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.
>
> When Jordy was just a wee laddie
> He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
> Uncle paid him a call
> And buggered him raw
> And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."
>
> Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
> Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
> Got Jordy to bare it
> That he might then share it
> And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
>
> Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
> His classmates found him a bit balmy;
> It was said that the lad
> Flicked his Bic for his dad:
> Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.
>
> Uncle Isaac desired little boys
> He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
> For a boy not yet ten
> (He preferred boys to men)
> And a man must have what he enjoys.
>
> Little Jordy was sugar and spice
> So his old uncle didn't think twice
> About dipping his pole
> In young Jordy's piehole,
> Boston cream never seemed worth the price.
>
> Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
> Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
> Isaac stuck in his thumb
> And made Jordy cum
> And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"
>
> Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
> Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
> Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
> He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.
>
> Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
> In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
> Isaac plugged up his hole
> And such joy filled his soul
> That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.
>
> Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
> Who's been found competently unfit,
> For it's said he enjoys
> Gallivanting with boys
> And dipping his dick in their shit.
>
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
> Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
> Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.
>
> Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
> Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
> Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
> Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.
>
> Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
> Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
> Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
> And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."
>
> When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
> His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
> With the youth in his sights
> Isaac gave up his nights
> To baby sit straddling his 'nads.
>
> Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
> Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
> Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
> But Isaac attached
> Himself with coagulants.
>
> Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
> Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
> So Judy was spared,
> And stood there and stared,
> While Jordy got it in the patootie.
>
> When Jordy went on Price is Right
> His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
> He said it was Uncle
> Ike and Garfuckles
> Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.
>
> Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
> He told his sister he’d feast her.
> They ate honey baked ham
> And rack of young lamb
> While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.
>
> Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
> From when he was just a young tot.
> Isaac gave him a ball
> and that wasn’t all,
> for his undies had X marks the spot.
>
> Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
> And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
> As Joey took vids
> And entertained bids,
> Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.
>
> Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
> For riding is one of my joys.
> I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
> As we gallop with vigor,
> And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.
>
> Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
> From whence Jordy did his #2.
> Jordy did #1
> And Isaac said, son,
> That not what we Commies doo-doo.
>
> Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
> That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
> Isaac said drop your pants,
> Give your Uncle a chance,
> To give you a rub that’s salubrious.
>
> Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
> About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
> Jordy learned about jails
> And Joey’s porn sales
> While Isaac performed pantomimes.
>
> Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
> So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
> Isaac thanked Will and Zod
> And committed job fraud
> While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.
>
> Jordan Chasescott was naïve
> Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
> Isaac gave him a bath
> While he did the math
> That at least he wouldn’t conceive.
>
> Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
> Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
> “Take off your pants
> And I’ll do a belt Dance
> On your butt ‘til you can say
> Uncle!”
>
> Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
> Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
> Uncle Isaac would blow
> And Jordan would know
> That he didn’t need any beachwear.
>
> Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
> And hung out with folks who were soapless.
> Isaac took Jordy’s hand
> And said I’m your man,
> But no one can make me grope you less.
>
> Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
> Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
> Jordy said it’s U-turn,
> Isaac said how I burn
> To lay rubber on I-95.
> Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
> After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
> Jordan had a strong yen
> To trade Barbies for Ken
> And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.
>
> Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
> Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
> Pics of Will Dockery
> Made Stout Joe a mockery,
> Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.
>
> Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
> But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
> Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
> Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
> And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.
>
> Isaac Chase tried to buy his young nephew,
> But his sister wouldn’t sell and was deaf to
> Isaac’s sad pleas
> To give Jordy a squeeze,
> So Isaac nailed him and said “Guess who?”
>
> Young Jordy wished to play with some girls,
> But Isaac said girls make me hurl.
> You should have a guy
> And then you’ll know why
> I dress you in ruffles and pearls.


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 by: Michael Pendragon - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 14:08 UTC

On Monday, February 6, 2023 at 8:37:16 AM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, February 5, 2023 at 6:50:23 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> > > Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >> Good morning Jordy, excellent choice.
> > >> > > >>
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > thank you, Will
> > >> > > Hello again, my friend
> > >> > >
> > >> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > hola Will
> > >> Good morning, Jordy.
> > >>
> > >
> > > bonjour, Will
> >
> > Hello again my friend.
> Shalom, Will

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.


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 by: W.Dockery - Mon, 6 Feb 2023 16:52 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
>
>> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
>
>> >> >>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
>
>> >> > > > hola Will
>
> >> > > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.

>
>> >> >> Shalom Will
>
> >>> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>
>> >> > > > bonjour, Will
>> >> > > Good evening Jordy:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Google Removals information.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Google Groups Removals -- Remove your personal information from Google
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://support.google.com/websearch/troubleshooter/3111061?hl=en
>> >> > >
>> >> > > "Personal information that Google will remove:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > If you are unable to have a website remove material, Google may remove personal information that creates significant risks of identity theft, financial fraud, or other
>> >> > > I report the identity thefts to Google Groups, and Google Groups does agree the identity thieves, forgery and other cyberbullying do not belong here, and are slowly removing the impostor posts.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > From Google Removals:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > --------------------------
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Google Removals
>> >> > > Wed, Oct 16, 2019, 1:01 PM
>> >> > > to Will Dockery
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Hello,
>> >> > > Thanks for reaching out to us.
>> >> > > With regard to the following URLs:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/-iM2ULaQNd4/YTxnF7SACQAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/-iM2ULaQNd4/nJfNs-zpAwAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/AQG_T2fVZH8/MC3mfou2AwAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/O5bq9SaDuqQ/ViLMGIbYAAAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/657E4v7pAwAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/8aSX239rBAAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/c-P1gBc5AgAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/cP79pT0NBQAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/eu7uM-jhBQAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/gaHU-801DgAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/rYd857LnAgAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/XNaM04Nm4R0/32qqFtRZEAAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/ZcYXc2MQZqc/32LTrYzfAgAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/ZcYXc2MQZqc/MnosNRKLAQAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/_ZbI9Zic9oU/vn_oRJoqCgAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/a22PlDda-Bo/39d-Fe44AQAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/cvjttYhPcEs/7WSBQ4XxCAAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/cvjttYhPcEs/x1NHnkzoAQAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/j6QcOncfGQAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/jsWG6epWAQAJ
>> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/ozVUYYA0BQAJ
>> >> > >
>> >> > > The material in question has been found to violate our policies, and we are working to remove it from our services.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Regards,
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>> >> > > -----------------
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>> >> > > Some of the evidence.
>> >
>> >>https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/6qhRCY_q9d4/m/O9Ro_1lXBwAJ
>> >
>> >>> Each link shows what Google Groups found worthy of removal
>> >
>> >> And so it goes.
>> >
>> > Shalom, Will
>>
>> Good morning Jordy, great to see you again.
>>
>
> Bonjour, Will

Hello there Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Jordy C - Sun, 12 Feb 2023 16:49 UTC

On Monday, February 6, 2023 at 11:55:14 AM UTC-5, W.Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>> Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> >
> >> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jj4s9I-53g
> >
> >> >> >>> Back on topic, excellent choice, Jordy.
>
> >
> >> >> > > > hola Will
> >
> > >> > > > Hello again Jordy, hope you're having a great afternoon.
>
> >
> >> >> >> Shalom Will
> >
> > >>> Good afternoon, Jordy.
> >
> >> >> > > > bonjour, Will
> >> >> > > Good evening Jordy:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Google Removals information.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Google Groups Removals -- Remove your personal information from Google
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://support.google.com/websearch/troubleshooter/3111061?hl=en
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > "Personal information that Google will remove:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > If you are unable to have a website remove material, Google may remove personal information that creates significant risks of identity theft, financial fraud, or other
> >> >> > > I report the identity thefts to Google Groups, and Google Groups does agree the identity thieves, forgery and other cyberbullying do not belong here, and are slowly removing the impostor posts.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > From Google Removals:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > --------------------------
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Google Removals
> >> >> > > Wed, Oct 16, 2019, 1:01 PM
> >> >> > > to Will Dockery
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Hello,
> >> >> > > Thanks for reaching out to us.
> >> >> > > With regard to the following URLs:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/-iM2ULaQNd4/YTxnF7SACQAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/-iM2ULaQNd4/nJfNs-zpAwAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/AQG_T2fVZH8/MC3mfou2AwAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/O5bq9SaDuqQ/ViLMGIbYAAAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/657E4v7pAwAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/8aSX239rBAAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/c-P1gBc5AgAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/cP79pT0NBQAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/eu7uM-jhBQAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/gaHU-801DgAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/WBxr-OKJB0o/rYd857LnAgAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/XNaM04Nm4R0/32qqFtRZEAAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/ZcYXc2MQZqc/32LTrYzfAgAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/ZcYXc2MQZqc/MnosNRKLAQAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/_ZbI9Zic9oU/vn_oRJoqCgAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/a22PlDda-Bo/39d-Fe44AQAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/cvjttYhPcEs/7WSBQ4XxCAAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/cvjttYhPcEs/x1NHnkzoAQAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/j6QcOncfGQAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/jsWG6epWAQAJ
> >> >> > > https://groups.google.com/d/msg/alt.arts.poetry.comments/eruK4oO9_tg/ozVUYYA0BQAJ
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > The material in question has been found to violate our policies, and we are working to remove it from our services.
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Regards,
> >> >> > > The Google Team
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > -----------------
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Some of the evidence.
> >> >
> >> >>https://groups.google.com/g/alt.arts.poetry.comments/c/6qhRCY_q9d4/m/O9Ro_1lXBwAJ
> >> >
> >> >>> Each link shows what Google Groups found worthy of removal
> >> >
> >> >> And so it goes.
> >> >
> >> > Shalom, Will
> >>
> >> Good morning Jordy, great to see you again.
> >>
> >
> > Bonjour, Will
>
> Hello there Jordy.
>
> 🙂
Shalom Will

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On Sunday, February 12, 2023 at 4:49:09 PM UTC, Jordy C wrote:

> Shalom Will

"Uncle Isaac enjoyed babysitting
And his devotion was unremitting.
He would treat Jordan’s butt
Like a chocolate doughnut
And polish it off lick and splitting."


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