Category: 19th Century British Poems

"The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "

Questions:
A. What is Martijn Benders?
B. What is Prince Harry?
C. What is Don Juan?
D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:2c294622-db85-4565-a2fb-5b60c3ec3a0bn@googlegroups.com:

> Category: 19th Century British Poems
>
> "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted the
> title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
>
> Questions:
> A. What is Martijn Benders?
> B. What is Prince Harry?
> C. What is Don Juan?
> D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
>
E. What is Truck Stop Woman?

Send the prize money to the kitties.

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> >
> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted the
> > title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> >
> > Questions:
> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> >
> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?

Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much for 19th century readers.
>
> Send the prize money to the kitties.
There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
>
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc-9b23-978f40e0cd19n@googlegroups.com:

> On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
>> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
>> >
>> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
>> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
>
>> >
>> > Questions:
>> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
>> > B. What is Prince Harry?
>> > C. What is Don Juan?
>> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
>> >
>> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
>
> Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> for 19th century readers.

I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.

>> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.

Woo-hoo!

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> >> >
> >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> >
> >> >
> >> > Questions:
> >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> >> >
> >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> >
> > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > for 19th century readers.
> I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> Woo-hoo!
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.

We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.

On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > >> >
> > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > >
> > >> >
> > >> > Questions:
> > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > >> >
> > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > >
> > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > for 19th century readers.
> > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > Woo-hoo!
> > --
> > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
>
> We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.

Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.

On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > >> >
> > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > >
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Questions:
> > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > >> >
> > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > >
> > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > Woo-hoo!
> > > --
> > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> >
> > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.
>

On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > >> >
> > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > >
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Questions:
> > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > >> >
> > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > >
> > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > Woo-hoo!
> > > --
> > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> >
> > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.

Never any guarantee other than we'll get out you or no one makes it out. I would have to come out of retirement for this one, but Hell they did it with The Expendables... let's see if the blindfold training works out.

On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:03:07 AM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > > >
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > Questions:
> > > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > > >
> > > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > > Woo-hoo!
> > > > --
> > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag..
> > > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> > >
> > > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> > Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.
> Never any guarantee other than we'll get out you or no one makes it out. I would have to come out of retirement for this one, but Hell they did it with The Expendables... let's see if the blindfold training works out.
What is the cost for an extraction?

On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 10:15:03 AM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:03:07 AM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> > Questions:
> > > > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > > > >> >
> > > > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > > > Woo-hoo!
> > > > > --
> > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> > > >
> > > > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> > > Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.
> > Never any guarantee other than we'll get out you or no one makes it out.. I would have to come out of retirement for this one, but Hell they did it with The Expendables... let's see if the blindfold training works out.
> What is the cost for an extraction?
*Alive.

On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:24:09 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 10:15:03 AM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:03:07 AM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > > > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> > Questions:
> > > > > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > > > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > > > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > > > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > > > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > > > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > > > > Woo-hoo!
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> > > > >
> > > > > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> > > > Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.
> > > Never any guarantee other than we'll get out you or no one makes it out. I would have to come out of retirement for this one, but Hell they did it with The Expendables... let's see if the blindfold training works out.
> > What is the cost for an extraction?
> *Alive.
>

On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:24:09 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 10:15:03 AM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:03:07 AM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > > > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> > Questions:
> > > > > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > > > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > > > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > > > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > > > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > > > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > > > > Woo-hoo!
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> > > > >
> > > > > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> > > > Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.
> > > Never any guarantee other than we'll get out you or no one makes it out. I would have to come out of retirement for this one, but Hell they did it with The Expendables... let's see if the blindfold training works out.
> > What is the cost for an extraction?
> *Alive.

50G iirc, much more if it's in the DMZ-- or we could use several of the human rights and religious groups that help North Koreans escape.

On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:24:09 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 10:15:03 AM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:03:07 AM UTC, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:52:26 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 5:48:39 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:39:51 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > news:0b3b98e4-4fb0-45dc...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 1:00:25 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > >> news:2c294622-db85-4565...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > >> > Category: 19th Century British Poems
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> > "The author of this unfinished epic poem was unsure if he wanted
> > > > > > >> > the title character to 'end in hell—or in an unhappy marriage.' "
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> > Questions:
> > > > > > >> > A. What is Martijn Benders?
> > > > > > >> > B. What is Prince Harry?
> > > > > > >> > C. What is Don Juan?
> > > > > > >> > D. What is The Marriage of Figaro?
> > > > > > >> >
> > > > > > >> E. What is Truck Stop Woman?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Correct! This was a trick "answer," since the title character both
> > > > > > > ended up in jail and had an unhappy marriage/divorce. Lord Byron also
> > > > > > > considered having her die of an STD, but that would have been too much
> > > > > > > for 19th century readers.
> > > > > > I thank you on behalf of all non-douchebag sockpuppets.
> > > > > > >> Send the prize money to the kitties.
> > > > > > > There is both a cash and a trip prize. We will be sending the $1B to
> > > > > > > your cat rescue fund plus you have won an all-expenses paid trip to
> > > > > > > the DMZ. Be careful not to overstep.
> > > > > > Woo-hoo!
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > > When the Final Jeopardy guesses were revealed, one contestant (besides Cujo) did get the correct question. Either "Truck Stop Woman" or "Don Juan" were acceptable. Ken Jennings said, "as Lord Byron would have pronounced it--'Don JEW one.'" We remember first hearing that in high school. Pickles would have said that L.B. was an anti-Semite.
> > > > >
> > > > > We assume that Cujo is enjoying the walking tour of the DMZ and is staying on the path.
> > > > Ash speaks Korean, in case anyone needs rescuing. He will get you out, but there's no guaranty on the state of your health.
> > > Never any guarantee other than we'll get out you or no one makes it out. I would have to come out of retirement for this one, but Hell they did it with The Expendables... let's see if the blindfold training works out.
> > What is the cost for an extraction?
> *Alive.

Wait-- are we speaking of a live tooth extraction?