In article <IdadnQxQebqpmuL8nZ2dnUU78eHNnZ2d@brightview.co.uk>,
The True Doctor <agamemnon@hello.to.NO_SPAM> wrote:
>A review of The Adventures of the Timeless Child, featuring the Faux
>Doctor, feebly played by Jodie Whittaker, who still lacks all stage
>presence, gravitas, and charisma.
>
>The sexist, racist, bigoted wokery, political messaging and incompetent
>writing continues, and Chibnall doubles down on the Timeless Children
>plot which has destroyed the entire franchise, having Whittaker
>searching for information about the Division.
>
>The characters are all written as complete and utter morons as usual.
>Not one single competent scientist, soldier, or person in a position of
>power or authority exists in this story, just as with Chibnall's other
>episodes.
>
>There's a man and a woman sleeping together in a double bed on a base in
>the Antarctic. How many scientific bases have double beds? You're there
>to carry out research, not copulate.
>
>Two women are cast as soldiers, who are supposed to be guarding the
>villain of the season, and they inspire no confidence whatsoever in
>their ability; firstly by being women, and secondly having a rank no
>higher than fresh trainees.
>
>Women are biologically weaker than man, an undeniable scientific fact,
>and thus incapable of projecting strength or asserting authority through
>their presence and build. Giving them big guns to compensate makes it
>totally laughable, especially when they are of low rank and one of them
>is basically a recently graduated trainee with no prior experience in
>the role she has been put in whatsoever. Only a complete imbecile would
>place such incompetent people to guard a high value prisoner instead of
>elite soldiers. They did not even attempt to signal the prisoner's
>escape attempt.
>
>The incompetence continues with racist casting complementing the sexist
>casting. It is clear actors were being deliberately selected by their
>gender, race, skin colour, and the accent they spoke in, so Chibnall
>could tick boxes.
>
>The mischaracterisation included leaders of industry speaking and
>behaving like morons and embodying incompetence, rather than being
>surrounded by staff who are experts in their field as Elon Musk would
>surround himself with.
>
>All of this is down to Chibnall's far left-wing agenda which instead of
>rewarding excellence and merit encourages mediocrity so that everyone
>can be made to be equal. Thus, instead of showing people with
>intelligence by using educated stereotypes such as people speaking
>proper English with correct grammar and no use of slag, having them use
>scientific, military and business jargon instead, depicts them as the
>complete opposite. This also saves the hack Chibnall from having to do
>any research into making his characters appear realistic.
>
>The same incompetence as I have already said applies to the depiction of
>the military, which appears to have no credible chain of command or plan
>whatsoever, no matter what species or life form them might be.
>
>Making everyone appear incompetent is the only way Chibnall can attempt
>to make the Faux Doctor (in reality The Timeless Child monster) look
>competent, because unlike RTD, Chibnall is unable to write characters
>who appear more intelligent than he is. This is demonstrated by
>Whittaker constantly looking at her sonic dildo and talking to the
>TARDIS instead of applying thorough scientific methodology through the
>postulation of a theory and conducting tests and experiments to test it.
>
>Yaz, who shows no character development whatsoever, is even elevated to
>a level of ability beyond that of the Faux Doctor, which originates out
>of thin air.
>
>It looks totally ridiculous when instead of showing leadership
>comedy-Chewbacca, who is supposed to be a strategic commander, despite
>behaving like an unruly child, and expert in his own technology, has to
>be told what to do by Whittaker, when any idiot commander of the fleet
>should have been able to order an execution of the strategic manoeuvrer
>Whittaker tells him to carry out, since that's what the ships were
>designed for. (A calculation of the size of each ship that would be
>required to perform it will follow later.)
>
>The writing is totally clueless and every character is written for
>laughs as moronic and unruly children, who show no evidence of any
>academic qualifications, military training and ability, or leadership
>skills; because Chibnall can't write them.
>
>Chibnall has no story telling ability whatsoever, and the action jumps
>around at random all over the place, with no credible build-up,
>backstory or cohesion.
>
>Whittaker is put into hopeless situations so that she can run away from
>them using magic, over and over again. She doesn't have any wits whosoever.
>
>Why is she chained upside down at the start of the episode along with
>Yaz? How did she get into such a situation when comedy-Chewbacca is
>written as a moron? Then they escape deus ex-machia.
>
>John Bishop is written as working in a food back in order for Chibnall
>to virtue signal, attack government policy, by setting-up a false
>narrative, and then he's apparently saved by comedy-Chewbacca in the
>manner of a badly written comedy skit. No one would behave the way he
>did when someone comes through your door using an axe, and for what
>credible reason does comedy-Chewbacca have an obligation to save humanity?
>
>What is so special about this nobody Dan and the female nobody he's been
>paired with?
>
>A decent writer would make characters special by making them educated
>and being the best of the best, thus deserving of the viewers empathy
>and involvement in their journey. But, not Chibnall. Total mediocrity is
>what he wants to inspired. Classic Doctor Who inspired and produced top
>scientists and engineers.
>
>Woke Faux Doctor Who inspires nobody. It's being written in order to
>weaken and pacify society through the suppression of aspiration. Only
>the weak should succeed and everyone must be reduced to their lever,
>except for the ruling elites, which Chibnall considers himself to be
>part of.
>
>Who are the villains, and why is the male one communicating
>telepathically with the Doctor who has no memory of him?
>
>Are they the Master and the Rani at the end of their regeneration cycles?
>
>If you're setting up a mystery you need to foreshadow it, and this all
>looks like it's been pulled out of thin air, where Chibnall can make
>them anything he wants are any time he wants, because the writing is
>deliberately written to be in-cohesive to enable him to pull rabbits out
>of magic hats. Chibnall is a hack.
>
>A Weeping Angel appears for no reason. What is it doing? Is it actually
>saving humans from destruction by sending them back in time? Where is
>the plot build up?
>
>Sontarans appear and are now being written as comedy Klingons, though
>with better costumes than the gay RTD ones, but as with all of
>Chibnall's characters are written as children. This is not how trained
>soldiers act and behave on duty.
>
>So, the Flux is coming after the TARDIS, but it has not been properly
>set up.
>
>Chibnall seems to be putting everything together just for effect, and
>that's why he did not allow a press screening. Chibnall is all gimmicks
>and hot air.
>
>What is the motivation of the villains? Why should anyone care about
>random planets they have no connection with being destroyed? There's no
>indication that any except Earth are even inhabited.
>
>The writing is a confused mess and all the Faux Doctor can do is scream
>out hollow threats, with no intelligence, authority, or strength to back
>them up, and now Chibnall is belittling her even more with failed cop
>Yaz, most probably because she's white.
>
>The episode ends on a cliffhanger...
>
>And then the icing on the cake comes when the imbeciles running the BBC
>decide to play an advert for Worzel Gummidge during the middle of the
>closing title sequence, complete with a conflicting musical score.
>
>DERANGED, CLUELESS, IMBECILIC, WOKE, SEXIST, RACIST, AND BIGOTED MORONS
>ARE DESTROYING THE ENTIRE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!
>
>1.5/10 for the new design of the Sontarans and special effects.
>

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