When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.

On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.

Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:65713aef-a74a-413e-b728-f873fbf28584n@googlegroups.com:

> When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.

To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.

<snicker>

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.

George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
>
> <snicker>
Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.

However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
Every day.

On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 4:17:54 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.
> George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
> >
> > <snicker>
> Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.
>
> However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> > --
> > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> Every day.

We will have to go to Canada to investigate. We will bring a sock monkey for him to cuddle with/use as his support animal.

On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 3:06:23 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 4:17:54 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > > > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > > > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > > > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > > > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.
> > George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
> > >
> > > <snicker>
> > Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.
> >
> > However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> > > --
> > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > Every day.
> We will have to go to Canada to investigate. We will bring a sock monkey for him to cuddle with/use as his support animal.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 1:24:23 AM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 3:06:23 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 4:17:54 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > > > > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > > > > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > > > > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > > > > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > > To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.
> > > George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
> > > >
> > > > <snicker>
> > > Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.
> > >
> > > However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> > > > --
> > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag..
> > > Every day.
> > We will have to go to Canada to investigate. We will bring a sock monkey for him to cuddle with/use as his support animal.
> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not, not you! One made of wire and terry cloth, with a feeding tube. ("Oh no, Mr. Bill!") That's why George Dance is so latently attracted to you--he imagines the comfort of a monkey-doll-mother.

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 6:53:15 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 1:24:23 AM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 3:06:23 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 4:17:54 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > > > > > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > > > > > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > > > > > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > > > > > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > > > To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.
> > > > George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
> > > > >
> > > > > <snicker>
> > > > Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.
> > > >
> > > > However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> > > > > --
> > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > Every day.
> > > We will have to go to Canada to investigate. We will bring a sock monkey for him to cuddle with/use as his support animal.
> > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Not, not you! One made of wire and terry cloth, with a feeding tube. ("Oh no, Mr. Bill!") That's why George Dance is so latently attracted to you--he imagines the comfort of a monkey-doll-mother.
>

It's a good thing sockmonkeys don't eat, or I'd be losing my breakfast right now.

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 1:07:38 PM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 6:53:15 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 1:24:23 AM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 3:06:23 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 4:17:54 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > > > > > > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > > > > > > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > > > > > > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > > > > > > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor..
> > > > > > To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.
> > > > > George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > <snicker>
> > > > > Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.
> > > > >
> > > > > However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > > Every day.
> > > > We will have to go to Canada to investigate. We will bring a sock monkey for him to cuddle with/use as his support animal.
> > > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > Not, not you! One made of wire and terry cloth, with a feeding tube. ("Oh no, Mr. Bill!") That's why George Dance is so latently attracted to you--he imagines the comfort of a monkey-doll-mother.
> >
> It's a good thing sockmonkeys don't eat, or I'd be losing my breakfast right now.
Sockmonkeys have been proven to be excellent support animals. Think of all the motherless Canucks. They cannot snuggle up to a moose or an elk.

On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?

Sounds like you are having a fantasy.

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 8:47:00 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?
> Sounds like you are having a fantasy, Doctor.

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 11:47:00 AM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?
> Sounds like you are having a fantasy.

Considering a trip is hardly anyone's idea of a fantasy, Rachel.

Apparently you need to take the following statement by Nietzsche to heart: "She who dances too long with dunces, becomes a dunce herself."

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 12:05:34 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 8:47:00 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?

> > Sounds like you are having a fantasy, Doctor.

Speaking of fantasies, let me tell you mine about the last time NG decided to travel to Toronto to "examine" me. Since Jim told them that Toronto was in the Yukon, NG flew there instead; where, unfortunately for them, their balloon was detected and shot down by the U.S. Air Force:
https://www.cp24.com/news/object-destroyed-over-yukon-potentially-similar-to-chinese-spy-balloon-minister-1.6270130?cache=yes%3Fot%3DAjaxLayout

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 6:21:41 PM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 12:05:34 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 8:47:00 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > > Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?
>
> > > Sounds like you are having a fantasy, Doctor.
> Speaking of fantasies, let me tell you mine about the last time NG decided to travel to Toronto to "examine" me. Since Jim told them that Toronto was in the Yukon, NG flew there instead; where, unfortunately for them, their balloon was detected and shot down by the U.S. Air Force:
> https://www.cp24.com/news/object-destroyed-over-yukon-potentially-similar-to-chinese-spy-balloon-minister-1.6270130?cache=yes%3Fot%3DAjaxLayout

And you wonder why everyone laughs at your incompetence. If you're going to tat others, prepare to get titted in return.

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 11:21:34 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 6:21:41 PM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
> > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 12:05:34 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> > > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 8:47:00 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > > > Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?
> >
> > > > Sounds like you are having a fantasy, Doctor.
> > Speaking of fantasies, let me tell you mine about the last time NG decided to travel to Toronto to "examine" me. Since Jim told them that Toronto was in the Yukon, NG flew there instead; where, unfortunately for them, their balloon was detected and shot down by the U.S. Air Force:
> > https://www.cp24.com/news/object-destroyed-over-yukon-potentially-similar-to-chinese-spy-balloon-minister-1.6270130?cache=yes%3Fot%3DAjaxLayout
> And you wonder why everyone laughs at your incompetence. If you're going to tat others, prepare to get titted in return.
George Dance's "joke" falls as flat as his haircut. George Dance lacks imagination. We do not.

On Tuesday, August 1, 2023 at 7:29:48 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 11:21:34 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 6:21:41 PM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
> > > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 12:05:34 PM UTC-4, Rachel wrote:
> > > > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 8:47:00 AM UTC-7, Rachel wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 3:49:26 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 12:54:08 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > > > > Dr. NancyGene might travel to Canada to examine George Dance and assess the level of his stiff stopping. We would bill Toronto. Ash, do you want to go as our assistant?
> > >
> > > > > Sounds like you are having a fantasy, Doctor.
> > > Speaking of fantasies, let me tell you mine about the last time NG decided to travel to Toronto to "examine" me. Since Jim told them that Toronto was in the Yukon, NG flew there instead; where, unfortunately for them, their balloon was detected and shot down by the U.S. Air Force:
> > > https://www.cp24.com/news/object-destroyed-over-yukon-potentially-similar-to-chinese-spy-balloon-minister-1.6270130?cache=yes%3Fot%3DAjaxLayout
> > And you wonder why everyone laughs at your incompetence. If you're going to tat others, prepare to get titted in return.
> George Dance's "joke" falls as flat as his haircut. George Dance lacks imagination. We do not.

That's a fact!!

On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 11:40:31 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 1:07:38 PM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 6:53:15 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Monday, July 31, 2023 at 1:24:23 AM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 3:06:23 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 4:17:54 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, July 30, 2023 at 12:58:03 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > > > > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > > > > > news:65713aef-a74a-413e...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > > > > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a
> > > > > > > > speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly
> > > > > > > > stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has
> > > > > > > > thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement
> > > > > > > > and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > > > > > > To be fair, George isn't in Kentucky.
> > > > > > George Dance can't go to Kentucky. George Dance cannot enter the U.S.: bong, bong.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > <snicker>
> > > > > > Is it mean to laugh at George Dance? No.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > However, George Dance must know that something is wrong with him. Aside from the above diagnoses, we posit that "Harlow H. F., Dodsworth R.. O., & Harlow M. K. (1965). Total social isolation in monkeys. Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America" answers some of the questions that George Dance may have been wondering about himself and his inability to fit into society.
> > > > > > > --
> > > > > > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > > > > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> > > > > > Every day.
> > > > > We will have to go to Canada to investigate. We will bring a sock monkey for him to cuddle with/use as his support animal.
> > > > NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > > Not, not you! One made of wire and terry cloth, with a feeding tube. ("Oh no, Mr. Bill!") That's why George Dance is so latently attracted to you--he imagines the comfort of a monkey-doll-mother.
> > >
> > It's a good thing sockmonkeys don't eat, or I'd be losing my breakfast right now.
> Sockmonkeys have been proven to be excellent support animals. Think of all the motherless Canucks. They cannot snuggle up to a moose or an elk.

Sock monkeys have a long history it seems, predating Usenet troll social support...

A sock monkey is a stuffed toy made from socks fashioned in the likeness of a monkey. These stuffed animals are a mixture of folk art and kitsch in the cultures of the United States[1] and Canada. The typical sock monkey is brown and white with extra long limbs, a long tail and bright red lips. The animal may be adorned with additional ornamentation on its head or around its neck. The character has become part of popular culture and can be found in comic books and art.
Origin:
The sock monkey's most direct predecessors originated in the Victorian era, when the craze for imitation stuffed animals swept from Europe into North America and met the burgeoning Arts and Crafts movement. Craft makers began sewing stuffed animals as toys to comfort children, and, as tales of the Scramble for Africa increased the public's familiarity with exotic species, monkey toys soon became a fixture of American nurseries. Tales like Rudyard Kipling's The Jungle Book and Just So Stories inspired crafters to create toys that depicted exotic animals,[2] however these early stuffed monkeys were not necessarily made from socks, and also lacked the characteristic red lips of the sock monkeys popular today.

One reason why sock monkeys are popular is that sock monkeys are said to be good luck charms, and as a result, people offer sock monkeys as gifts. Sock monkeys have been given to patients in hospitals as a symbol of a quick recovery. They have been given to employees to relieve stress and sock monkeys have been sent to soldiers overseas to relieve homesickness.[11]

In February 2015, Jody Lewis of Bridgwater, Somerset UK, made the official Guinness world record for largest sock monkey made from individual socks. The sock monkey stands at 10 feet 5.59 inches.[12]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock_monkey

Now that's one hulkin' sock monkey, I like to see people muck with it.
Now the good luck bit will not do at all-- what I have especially in mind for Dunce will not be a comfort but will induce lunacy!
Goodbye Sock Monkey, Hello SOCKTOPUS! ... and dance to "Octopus' Garden," or curl up to some Lovecraftian Cthulhu bedtime stories with your new friend!
Instructables
https://www.instructables.com › Craft › Sewing

On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 8:54:08 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.

I'm glad to see you back to playing armchair neurologist again, NastyGoon. I hope you realize there's no such thing, and your thinking there is makes you look ridiculous.

On Saturday, August 5, 2023 at 1:21:17 AM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
> On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 8:54:08 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> I'm glad to see you back to playing armchair neurologist again, NastyGoon.. I hope you realize there's no such thing, and your thinking there is makes you look ridiculous.

Not as ridiculous as you not having a clue!
"...they who are least acquainted with the game are aptest to bark at everything that comes in their way." Thomas Rymer

On Saturday, August 5, 2023 at 8:55:04 AM UTC-4, Ash Wurthing wrote:
> On Saturday, August 5, 2023 at 1:21:17 AM UTC-4, George Dance wrote:
> > On Saturday, July 29, 2023 at 8:54:08 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > When the Senate minority leader recently froze mid-sentence during a speech, we were reminded of the several times George Dance abruptly stopped mid-sentence in a post. Just stopped. Dr. NancyGene has thoughts on that, but will wait for the official medical announcement and will send it as a courtesy to George Dance's witch doctor.
> > I'm glad to see you back to playing armchair neurologist again, NastyGoon. I hope you realize there's no such thing, and your thinking there is makes you look ridiculous.
> Not as ridiculous as you not having a clue!
> "...they who are least acquainted with the game are aptest to bark at everything that comes in their way." Thomas Rymer

How dense can one Dunce be?