https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU

On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU

That's right-- my condolences to you. So sad that, the ignominious fate of Usenet dinosaurs-- ending not with a bang of applause but silence of ignored spammed songs...

"This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend
The end of our elaborate plans
The end of everything that stands
The end
No safety or surprise
The end
I'll never look into your eyes again"
-- 'The End' ~~ The Doors

On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU

Good choice, hard to go wrong with The Who.

On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 8:26:56 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> Good choice, hard to go wrong with The Who.
thank you, Will

On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:58:51 PM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>
> That's right-- my condolences to you. So sad that, the ignominious fate of Usenet dinosaurs-- ending not with a bang of applause but silence of ignored spammed songs...
>
> "This is the end, beautiful friend
> This is the end, my only friend
> The end of our elaborate plans
> The end of everything that stands
> The end
> No safety or surprise
> The end
> I'll never look into your eyes again"
> -- 'The End' ~~ The Doors

"When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection
Send my credentials to the house of detention
I got some friends inside"
--'When the Music's Over' ~~The Door

Ash Wurthing wrote:

> On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU

>

> "This is the end, beautiful friend
> This is the end, my only friend
> The end of our elaborate plans
> The end of everything that stands
> The end
> No safety or surprise
> The end
> I'll never look into your eyes again"
> -- 'The End' ~~ The Doors

Jim Morrison was an early favorite of mine, who brought poetry and music together almost perfectly.

Jordy C wrote:

>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU

Hi JC

Love the WHO

On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:50:15 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> >
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> Hi JC
>
> Love the WHO
hey there, GZ

On Friday, April 7, 2023 at 8:00:23 AM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:50:15 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> > Hi JC
> >
> > Love the WHO
> hey there, GZ

Good evening, Jordy and Zod, agreed.

On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 8:26:56 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> > Good choice, hard to go wrong with The Who.
> thank you, Will

Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:

The Who - You Better You Bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg

Jordy C wrote:

> On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:50:15 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
>> Jordy C wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>> Hi JC
>>
>> Love the WHO
> hey there, GZ

GOOD DAY to you, Mr. J.C....!

On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 8:26:56 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Sunday, April 2, 2023 at 5:33:52 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> > > Good choice, hard to go wrong with The Who.
> > thank you, Will
> Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
>
> The Who - You Better You Bet
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
thanks, Will

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:25:16 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Thursday, April 6, 2023 at 7:50:15 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> >> Hi JC
> >>
> >> Love the WHO
> > hey there, GZ
> GOOD DAY to you, Mr. J.C....!
hello there, GZ

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>
> > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>
> > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> >
> > The Who - You Better You Bet
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> thanks, Will

Hello again, my friend.

On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 6:04:11 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> >
> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> > >
> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> > thanks, Will
> Hello again, my friend.
hola Will

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 1:36:19 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 6:04:11 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > >
> > > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> > >
> > > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> > > >
> > > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> > > thanks, Will
> > Hello again, my friend.
> hola Will

Hola Isaac!

Here's a poem going out to everyone's favorite nephew:

***DISCLAIMER: THE FOLLOWING POEM IS ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ANY SIMILARITIES TO PERSON OR PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.***

THE SAGA OF JORDAN T. CHASESCOTT

Uncle Isaac took his belt
And gave Young Jordy 40 welts.
Jordy grew to like the whacks
And Uncle Isaac’s touching acts.

Isaac Chase thought that Jordy was cute
'Specially dressed in his new birthday suit,
Isaac squeezed his love handles
Then blew out his candles,
Bent over and let out a "Toot!"

Isaac pulled his nephew's pid
Sucked him dry then tongued his hole;
Nephew Jordy was just a kid
When he first straddled Isaac's pole.

Isaac rode Jordy bareback at seven
And cornholed him big-time at eight
He left him creampied at eleven
And went back home to masturbate.

Isaac groped little Jordy on Friday
Isaac sucked him off Saturday night
Isaac fucked Jordy six times on Sunday
Yeah, his weekend was going alright.

There's only on "t" in "Sonnet."

Isaac nailed Jordy on summer's day.
Beneath the willow by the backdoor gate:
He squeezed his lovebuds, then he had his way
But quick release cut all too short the date;
Sometime too hot the elder Chase becomes
And often spills his load ere passion's dimm'd;
Where is the joy in picking Jordy's plums
Or planting kisses in his grass untrimm'd
When shorts are cream'd and flaccid members fail?
Thou Jordy's willing, Ike gave up the ghost;
Still discontent, he fondles Jordy's tale,
For tis the ass enamors him the most:
So long as Isaac still has eyes to see,
He'll strap one one and stick it to Jordy.

Isaac chased boys when he was a toddler
He chased toddlers when he went school,
He made brownies with them as a young man,
Stirred their pudding until he would drool.

Isaac chased little boys on the playground
Although he was a middle aged man,
Donkey punched till his mudpacker turned brown
Tho he preferred to say it was tan.
The Jordy Factor
a poem by Will Dockery as told to NancyGene

Jordy’s a good sub for dead Lady K
He jiggles his ass and says it’s foreplay
with my massive moobs that even young Clay
has to admit that he’d like to sashay
in the chorus that kicks on LeGents parquet
floor where Jordy and I rolled ‘round in May
when he visited us to show us his fey
manners and though his family’s rich, hey,
I’m not too proud to say that I’d lay
him for free and he won’t have to pay
for extras like hi there’s, night-nights and oy veys.

Isaac Chase was a pixie I knew
Who diddled his widdle nephew,
Jordy pulled Isaac's pud
But his pud was a dud
And now poor Isaac's sack has turned blue.

When Jordy was just a wee laddie
He'd pull down his pants for his daddy,
Uncle paid him a call
And buggered him raw
And Jordy cried "Uncle Ike had me."

Isaac had a young nephew named Jordy
Whose tuchus he simply adored, he
Got Jordy to bare it
That he might then share it
And buggered the boy while he roared "Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

Uncle Isaac didn't care for his mommy,
His classmates found him a bit balmy;
It was said that the lad
Flicked his Bic for his dad:
Now chows on Nephew Jordy's shalomi.

Uncle Isaac desired little boys
He thought Jordy had exquisite poise
For a boy not yet ten
(He preferred boys to men)
And a man must have what he enjoys.

Little Jordy was sugar and spice
So his old uncle didn't think twice
About dipping his pole
In young Jordy's piehole,
Boston cream never seemed worth the price.

Uncle Isaac's an internet troll
Who fingered his nephew's dunghole,
Isaac stuck in his thumb
And made Jordy cum
And cried "Hola, Will -- I'm on a role!"

Isaac corked up Jordy Chase's bunghole,
Chocolate cha-cha'd til morning was nigh;
Gave his nephew a sloppy Picaso
He's a fart knockin', mud packin' guy.

Jordy Chase bought his uncle a butt plug
In the hope that he'd leave him alone;
Isaac plugged up his hole
And such joy filled his soul
That he plugged Jordy's hole with his own.

Uncle Isaac's a middle aged twit
Who's been found competently unfit,
For it's said he enjoys
Gallivanting with boys
And dipping his dick in their shit.

Isaac buggered Jordy in the bedroom
Isaac buggered Jordy in the car
Isaac buggered Jordy in the Men's Room
Of LeGents', Shadowville's favorite bar.

Uncle Isaac chased Jordy around his first crib,
Uncle Isaac "fed" Jordy and splooged on his bib,
Isaac changed Jordy's diapers for open-crotch hose
Then he buggered the toddler and jizzed on his nose.

Isaac cornswabbled his nephew's dinky
Pulled his joystick as if he played Pong;
Dipped his poo jabber till it got stinky
And nicknamed his dong "Donkey Kong."

When Jordan Chasescott was a lad
His Uncle Ike wanted him bad,
With the youth in his sights
Isaac gave up his nights
To baby sit straddling his 'nads.

Uncle Isaac was more like an ant
Who would crawl down young Jordy’s pants.
Jordy’d wiggle and scratch
But Isaac attached
Himself with coagulants.

Uncle Isaac ignored his niece, Judy,
Who didn’t have quite the same booty.
So Judy was spared,
And stood there and stared,
While Jordy got it in the patootie.

When Jordy went on Price is Right
His bung-hole shown like a nightlight.
He said it was Uncle
Ike and Garfuckles
Who implanted in him a Lite-Brite.

Uncle Isaac hosted family for Easter.
He told his sister he’d feast her.
They ate honey baked ham
And rack of young lamb
While Isaac dined on Jordy’s keister.

Isaac Chased Jordan Chasescott
From when he was just a young tot.
Isaac gave him a ball
and that wasn’t all,
for his undies had X marks the spot.

Uncle Isaac would pat Jordy’s buttock
And soothe him to sleep with some smut talk.
As Joey took vids
And entertained bids,
Little Jordy’s cradle would rock.

Uncle Isaac said let’s play Cowboys,
For riding is one of my joys.
I’ll be Roy, you’ll be Trigger,
As we gallop with vigor,
And Jordy, you’ll make whinny noise.

Isaac liked his nephew Jordy’s rear view,
From whence Jordy did his #2.
Jordy did #1
And Isaac said, son,
That not what we Commies doo-doo.

Jordan Chasescott had a gluteus--
That Uncle Isaac said was beauteous.
Isaac said drop your pants,
Give your Uncle a chance,
To give you a rub that’s salubrious.

Uncle Isaac and Jordan would read nursery rhymes
About Commies and sex and YouTube crimes.
Jordy learned about jails
And Joey’s porn sales
While Isaac performed pantomimes.

Isaac Chase’s “love dared not speak its name”
So Jordan was written into Internet fame.
Isaac thanked Will and Zod
And committed job fraud
While Jordan Chasescott bore the shame.

Jordan Chasescott was naïve
Of what Isaac hid up his sleeve.
Isaac gave him a bath
While he did the math
That at least he wouldn’t conceive.

Little Jordan Chasescott lost his way.
Uncle Isaac yelled, “I’ll save the day!”
“Take off your pants
And I’ll do a belt Dance
On your butt ‘til you can say
Uncle!”

Jordan Chasescott’s derriere
Would get lots of sun and fresh air.
Uncle Isaac would blow
And Jordan would know
That he didn’t need any beachwear.

Isaac Chase was childlike and hopeless
And hung out with folks who were soapless.
Isaac took Jordy’s hand
And said I’m your man,
But no one can make me grope you less.

Jordan sits in Isaac’s lap while they drive,
Isaac is 49 and Jordy’s 25.
Jordy said it’s U-turn,
Isaac said how I burn
To lay rubber on I-95.

Jordan Chasescott was expertly groomed
After visiting Isaac’s bedroom.
Jordan had a strong yen
To trade Barbies for Ken
And to keep his small tuchus perfumed.

Stout Joseph was pen-pals with “Price is Right” Jordan.
Chasescott Jordan offered photos to Stout Joseph’s warden.
Pics of Will Dockery
Made Stout Joe a mockery,
Since his dad wore just a bleue cordon.

Jordy C wrote:

> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 6:04:11 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>> > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>> >
>> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>> >
>> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
>> > >
>> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
>> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
>> > thanks, Will
>> Hello again, my friend.
> hola Will

Good evening, Jordy.

🙂

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 9:16:00 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 6:04:11 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >> > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> >> >
> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> >> > >
> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> >> > thanks, Will
> >> Hello again, my friend.
> > hola Will
> Good evening, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
Shalom Will

Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>
>> >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>> >> >
>> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
>> >> > >
>> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
>> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
>> >> > thanks, Will
>
> Shalom Will

Hello again, my friend.

:)

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 10:20:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 9:16:00 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> > Jordy C wrote:
> >
> > > On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 6:04:11 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > >> > On Saturday, April 8, 2023 at 3:51:42 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > >> > > On Monday, April 3, 2023 at 2:02:08 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> > >> >
> > >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> > >> > >
> > >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> > >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> > >> > thanks, Will
> > >> Hello again, my friend.
> > > hola Will
> > Good evening, Jordy.
> >
> > 🙂
> Shalom Will

The title of this thread is SO APPROPRIATE for the Jordy, Will and Zod troll trio to keep bumping-- THANK YOU whippin' fools...
I must put in my last will for one of my creative cohorts to bump this on the day of sWill's ignominious demise.
Now i need to compose a swansong for Usenet poetry-- I am the poetry carrion crow after all!

On Wednesday, April 12, 2023 at 6:50:34 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> >> > > > > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> >> >> > thanks, Will
> >
> > Shalom Will
>
> Hello again, my friend.
>
> :)
hola Will

Jordy C wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
>> >
>> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
>> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
>> >> >> > thanks, Will
>> >
>> > Shalom Will
>>
>> Hello again, my friend.
>>
>
> hola Will

Good evening, Jordy.

🙂

On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 10:20:15 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> On Monday, April 10, 2023 at 4:32:35 PM UTC-4, Jordy C wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> >> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> >> >> >> > thanks, Will
> >> >
> >> > Shalom Will
> >>
> >> Hello again, my friend.
> >>
> >
> > hola Will
>
> Good evening, Jordy.
>
> 🙂
bonjour, Will

Jordy C wrote:

> On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 10:20:15 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>> Jordy C wrote:
>>
>> > Will Dockery wrote:
>> >> Jordy C wrote:
>
>> >> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
>> >> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
>> >> >> >> > thanks, Will
>> >> >
>> >> > Shalom Will
>> >>
>> >> Hello again, my friend.
>
> bonjour, Will

Good afternoon, Jordy.

On Sunday, April 16, 2023 at 1:15:28 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> Jordy C wrote:
> > On Thursday, April 13, 2023 at 10:20:15 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >>
> >> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >> >> Jordy C wrote:
> >
> >> >> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpE5i0ad7nU
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > > Hello Jordy, this Who song is very important to me, I used to listen to it on the juke box at a small cafe in Atlanta with my love of 1981, Tina:
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > > The Who - You Better You Bet
> >> >> >> >> > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqPlb5PLBvg
> >> >> >> >> > thanks, Will
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Shalom Will
> >> >>
> >> >> Hello again, my friend.
> >
> > bonjour, Will
>
> Good afternoon, Jordy.
hola Will