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2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?

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by: Cujo DeSockpuppet - Thu, 31 Aug 2023 23:19 UTC

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
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> 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone
> up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the
> tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?

I'm sure George The Town Drunk can organize a benefit show[1] which
should raise the 21 cents. So you just need the three numbers to the
left of the decimal point.

Handy Sandy can threaten to screech her heart out. Maybe we can hook up
a guest appearance of Martijn Benders! That would so totally fucking
rule. How about some steak dinner giveaways? The cheaper the better, of
course!

[1] Let's keep the Dreckster from caterwauling and it might work.

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

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by: NancyGene - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 10:54 UTC

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 11:19:48 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:562b87bb-4e52-4aa7...@googlegroups.com:
> > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone
> > up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the
> > tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> I'm sure George The Town Drunk can organize a benefit show[1] which
> should raise the 21 cents. So you just need the three numbers to the
> left of the decimal point.

Has the market been saturated for monkey-faced paintings? We see that Sulzbach has transitioned into Mexican-faced paintings of DirtNap Dave. Maybe a painting of Dockery as a Hispanic monkey would sell for a dollar or so?
>
> Handy Sandy can threaten to screech her heart out. Maybe we can hook up
> a guest appearance of Martijn Benders! That would so totally fucking
> rule. How about some steak dinner giveaways? The cheaper the better, of
> course!
Excellent fund-raising ideas, Cujo! We are sure that HandySandy will offer to lend a hand or two. Maybe Benders has another cross-cultural poem that Dockery could mumble and shout? Steak dinners (really large rat fillets) would bring in dollars. Add the surf portion (fresh-caught carp) for an extra 50 cents.
>
> [1] Let's keep the Dreckster from caterwauling and it might work.
Nothing but death would stop that. Actually, that's a great idea.
>
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

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by: ME - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 11:54 UTC

On Friday, 1 September 2023 at 06:54:28 UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 11:19:48 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > news:562b87bb-4e52-4aa7...@googlegroups.com:
> > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone
> > > up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the
> > > tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> > > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > I'm sure George The Town Drunk can organize a benefit show[1] which
> > should raise the 21 cents. So you just need the three numbers to the
> > left of the decimal point.
> Has the market been saturated for monkey-faced paintings? We see that Sulzbach has transitioned into Mexican-faced paintings of DirtNap Dave. Maybe a painting of Dockery as a Hispanic monkey would sell for a dollar or so?
> >
> > Handy Sandy can threaten to screech her heart out. Maybe we can hook up
> > a guest appearance of Martijn Benders! That would so totally fucking
> > rule. How about some steak dinner giveaways? The cheaper the better, of
> > course!
> Excellent fund-raising ideas, Cujo! We are sure that HandySandy will offer to lend a hand or two. Maybe Benders has another cross-cultural poem that Dockery could mumble and shout? Steak dinners (really large rat fillets) would bring in dollars. Add the surf portion (fresh-caught carp) for an extra 50 cents.
> >
> > [1] Let's keep the Dreckster from caterwauling and it might work.
> Nothing but death would stop that. Actually, that's a great idea.
> >
> > --
> > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

Why do you think Barfly is back….

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by: NancyGene - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 12:12 UTC

On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 11:54:25 AM UTC, ME wrote:
> On Friday, 1 September 2023 at 06:54:28 UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 11:19:48 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> > > NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> > > news:562b87bb-4e52-4aa7...@googlegroups.com:
> > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone
> > > > up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the
> > > > tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> > > > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > > I'm sure George The Town Drunk can organize a benefit show[1] which
> > > should raise the 21 cents. So you just need the three numbers to the
> > > left of the decimal point.
> > Has the market been saturated for monkey-faced paintings? We see that Sulzbach has transitioned into Mexican-faced paintings of DirtNap Dave. Maybe a painting of Dockery as a Hispanic monkey would sell for a dollar or so?
> > >
> > > Handy Sandy can threaten to screech her heart out. Maybe we can hook up
> > > a guest appearance of Martijn Benders! That would so totally fucking
> > > rule. How about some steak dinner giveaways? The cheaper the better, of
> > > course!
> > Excellent fund-raising ideas, Cujo! We are sure that HandySandy will offer to lend a hand or two. Maybe Benders has another cross-cultural poem that Dockery could mumble and shout? Steak dinners (really large rat fillets) would bring in dollars. Add the surf portion (fresh-caught carp) for an extra 50 cents.
> > >
> > > [1] Let's keep the Dreckster from caterwauling and it might work.
> > Nothing but death would stop that. Actually, that's a great idea.
> > >
> > > --
> > > "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> > > poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.
> Why do you think Barfly is back….

Ah, excellent deduction, ME! Barfly will sell all of his "paintings" and "books" and raise $5.

Why is it that David Dalton reminds us of Mack A. Damia?

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by: roach - Fri, 1 Sep 2023 12:23 UTC

On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?

leech off his brother

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by: Michael Pendragon - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 20:15 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brothers wrote:
> On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wrote:
> > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > leech off his brother
> That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's passing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.

I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven; thereby allowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.

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by: NancyGene - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 20:45 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brothers wrote:
> > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wrote:
> > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > > leech off his brother
> > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's passing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
> I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven; thereby allowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.

It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More DirtNap, please."

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by: Will Donkey - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 21:08 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brothers wrote:
> > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > > > leech off his brother
> > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's passing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
> > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven; thereby allowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.
> It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More DirtNap, please.."

I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!

Hee-Haw!

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by: NancyGene - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 21:23 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey wrote:
> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brothers wrote:
> > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > > > > leech off his brother
> > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's passing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
> > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven; thereby allowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.
> > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More DirtNap, please."
> I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
>
> Hee-Haw!
The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies, and Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.

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by: NancyGene - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 22:00 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:23:10 PM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey wrote:
> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brothers wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA have gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> > > > > > leech off his brother
> > > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's passing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
> > > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven; thereby allowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.
> > > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More DirtNap, please."
> > I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
> >
> > Hee-Haw!
> The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies, and Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.
Try the Seizure Salad too.

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by: Cujo DeSockpuppet - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 22:06 UTC

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:c7755c21-e7e9-433f-8582-198d30788f3cn@googlegroups.com:

> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey wrote:
>> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote
>:
>> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pendrag
> on wrote:
>> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brot
> hers wrote:
>> > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wro
> te:
>> > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGe
> ne wrote:
>> > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA
>> > > > > > have
> gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to
> the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
>> > > > > leech off his brother
>> > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's
>> > > > pass
> ing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
>> > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven;
>> > > thereby al
> lowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.
>> > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More DirtNap,
>> > plea
> se."
>> I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
>>
>> Hee-Haw!
> The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies, and
> Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.

We need a Parnello's FAQ!

Here's some questions!

1. How does someone get a Parnello's franchise?
2. Does it come with the secret recipes like the Tarzan pie?
3. Can the franchisee be assured their new store will be Donkey and
pissbum-free?

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

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by: NancyGene - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 22:14 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 10:06:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:c7755c21-e7e9-433f...@googlegroups.com:
> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey wrote:
> >> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote
> >:
> >> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pendrag
> > on wrote:
> >> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley Brot
> > hers wrote:
> >> > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach wro
> > te:
> >> > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, NancyGe
> > ne wrote:
> >> > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus, GA
> >> > > > > > have
> > gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give to
> > the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> >> > > > > leech off his brother
> >> > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps Dave's
> >> > > > pass
> > ing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
> >> > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven;
> >> > > thereby al
> > lowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a report.
> >> > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More DirtNap,
> >> > plea
> > se."
> >> I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
> >>
> >> Hee-Haw!
> > The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies, and
> > Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.
> We need a Parnello's FAQ!
>
> Here's some questions!
>
> 1. How does someone get a Parnello's franchise?
> 2. Does it come with the secret recipes like the Tarzan pie?
> 3. Can the franchisee be assured their new store will be Donkey and
> pissbum-free?
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

Excellent start! How about:
4. Is it okay if the owner has a criminal record?
5. Can the pie be DNA tested?

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by: Cujo DeSockpuppet - Sun, 3 Sep 2023 22:30 UTC

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
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> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 10:06:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:c7755c21-e7e9-433f...@googlegroups.com:
>> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey wro
> te:
>> >> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wr
> ote
>> >:
>> >> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pend
> rag
>> > on wrote:
>> >> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley B
> rot
>> > hers wrote:
>> >> > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach
> wro
>> > te:
>> >> > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, Nanc
> yGe
>> > ne wrote:
>> >> > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus,
>> >> > > > > > GA
>
>> >> > > > > > have
>> > gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give
>> > to
>
>> > the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
>> > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
>> >> > > > > leech off his brother
>> >> > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps
>> >> > > > Dave's
>
>> >> > > > pass
>> > ing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
>> >> > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven;
>> >> > > thereby al
>> > lowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a
>> > report.
>> >> > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More
>> >> > DirtNap,
>
>> >> > plea
>> > se."
>> >> I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
>> >>
>> >> Hee-Haw!
>> > The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies, and
>> > Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.
>> We need a Parnello's FAQ!
>>
>> Here's some questions!
>>
>> 1. How does someone get a Parnello's franchise?
>> 2. Does it come with the secret recipes like the Tarzan pie?
>> 3. Can the franchisee be assured their new store will be Donkey and
>> pissbum-free?

> Excellent start! How about:
> 4. Is it okay if the owner has a criminal record?
> 5. Can the pie be DNA tested?
6. Is it OK to sell the Barfly pie to minors?
7. Do I have to deliver a dead cat along with each Pickles pie?
--
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poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

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by: NancyGene - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 10:08 UTC

On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 10:30:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:beaaa7ef-3d9e-43ce...@googlegroups.com:
> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 10:06:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> > wrote:
> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
> >> news:c7755c21-e7e9-433f...@googlegroups.com:
> >> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey wro
> > te:
> >> >> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wr
> > ote
> >> >:
> >> >> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael Pend
> > rag
> >> > on wrote:
> >> >> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conley B
> > rot
> >> > hers wrote:
> >> >> > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roach
> > wro
> >> > te:
> >> >> > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, Nanc
> > yGe
> >> > ne wrote:
> >> >> > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive, Columbus,
> >> >> > > > > > GA
> >
> >> >> > > > > > have
> >> > gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to give
> >> > to
> >
> >> > the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
> >> > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
> >> >> > > > > leech off his brother
> >> >> > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps
> >> >> > > > Dave's
> >
> >> >> > > > pass
> >> > ing and still collects his nut check just like he did with Millie.
> >> >> > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven;
> >> >> > > thereby al
> >> > lowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a
> >> > report.
> >> >> > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More
> >> >> > DirtNap,
> >
> >> >> > plea
> >> > se."
> >> >> I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
> >> >>
> >> >> Hee-Haw!
> >> > The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies, and
> >> > Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.
> >> We need a Parnello's FAQ!
> >>
> >> Here's some questions!
> >>
> >> 1. How does someone get a Parnello's franchise?
> >> 2. Does it come with the secret recipes like the Tarzan pie?
> >> 3. Can the franchisee be assured their new store will be Donkey and
> >> pissbum-free?
> > Excellent start! How about:
> > 4. Is it okay if the owner has a criminal record?
> > 5. Can the pie be DNA tested?
> 6. Is it OK to sell the Barfly pie to minors?
> 7. Do I have to deliver a dead cat along with each Pickles pie?
8. What is the minimum/maximum amount of public hair allowed/required on each pie?
9. Do the delivery drivers have to be sober?
10. Are flies categorized as extra meat on an order?
> --
> "I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
> poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

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by: Cujo DeSockpuppet - Mon, 4 Sep 2023 13:07 UTC

NancyGene <nancygene.andjayme@gmail.com> wrote in
news:6c32442b-8ebb-4f40-8275-d557e16beeffn@googlegroups.com:

> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 10:30:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpuppet
> wrote:
>> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> news:beaaa7ef-3d9e-43ce...@googlegroups.com:
>> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 10:06:53 PM UTC, Cujo DeSockpup
> pet
>> > wrote:
>> >> NancyGene <nancygene...@gmail.com> wrote in
>> >> news:c7755c21-e7e9-433f...@googlegroups.com:
>> >> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 9:08:39 PM UTC, Will Donkey
> wro
>> > te:
>> >> >> On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 4:45:27 PM UTC-4, NancyGene
> wr
>> > ote
>> >> >:
>> >> >> > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 8:15:47 PM UTC, Michael P
> end
>> > rag
>> >> > on wrote:
>> >> >> > > On Sunday, September 3, 2023 at 2:55:26 AM UTC-4, Conle
> y B
>> > rot
>> >> > hers wrote:
>> >> >> > > > On Friday, September 1, 2023 at 8:23:47 AM UTC-4, roa
> ch
>> > wro
>> >> > te:
>> >> >> > > > > On Thursday, August 31, 2023 at 2:35:00 PM UTC-7, N
> anc
>> > yGe
>> >> > ne wrote:
>> >> >> > > > > > 2023 property taxes at 1681 Forestside Drive,
>> >> >> > > > > > Columbus,
>
>> >> >> > > > > > GA
>> >
>> >> >> > > > > > have
>> >> > gone up! What else can he sell to come up with the $850.21 to
>> >> > give
>
>> >> > to
>> >
>> >> > the tax commissioner? His hair? Certainly not his book. Sarah's
>> >> > cleavage? Catbutt soup? DirtNap Dave emulsion?
>> >> >> > > > > leech off his brother
>> >> >> > > > That's the word around town. He never reported Dirtnaps
>> >> >> > > > Dave's
>> >
>> >> >> > > > pass
>> >> > ing and still collects his nut check just like he did with
>> >> > Millie.
>
>> >> >> > > I heard that he cremated DirtNap in Parnello's pizza oven;
>> >> >> > > thereby al
>> >> > lowing him to dispose of the corpse without having to make a
>> >> > report.
>> >> >> > It also provided more ingredients for the "Extras." "More
>> >> >> > DirtNap,
>> >
>> >> >> > plea
>> >> > se."
>> >> >> I'll take a DirtNap with anchovies!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Hee-Haw!
>> >> > The Parnello's DirtNap Dave Special has extra Dave, anchovies,
>> >> > and
>
>> >> > Cheese Whiz. Serves one Donkey or two pissbums.
>> >> We need a Parnello's FAQ!
>> >>
>> >> Here's some questions!
>> >>
>> >> 1. How does someone get a Parnello's franchise?
>> >> 2. Does it come with the secret recipes like the Tarzan pie?
>> >> 3. Can the franchisee be assured their new store will be Donkey
>> >> and pissbum-free?
>> > Excellent start! How about:
>> > 4. Is it okay if the owner has a criminal record?
>> > 5. Can the pie be DNA tested?
>> 6. Is it OK to sell the Barfly pie to minors?
>> 7. Do I have to deliver a dead cat along with each Pickles pie?
> 8. What is the minimum/maximum amount of public hair allowed/required
> on each pie?
> 9. Do the delivery drivers have to be sober?
> 10. Are flies categorized as extra meat on an order?

11. Does the Drunken Pissbum pie come with bad art on the box?
12. Does the Benders pie come with a hook, line and sinker?

--
"I've been writing poetry for nearly fifty years, rest assured it's a
poem, Pendragon." - Will Dockery demonstrating why he's a douchebag.

Subject	Author
Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	Cujo DeSockpuppet
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	ME
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	roach
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	Michael Pendragon
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	Will Donkey
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	Cujo DeSockpuppet
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	Cujo DeSockpuppet
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	NancyGene
Re: Question of the Year: How will Dockery pay $850.21 in property taxes?	Cujo DeSockpuppet