Verse 1
At night George J. Dunce is no funce,
He lies down without his trounce,
He won't do the deed with his wife named Mo,
Cause she weighs 900 lbs, you know

Verse 2
George J. Dunce as a child,
His father would him revile,
His bed sheets were a necessity,
To protect him from brutality

Verse 3
He calls people childish names,
Like pig and monkey it seems,
When his mouth opens, it's a thief,
For he plagiarizes like a chief

Verse 4
His pajama bottoms were undone,
For his fear of the dark was one,
Schizophrenic and vain he is, too,
It's quite clear he won't do what he must do

Verse 5
Is it true what folks say?
George J. Dunce acts this way?
His marriage deemed a success, it's true,
And oral sex he still won't do!

On Friday, 30 June 2023 at 15:54:12 UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> Verse 1
> At night George J. Dunce is no funce,
> He lies down without his trounce,
> He won't do the deed with his wife named Mo,
> Cause she weighs 900 lbs, you know
>
> Verse 2
> George J. Dunce as a child,
> His father would him revile,
> His bed sheets were a necessity,
> To protect him from brutality
>
> Verse 3
> He calls people childish names,
> Like pig and monkey it seems,
> When his mouth opens, it's a thief,
> For he plagiarizes like a chief
>
> Verse 4
> His pajama bottoms were undone,
> For his fear of the dark was one,
> Schizophrenic and vain he is, too,
> It's quite clear he won't do what he must do
>
> Verse 5
> Is it true what folks say?
> George J. Dunce acts this way?
> His marriage deemed a success, it's true,
> And oral sex he still won't do!

Hey Michael! Glad you’re headed this way!
I hope you enjoy your trip!!