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The Day Dockery Lost His Cherry

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Subject: The Day Dockery Lost His Cherry
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by: Edward Rochester Esq - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 14:03 UTC

How sublime
as my nose
welcomes
a sprig of perfume
and my breath
turns locomotive --
both young
I found the hole
of my existence.

I remember
all the names
of those that accepted
my mount.

I thank them all --
the dead, the missing --
mementos
to my manhood
which now goes
flaccid.

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Subject: Re: The Day Dockery Lost His Cherry
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by: Will Donkey - Tue, 11 Apr 2023 18:21 UTC

On Tuesday, April 11, 2023 at 10:03:53 AM UTC-4, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> How sublime
> as my nose
> welcomes
> a sprig of perfume
> and my breath
> turns locomotive --
> both young
> I found the hole
> of my existence.
>
> I remember
> all the names
> of those that accepted
> my mount.
>
> I thank them all --
> the dead, the missing --
> mementos
> to my manhood
> which now goes
> flaccid.

But Ah shall rise
Like Jesus from his tomb
Ah'll shoot a sprig of spume
My spunky Donkey-juice into the eyes
Of all who mock me in muh flaccid state.

Muh dong shall rise again then just ya'll wait
Ah'll masturbate like Zod outside a school,
The kids'll stare as muh big Donkey-tool
Stands at attention by the playground gate
And shoots its load fer all the world tuh see.

Yea, Ah shall rise
From out Phenix City
To come again
Like Summer rain
My dong long, strong and free!

Subject	Author
The Day Dockery Lost His Cherry	Edward Rochester Esq.
Re: The Day Dockery Lost His Cherry	Will Donkey