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Re: 5 Poems of Lewis Carroll

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Subject: Re: 5 Poems of Lewis Carroll
From: jdchase...@gmail.com (Jordy C)
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 by: Jordy C - Thu, 9 Feb 2023 21:40 UTC

On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 10:20:58 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > >
> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > >
> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> Good morning, Jordy, again agreed.
thanks Will

Re: 5 Poems of Lewis Carroll

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 by: Jordy C - Thu, 9 Feb 2023 21:40 UTC

On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:17:08 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > >
> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > >
> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> Good day, outstanding....!
hi there, GZ

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 by: Will Dockery - Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:05 UTC

On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:40:19 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 10:20:58 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > > >
> > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> > Good morning, Jordy, again agreed.
> thanks Will

Hello again, my friend.

:)

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 by: Edward Rochester Esq - Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:49 UTC

On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT
Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.

Isaac Chase tried to buy his young nephew,
But his sister wouldn’t sell and was deaf to
Isaac’s sad pleas
To give Jordy a squeeze,
So Isaac nailed him and said “Guess who?”

Young Jordy wished to play with some girls,
But Isaac said girls make me hurl.
You should have a guy
And then you’ll know why
I dress you in ruffles and pearls.

Jordan Chasescott tried to be what he’s not.
Uncle Isaac told him that to be gay was hot.
Isaac Chase said come here
And I’ll fondle your rear--
You’ll remember the things you forgot.

Isaac Chase dearly loved his nephew and tried
To kiss Jordan Chasescott’s tiny backside.
Jordan said, Uncle Ike,
Could I have a new bike?
So Isaac gave him a banana seat ride.

Jordan scorned warnings and read
Playboy Magazines stashed by his bed.
Uncle Isaac then stressed
Don’t look at a breast:
I have Playgirl for you instead.

Jordan Chasescott was teenaged,
And therefore his Chase hormones raged.
Uncle Isaac said, “Yes,
You look great in that dress,”
And thus Jordan’s doubts were assuaged.

Uncle Isaac Chase worked a part-time job,
And the rest of the day his body would throb
For his Nephew Jordan,
And in Nephews he scored in,
The most views of Jordan’s hobnob.

Uncle Isaac Chase was in great haste
To see that Jordan was disgraced.
Isaac said his hellos
To Zod-Dockery beaus
And Jordan Chasescott was debased.

Uncle Isaac L. Chase had a goal:
To occupy Jordan’s butt hole.
Isaac Chase said, “Bend over
There’s a rare 4-leaf clover,”
And Nature walks soon took their toll.

Isaac Chase liked playing physician
With Jordan Chasescott’s health condition.
Isaac said, “Don this gown,
On the table face down,
And Jordan lost all inhibitions.
Isaac told Jordan he’d teach him to shoot
And to fish and to dive so he wore his swim suit.
Jordan brought his cap gun
But he was outdone
When Isaac shot up his patoot.
Jordan complained his dear Uncle
Would stick to him like a carbuncle.
Jordan Chasescott would cry
When Uncle Isaac would try
To sneak into Jordan’s bed bunkle.

Isaac Chase liked school and the Weekly Reader.
Isaac ate up the tales of Johnny the Apple Seeder.
Then Jordan Chasescott was born,
And Isaac was torn
Between fruit and bottom-feeder.

The Chase family loved Isaac’s work.
He could have stayed home, just a jerk.
But he worked phones part time
And earned him a dime,
And Jordan Chasescott was a perk.

Uncle Isaac knocked on Jordy’s door,
Said they’d reenact Chase family noir.
Uncle Isaac said come,
But Jordan had none,
For Jordan was a mere child of four.

Jordan Chasescott was LinkedIn
To the Isaac L. Chase den of sin.
Isaac said we’ll resume
Work in my bedroom
And Jordan learned market penetration.

Uncle Isaac took Jordy to see
The statue of David in Italy
Isaac said the male nude
Put him in the mood
And Jordy’s fig leaf was so wee.

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 by: Will Dockery - Thu, 9 Feb 2023 22:55 UTC

On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:32:52 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:28:33 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, George Dance wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > >
> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > >
> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > You nailed it, George.
> >
>
> yes, absolutely...

Good afternoon, Jordy.

🙂

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On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 5:56:19 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:32:52 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:28:33 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, George Dance wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > > >
> > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > > You nailed it, George.
> > >
> >
> > yes, absolutely...
> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>
> 🙂

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT
Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordan Chasescott would cover his hiney,
But his Uncle still wanted to dine, he
Would tell Jord, “Look squirrel!”
Jordan’s pink toes would curl,
And Uncle’d declare that was fine eats.

Isaac Chase tried to buy his young nephew,
But his sister wouldn’t sell and was deaf to
Isaac’s sad pleas
To give Jordy a squeeze,
So Isaac nailed him and said “Guess who?”

Young Jordy wished to play with some girls,
But Isaac said girls make me hurl.
You should have a guy
And then you’ll know why
I dress you in ruffles and pearls.

Jordan Chasescott tried to be what he’s not.
Uncle Isaac told him that to be gay was hot.
Isaac Chase said come here
And I’ll fondle your rear--
You’ll remember the things you forgot.

Isaac Chase dearly loved his nephew and tried
To kiss Jordan Chasescott’s tiny backside.
Jordan said, Uncle Ike,
Could I have a new bike?
So Isaac gave him a banana seat ride.

Jordan scorned warnings and read
Playboy Magazines stashed by his bed.
Uncle Isaac then stressed
Don’t look at a breast:
I have Playgirl for you instead.

Jordan Chasescott was teenaged,
And therefore his Chase hormones raged.
Uncle Isaac said, “Yes,
You look great in that dress,”
And thus Jordan’s doubts were assuaged.

Uncle Isaac Chase worked a part-time job,
And the rest of the day his body would throb
For his Nephew Jordan,
And in Nephews he scored in,
The most views of Jordan’s hobnob.

Uncle Isaac Chase was in great haste
To see that Jordan was disgraced.
Isaac said his hellos
To Zod-Dockery beaus
And Jordan Chasescott was debased.

Uncle Isaac L. Chase had a goal:
To occupy Jordan’s butt hole.
Isaac Chase said, “Bend over
There’s a rare 4-leaf clover,”
And Nature walks soon took their toll.

Isaac Chase liked playing physician
With Jordan Chasescott’s health condition.
Isaac said, “Don this gown,
On the table face down,
And Jordan lost all inhibitions.
Isaac told Jordan he’d teach him to shoot
And to fish and to dive so he wore his swim suit.
Jordan brought his cap gun
But he was outdone
When Isaac shot up his patoot.
Jordan complained his dear Uncle
Would stick to him like a carbuncle.
Jordan Chasescott would cry
When Uncle Isaac would try
To sneak into Jordan’s bed bunkle.

Isaac Chase liked school and the Weekly Reader.
Isaac ate up the tales of Johnny the Apple Seeder.
Then Jordan Chasescott was born,
And Isaac was torn
Between fruit and bottom-feeder.

The Chase family loved Isaac’s work.
He could have stayed home, just a jerk.
But he worked phones part time
And earned him a dime,
And Jordan Chasescott was a perk.

Uncle Isaac knocked on Jordy’s door,
Said they’d reenact Chase family noir.
Uncle Isaac said come,
But Jordan had none,
For Jordan was a mere child of four.

Jordan Chasescott was LinkedIn
To the Isaac L. Chase den of sin.
Isaac said we’ll resume
Work in my bedroom
And Jordan learned market penetration.

Uncle Isaac took Jordy to see
The statue of David in Italy
Isaac said the male nude
Put him in the mood
And Jordy’s fig leaf was so wee.

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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:14 UTC

On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:32:52 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:28:33 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, George Dance wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > >
> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > >
> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > You nailed it, George.
> >
>
> yes, absolutely...

Hello again Jordy.

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On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 7:15:08 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:32:52 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:28:33 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, George Dance wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > > >
> > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > > You nailed it, George.
> > >
> >
> > yes, absolutely...
> Hello again Jordy.
bonjour, Will

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 by: W-Dockery - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 15:45 UTC

Jordy C wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>> George Dance wrote:
>> > Jordy C wrote:
>> > > Jordy C wrote:
>
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
>> > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
>> > > >
>> > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
>> > > You nailed it, George.
>> > >
>> >
>> > yes, absolutely...
>> Hello again Jordy.
> bonjour, Will

Good morning, Jordy.

🙂

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 15:51 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 10:50:13 AM UTC-5, W-Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> George Dance wrote:
> >> > Jordy C wrote:
> >> > > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> >> > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> >> > > You nailed it, George.
> >> > >
> >> >
> >> > yes, absolutely...
> >> Hello again Jordy.
> > bonjour, Will
> Good morning, Jordy.

Isaac's been down Jordy's "rabbit hole" quite a few times:

DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POEM IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITIES TO PERSON OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.


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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 15:58 UTC

On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:40:19 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 10:20:58 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > > >
> > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> > Good morning, Jordy, again agreed.
> thanks Will

Great to see you again my friend.

🙂

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 16:54 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 10:58:36 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:40:19 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 10:20:58 AM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, jdcha...@gmail.com wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > > > >
> > > > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option..
> > > > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> > > Good morning, Jordy, again agreed.
> > thanks Will
> Great to see you again my friend.
>
> 🙂

***DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POEM IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITIES TO PERSON OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.***

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.


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Jordy C wrote:

> On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:17:08 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
>> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>> >
>> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
>> > > >
>> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
>> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
>> > >
>> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
>> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
>> Good day, outstanding....!
> hi there, GZ

Good day to you pal....!!!

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 by: Michael Pendragon - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 20:14 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 1:50:15 PM UTC-5, General-Zod wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:17:08 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo..ca wrote:
> >> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> >> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >> > >
> >> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> >> Good day, outstanding....!
> > hi there, GZ
> Good day to you pal....!!!

There sure are a lot of Google Groups...!

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On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 3:14:43 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 1:50:15 PM UTC-5, General-Zod wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:17:08 PM UTC-5, Zod wrote:
> > >> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > >> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > >> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > >> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > >> > >
> > >> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> > >> Good day, outstanding....!
> > > hi there, GZ
> > Good day to you pal....!!!
> There sure are a lot of Google Groups...!

***DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POEM IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITIES TO PERSON OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.***

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.


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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 20:23 UTC

On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:32:52 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 11:28:33 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, George Dance wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > > >
> > > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> > >
> > > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > You nailed it, George.
> >
> > 🙂
> yes, absolutely...

Hello there Jordy, if Pendragon is posting the malicious attack on Facebook he can easily be shut down.

HTH and HAND.

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 by: Will Dockery - Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:07 UTC

On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:51:45 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> > >
> > > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> > I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >
> > From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...

Goal afternoon my friend.

🙂

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 by: Will Dockery - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 01:26 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>
>> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
>> >
>> > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
>> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
>>
>> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...

Again, well put, Jordy.

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 by: Jordy C - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 02:32 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 8:26:17 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
> >> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> >> >
> >> > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >>
> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> Again, well put, Jordy.
Thank you, Will

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 by: W-Dockery - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 03:07 UTC

Jordy C wrote:

> On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 8:26:17 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Jordy C wrote:
>>
>> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo.ca wrote:
>> >> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>> >> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
>> >
>> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
>> >> >
>> >> > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
>> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
>> >>
>> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
>> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
>> Again, well put, Jordy.
> Thank you, Will

Good evening, Jordy.

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 by: Jordy C - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 14:41 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 10:10:14 PM UTC-5, W-Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 8:26:17 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >>
> >> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 10:34:56 PM UTC-5, george...@yahoo..ca wrote:
> >> >> On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 7:16:25 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >> >> > On Wednesday, February 8, 2023 at 2:55:55 PM UTC-5, Jordy C wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> >> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >> >>
> >> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> >> Again, well put, Jordy.
> > Thank you, Will
> Good evening, Jordy.
Shalom Will

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 by: W-Dockery - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 16:55 UTC

Jordy C wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>> Jordy C wrote:
>> > George Dance wrote:
>> >> Jordy C wrote:
>
>> >>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
>
>> >> >> > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
>> >> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
>
>> >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
>
> >>> Again, well put, Jordy.
>>> Thank you, Will
>> Good evening, Jordy.
> Shalom Will

Hello again, my friend.

🙂

Re: 5 Poems of Lewis Carroll

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 by: Jordy C - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 18:54 UTC

On Saturday, February 11, 2023 at 12:00:21 PM UTC-5, W-Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >> > George Dance wrote:
> >> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> >>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> >
> >> >> >> > Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> >> >> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> >
> >> >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> >
> > >>> Again, well put, Jordy.
> >>> Thank you, Will
> >> Good evening, Jordy.
> > Shalom Will
> Hello again, my friend.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

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 by: W-Dockery - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 19:25 UTC

Jordy C wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>> Jordy C wrote:
>> > George Dance wrote:
>>>> Jordy C wrote:
>
>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
>
>> >> >> >> Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
>
> >> >> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
>
>> >> >> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
>> >
>> >> >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
>> >
>> > >>> Again, well put, Jordy.
>
>> > Shalom Will
>> Hello again, my friend.
>>
>
> bonjour, Will

Good afternoon, Jordy.

🙂

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On Saturday, February 11, 2023 at 2:30:14 PM UTC-5, W-Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >> > George Dance wrote:
> >>>> Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inuYJR9qQv0
> >
> >> >> >> >> Don't know whether it's Michael himself, or Google, who is deleting some of the responses, but either way, it is appreciated....
> >
> > >> >> >> I doubt that Michael Monkey is removing any of his poems, since he's still busy posting them. But it looks like we're keeping up with them. I've noticed only three of them trying to flood the group, and this time there's more than that reporting them.
> >
> >> >> >> >> From my own perspective, it looks good. Of course I don't expect you to be sanguine about that poem, but I doubt anyone is bothering to even read it at this point; so there's no reason to expect further damage from repostings. Nor is there any reason to waste time trying to reply to them, or even to discuss them; reporting and moving on looks like the best option.
> >> >
> >> >> >> > thank you, George.. I'm finally starting to realize that when they post that vile, despicable, abominable garbage they are engaing in a fine example of "overkill"... It is clearly false, and so ridiculous and absurd and over the top, that most people when they look at it would be repiulsed, but not by the obvious victim and target of the attacks, but by the people who are posting this BS... They will appear to be malicious, nasty, hateful bullies, and if anything that would only draw sympathy for my nephew.... So, while I obviously don't approve, I can see now that it truly makes THEM look really bad and hateful for posting it...
> >> >
> >> > >>> Again, well put, Jordy.
> >
> >> > Shalom Will
> >> Hello again, my friend.
> >>
> >
> > bonjour, Will
> Good afternoon, Jordy.
>
> 🙂

***DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POEM IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITIES TO PERSON OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.***

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.


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