On Saturday, January 22, 2011 at 6:11:09 PM UTC-5, Will Dockery wrote:
> Barbara's Cat spelling lamed:
> >
> > BTW, it's spelled "plagiarism".
> >
> > --
> > Cm~
> This is hilarious, Barbie Cat giving "advise" on spelling!

Even funnier -- Will Donkey misspelling "advice"!

> Just a little reminder, since I'm always glad to help you try to
> improve, my friend:
> http://www.0x61.com/forum/tv-real-world-f712/barbara-s-cat-spelling-advice-advise-t672418.html
> http://tinyurl.com/Barbaras-Cat-Advise
> Post subject: Barbara's Cat spelling (advice/advise)Posted: Mon Oct
> 30, 2006 10:27 pm
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
> Quote:
> deny you wrote it
>
> Deny you wrote the embarrassments below, Barbie?
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
> "stop typing stupid, stupid."
> - Renay's advise
> You mean /advice/, right Barbie?
> Look it up: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/advice.html
> Heh... another for the collection.
> Here's a short list of a few of the misspellings Barbie has put out,
> sometimes in the subject lines of threads:
> Harlot:
> But Dad got mad and beat the lad.
> "You little harlet you!
> Get out my door, you little whore,
> forget I ever knew you!"
> -Barbara's Cat (Fri, Nov 26 2004 10:23 pm and several other reposts)
> Testicles:
> "Missing Testicals" (Mar 25, 11:57 am by Barbara Cat)
> Eaten:
> Children too free for the dangers out there,
> you were a mother who took care of me,
> and would feed us whatever you could find.
> You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
> -Barbara's Cat (Sun, Sep 21 2003 6:29 pm)
> Eaten:
> when everything digests just as it should.
> Instead, they call when it's bad. Like after
> you'd ate seven Soft-Shell Taco Supremes
> -Barbara's Catshit (Fri, Jun 4 2004 12:31 am)
> Breathe:
> I want to warm my face
> in your sapphire splendor.
> I want to breath your air
> until our mouths go dry.
> I want to wash my hands
> in your silver river.
> -Barbara's Cat (Sun, Feb 1 2004 8:30 am
> "Barbara's Cat" shrieked:
> Quote:
> Mommy
> --
> Cm~
> ----
> From: Barbara's Cat - view profile
> Date: Mon, Sep 22 2003 7:43 am
> Email: Barbara's Cat Groups: alt.arts.poetry.comments, rec.arts.poems
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> In article ,
> "Bindi" (Bind...@bigpond.com.au) wrote ...
> Barbara's Cat wrote:
> My sister, born: Sep 22, 1953, died: Oct 19, 1959
> [...]
> Children too free for the dangers out there,
> you were a mother who took care of me,
> and would feed us whatever you could find.
> You shouldn't have ate that day, Vonnie Leigh.
> eaten. Eaten what?
> The berries. I ate them too, but I survived because I swallowed them
> whole
> instead of chewing them (according to my father).
> This is confusing.
> From the intro, Vonnie Leigh is 5/6 years old
> and now a mother?
> I know what you are getting at but it is not clear.
> My sister always acted like a mother to me and the other children.
> Our real mother was not a good one and left us alone way too often.
> [...]
> ----
> 'Nuff said.
> 'Samatter?
> Sounds like Catshit needs a /hallmark polishing/, apparently, Hammy...
> "Perhaps I made it sound like I was complaining, however I was doing
> just the opposite. This world would be a much better place if
> everyone was just a little like Barbara. I am happy and grateful to be
> solely owned and operated, declawed and neutered, and
> house-broken by her. "-Baebara's Cat
> Urm... that's enough Barbie Catshit for one morning, but ya'll get
> theidea.
> --
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