An Apology -- Bullet Points ( • )

1.

I would like to apologize for wanting to put a bullet into the heads
of 'Fatty Pants' and 'Mensa Man' for their attempt to make a vet's claim (Ash)
of vision loss, as only a ruse to gather sympathy and 'light' treatment (a pass), rather than the truth of such a claim.

2.

I misspoke -- That should have read 'two bullets' rather than singular, into the heads of 'Fatty Pants' and 'Mensa Man' and in the case of 'Jordo Guy', a single bullet to the groin
where his brains seem to roam in search of 'peace' if you catch my drift.

3.

In the matter of 'Man Who Sleeps With Earthworms', my wish for a bucket
of tainted fish to attack and cause failure to all necessary organs and an eventual shrivel as the sun bakes the remains.

Thank you.

On Wednesday, July 12, 2023 at 2:30:33 AM UTC-4, Edward Rochester Esq. wrote:
> An Apology -- Bullet Points ( • )
>
>
> 1.
>
> I would like to apologize for wanting to put a bullet into the heads
> of 'Fatty Pants' and 'Mensa Man' for their attempt to make a vet's claim (Ash)
> of vision loss, as only a ruse to gather sympathy and 'light' treatment (a pass), rather than the truth of such a claim.
>
> 2.
>
> I misspoke -- That should have read 'two bullets' rather than singular, into the heads of 'Fatty Pants' and 'Mensa Man' and in the case of 'Jordo Guy', a single bullet to the groin
> where his brains seem to roam in search of 'peace' if you catch my drift.
>
> 3.
>
> In the matter of 'Man Who Sleeps With Earthworms', my wish for a bucket
> of tainted fish to attack and cause failure to all necessary organs and an eventual shrivel as the sun bakes the remains.
>
> Thank you.
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On Wednesday, July 12, 2023 at 6:30:33 AM UTC, Edward Rochester Esq.. wrote:
> An Apology -- Bullet Points ( • )
>
>
> 1.
>
> I would like to apologize for wanting to put a bullet into the heads
> of 'Fatty Pants' and 'Mensa Man' for their attempt to make a vet's claim (Ash)
> of vision loss, as only a ruse to gather sympathy and 'light' treatment (a pass), rather than the truth of such a claim.
They are deplorable human beings.
>
> 2.
>
> I misspoke -- That should have read 'two bullets' rather than singular, into the heads of 'Fatty Pants' and 'Mensa Man' and in the case of 'Jordo Guy', a single bullet to the groin
> where his brains seem to roam in search of 'peace' if you catch my drift.

Might as well go big or go home, so let's say 4 bullets each to FP, MM and JG, since they would divert or misunderstand if only one or two were to be used.
>
> 3.
>
> In the matter of 'Man Who Sleeps With Earthworms', my wish for a bucket
> of tainted fish to attack and cause failure to all necessary organs and an eventual shrivel as the sun bakes the remains.
Depending on the toxins in the earth and water that MWSWE is lazing on, he could expire in one day or it might take a year. He would not be laughing (ha ha ha), though.

> Thank you.
You're welcome!

"My imagination’s not a crazy one, no
I grew up in the slums where they kill anything that grows
I'm saying I can't make these things up so
We only live reality, if you daydream then you go
And I'm tired of people saying i ain't did nothing they did
I'm talking knife fights with kids as kids
Til one of us no longer lives
And I've been hanging with the wrong group again
With myself and who else
And a bunch of dead men who wanna see my name on a headstone
Finally motherfucker i can be alone"
--'Anatomy 1:2' (Memoirs of a Murderer) ~~KING 810
*(not a song but spoken word done as a cassette tape recording)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdTR1Q67ilM