Gee, this sounds familiar! ALL HAIL BENDERS!

"You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because.....
because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders

Ouch.

"Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives
Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what
'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders

Dreckster the Drama Queen makes a lifelong friend!

"Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
that happens." -M.H.Benders

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Friday, August 4, 2023 at 12:08:59 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Gee, this sounds familiar! ALL HAIL BENDERS!
>
> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because.....
> because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders
>
> Ouch.
>
> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives
> Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
> have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
> do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
> spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
> the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
> 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what
> 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders
>
> Dreckster the Drama Queen makes a lifelong friend!
>
> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
> back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
> hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
> that happens." -M.H.Benders
>
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

People don't change. Benders wanted someone to shoot Dockery! All Hail Benders!

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:d9f60240-41bf-43f5-92c8-98ff2b46eb55n@googlegroups.com:

> On Friday, August 4, 2023 at 12:08:59 AM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> Gee, this sounds familiar! ALL HAIL BENDERS!
>>
>> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
>> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
>> flood countless groups with this Spam
>> because...well,eh,...because.....
>
>> because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders
>>
>> Ouch.
>>
>> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
>> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
>> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
>> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
>> gives
>
>> Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
>> have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
>> do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
>> spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
>> the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
>> 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection
>> what
>
>> 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders
>>
>> Dreckster the Drama Queen makes a lifelong friend!
>>
>> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
>> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
>> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
>> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
>> coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
>> fuck, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
>> better place if that happens." -M.H.Benders
>>
> People don't change. Benders wanted someone to shoot Dockery! All
> Hail Benders!

This is where Dreckweasel goes on a spamming spree where he quotes the
posts where Benders was trolling him and saying nice things.

Doubling down on stupid is always on brand for Little Willie Douchebag.

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Thursday, August 3, 2023 at 8:08:59 PM UTC-4, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Gee, this sounds familiar! ALL HAIL BENDERS!
>
> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,eh,...because.....
> because you like to call yourself a poet." -M.H. Benders
>
> Ouch.
>
> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which gives
> Americans an even worse name than they already have. All spammers I
> have seen so far were all without a single exception Americans. Why
> do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they get the idea
> spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven right to pollute
> the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under the flag of
> 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or reflection what
> 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be." -M.H. Benders
>
> Dreckster the Drama Queen makes a lifelong friend!
>
> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps coming
> back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old fuck, and I
> hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a better place if
> that happens." -M.H.Benders
>
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

"Dockery was a mistake. Sorry. I was distracted by a platypus. Which was also a mistake." -- God Almighty, aka Him aka The Lord

Conley Brothers <conleybrothersband@gmail.com> wrote in
news:9432e78c-e70e-4f7a-a510-d29c5f5b523an@googlegroups.com:

> Years later Benders commented on what many believe to be the greatest
> trolling in Usenet History:
>
> On Sunday, November 7, 2021 at 3:16:48 PM UTC-5, Martijn Benders
> wrote:
>> No need to contact me, as I will reply here. William never emailed,
>> messaged or communicated to me in any other form in recent years so
>> he is trying to pull your leg. It saddens me he took the joke so
>> harshly and then ran with it as an actual project, even though the
>> poetry words were mine and the music was that of his musician
>> friends. I would certainly rethink doing it if I knew in advance how
>> many years he would spend wasting his time trying to prove he wasn't
>> tricked.
>>
>> https://www.martijnbenders.nl/
>

Excellent!

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

On Friday, August 4, 2023 at 4:19:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> Conley Brothers <conleybro...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:9432e78c-e70e-4f7a...@googlegroups.com:
> > Years later Benders commented on what many believe to be the greatest
> > trolling in Usenet History:
> >
> > On Sunday, November 7, 2021 at 3:16:48 PM UTC-5, Martijn Benders
> > wrote:
> >> No need to contact me, as I will reply here. William never emailed,
> >> messaged or communicated to me in any other form in recent years so
> >> he is trying to pull your leg. It saddens me he took the joke so
> >> harshly and then ran with it as an actual project, even though the
> >> poetry words were mine and the music was that of his musician
> >> friends. I would certainly rethink doing it if I knew in advance how
> >> many years he would spend wasting his time trying to prove he wasn't
> >> tricked.
> >>
> >> https://www.martijnbenders.nl/
> >
> Excellent!
Right on! Good find! Thanks for again setting the record straight.
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.