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by: Glasgow Brian - Wed, 30 Jun 2021 14:09 UTC

May I please add my folk pub version, just finished today. I’m very pleased with it and hope you like it. There are as many versions as song writers.

Oh Dear, What can the Matter be

Chorus:
Oh dear what can the matter be
Three old ladies locked in a lavatory
They’ve been there from Monday to Saturday
Nobody knew they were there

Verses:
The first old maid was Judy O’Flanagan
Known for causing many a shenanigan
When she sat down she got stuck in the pan again
Everyone left her stuck there

The second old maid was Shirley St. Clair
She only popped in to brush her long hair
Got comfy on her derrière
And fell asleep in the chair

The third old maid was Gwendoline Carter
She was known as a really good farter
She let one go and it blew off her garter
And shattered the lock on her door

Brian S Farley 2021
Herts, England

On Thursday, October 1, 2020 at 8:01:11 PM UTC+1, Jon Gold wrote:
> PART #1 Side A
> https://archive.org/details/78_16-old-ladies-locked-in-the-lavatory_herbi-hardt-and-his-jesters_gbia0000266a
> PART #2 Side B
> https://archive.org/details/78_16-old-ladies-locked-in-the-lavatory_herbi-hardt-and-his-jesters_gbia0000266b