.... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
runs with it, he gets fired. Days later, he claims he was fired due to
homophobia. He posted on his twitter account that he was attacked for
who he loves to pursue a political agenda.

No, dude, it's a quantity issue. If you had screwed a million taxpayers,
you'd still have your job.

https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/

https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143

On 12/19/23 10:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

> ... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
> a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
> runs with it, he gets fired. Days later, he claims he was fired due to
> homophobia. He posted on his twitter account that he was attacked for
> who he loves to pursue a political agenda.
>
> No, dude, it's a quantity issue. If you had screwed a million taxpayers,
> you'd still have your job.
>
> https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/
>
> https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143

Not funny. :|

Ian J. Ball <ijball@mac.invalid> wrote:
>On 12/19/23 10:57 AM, Adam H. Kerman wrote:

>>... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
>>a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
>>runs with it, he gets fired. Days later, he claims he was fired due to
>>homophobia. He posted on his twitter account that he was attacked for
>>who he loves to pursue a political agenda.

>>No, dude, it's a quantity issue. If you had screwed a million taxpayers,
>>you'd still have your job.

>>https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/

>>https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143

>Not funny. :|

This situation is a straight line that requires punch lines.

Feel free to cum up with a better one.

In article <ulsp1v$5mdd$1@dont-email.me>, ahk@chinet.com wrote:

>... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
>a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
>runs with it

TROLL-O-METER
5* 6* *7
4* *8
3* *9
2* *10
1* | *stuporous
0* -*- *catatonic
* |\ *comatose
* \ *clinical death
* \ *biological death
* _\/ *demonic apparition
* * *damned for all eternity

On Tue, 19 Dec 2023 18:57:04 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
<ahk@chinet.com> wrote:

>... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
>a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
>runs with it, he gets fired. Days later, he claims he was fired due to
>homophobia. He posted on his twitter account that he was attacked for
>who he loves to pursue a political agenda.
>
>No, dude, it's a quantity issue. If you had screwed a million taxpayers,
>you'd still have your job.
>
>https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/
>
>https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143

Great response though most of us agree that screwing someone
financially is not in the category of using one's private bits to do
the screwing.

A public official who sexually assaults someone fully deserves a
shared cell with 300 lb Bubba.

The Horny Goat <lcraver@home.ca> wrote:
>Tue, 19 Dec 2023 18:57:04 -0000 (UTC), Adam H. Kerman <ahk@chinet.com>:

>>... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
>>a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
>>runs with it, he gets fired. Days later, he claims he was fired due to
>>homophobia. He posted on his twitter account that he was attacked for
>>who he loves to pursue a political agenda.

>>No, dude, it's a quantity issue. If you had screwed a million taxpayers,
>>you'd still have your job.

>>https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/

>>https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143

>Great response though most of us agree that screwing someone
>financially is not in the category of using one's private bits to do
>the screwing.

>A public official who sexually assaults someone fully deserves a
>shared cell with 300 lb Bubba.

This was a congressional staffer, not a member of Congress.
No assault took place.

On 12/20/2023 3:32 PM, The Horny Goat wrote:
> On Tue, 19 Dec 2023 18:57:04 -0000 (UTC), "Adam H. Kerman"
> <ahk@chinet.com> wrote:
>
>> ... but if a Congressional staffer screws an individual taxpayer in
>> a Senate hearing room, makes a pr0n video, and a right-wing news site
>> runs with it, he gets fired. Days later, he claims he was fired due to
>> homophobia. He posted on his twitter account that he was attacked for
>> who he loves to pursue a political agenda.
>>
>> No, dude, it's a quantity issue. If you had screwed a million taxpayers,
>> you'd still have your job.
>>
>> https://dailycaller.com/2023/12/15/staffer-caught-filming-sex-tape-senate-hearing-room/
>>
>> https://www.politico.com/newsletters/playbook/2023/12/16/senate-staffer-out-after-sex-tape-scandal-00132143
>
> Great response though most of us agree that screwing someone
> financially is not in the category of using one's private bits to do
> the screwing.
>
> A public official who sexually assaults someone fully deserves a
> shared cell with 300 lb Bubba.

I can't find a definition for 'sexually assaulting someone fully'...