On Sunday, September 22, 2019 at 10:04:07 AM UTC-4, Cindybin wrote:
> On Sunday, September 22, 2019 at 8:07:09 AM UTC-5, Norbert K wrote:
> > On Saturday, September 21, 2019 at 8:12:08 PM UTC-4, Cindybin wrote:
> > > On Sunday, September 15, 2019 at 5:34:21 PM UTC-5, Phil Reynolds wrote:
> > > > On Sun, 15 Sep 2019 10:44:19 -0700 (PDT)
> > > > Kenji <kenj...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Tuesday, May 3, 2011 at 10:20:18 AM UTC-4, RAG Seely wrote:
> > > > > > "Glass of Stout"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > by R.A.G. Seely
> > > > > >
> > > > > > IPAs and pilseners
> > > > > > Have merits I'll not flout
> > > > > > But the beer style I prefer
> > > > > > Is, assuredly, stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Your first sip may seem a shock
> > > > > > The drink is dense, no doubt
> > > > > > When my watch reads Beer O'Clock
> > > > > > I opt for thick, dark stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Stout evolved from stout porter
> > > > > > It's black as all get-out
> > > > > > If it's fresh and unfiltered
> > > > > > I'd like a glass of stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Brit brewers may add lactose
> > > > > > Yeast's benefits I'll tout
> > > > > > Pick the hops, let barley roast
> > > > > > Transform it into stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hops bring balance, bitterness
> > > > > > A pleasing herbal note
> > > > > > Beamish, Murphy's, or Guinness?
> > > > > > A dusky Irish stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Doppels and dunkelweizens
> > > > > > Are well worth seeking out
> > > > > > I savor obsidian
> > > > > > Velvety, viscous stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Germans call beer "liquid bread"
> > > > > > Quite credible, those krauts
> > > > > > Though Spaten sports a fine spread
> > > > > > I'd sooner sip a stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > San Quentin is the shiz'nit
> > > > > > Rogue Shakespeare sure has clout
> > > > > > Ipswich Oatmeal, my fav'rite
> > > > > > A potent pint of stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > See the head of fizzy foam?
> > > > > > Remedy for a drought
> > > > > > Through the barley, let us roam!
> > > > > > Silky, sepia stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Bubbly beer, "Vitamin B"
> > > > > > When it pours, I won't pout
> > > > > > Where's the nearest brewery?
> > > > > > I'd like a glass of stout
> > > > > >
> > > > > > -=RAGS=-
> > > >
> > > > Missed the original posting.
> > > >
> > > > I too like stout, not exclusively though.
> > > >
> > > > My favourites:
> > > >
> > > > Amber Chocolate Orange Stout
> > > > Bristol Milk Stout
> > > > O'Hanlon's Port Stout
> > > >
> > > > For a "that doesn't look like stout but tastes like it": Durham White
> > > > Stout.
> > > >
> > > > --
> > > > Phil Reynolds
> > > > mail: phil...@tinsleyviaduct.com
> > > > PLEASE followup news posts in news
> > > > Web: http://phil.tinsleyviaduct.com/
> > >
> > > A "stout". Oh brother. You guys all think you have to drink beer to fit in and be a man and be all social. It shouldn't be that way! My husband doesn't drink and neither do our grown sons!! It is immoral and just plain immature to use mind-altering drugs like alcohol! A casual booze drinker is no better than a casual pot smoker, except they aren't breaking the law! People need to grow up and set an example! And what gets me is that I have ranted about this for 20 years online! TWENTY YEARS!! Haven't you guys read a thing I have written?? It's so frustrating!
> >
> > Your "husband," eh? Is he a closet queer and pursuer of high school boys by any chance? In your neo-prohibitionism and hysterical tone, you remind me of someone I once had the misfortune to be acquainted with.
> Now see? This proves my point! You guys are such sheep, so unsure of yourselves, that you think you HAVE to drink beer in order to prove you are a man. You think that anybody who doesn't drink must be gay or something. Again, you are more of a man if you DON'T drink. And Heavenly Father doesn't want us using alcohol. I'm a convert to the Mormon church, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and we have revelation from God about why it's wrong to use mind-altering drugs like alcohol and marijuana. Using drugs to have "fun" is not what true fun is! The LDS church is the one true church, restored on the Earth in the latter days by Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ. I invite you to read the Book of Mormon and study, ponder and pray and ask God if it is true. It will change your life! But my husband isn't even Mormon and he still doesn't drink. He experimented with alcohol in college (as did I) but soon realized that he didn't HAVE to drink beer to be social or be a man. And YOU don't have to, either! You are better than that!

Come back, CindyBin. You were hilarious.