General-Zod wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>>> Published on Sep 30, 2013

>>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall

>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue

>>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12

>>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12

>> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.

>> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.

>> In other words, they can't.

>> HTH and HAND.

> Again... good read...!

Good morning my friend, indeed it was.

🙂

Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>> Published on Sep 30, 2013

>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall

>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue

>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12

>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12

> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.

> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.

> In other words, they can't.

> HTH and HAND.

Cool issue, Doc...!

Will Dockery wrote:

> General-Zod wrote:

>> Will Dockery wrote:

>>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>>>> Published on Sep 30, 2013

>>>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall

>>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue

>>>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12

>>>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12

>>> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.

>>> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.

>>> In other words, they can't.

>>> HTH and HAND.

>> This was one fine zine, they used my art a few times.....

> I remember those, good issues.

They seems rare...!

On Thursday, October 19, 2023 at 4:30:17 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > General-Zod wrote:
> >> Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >>>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
>
> >>>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
>
> >>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>
> >>>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
>
> >>>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
>
> >>> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
>
> >>> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
>
> >>> In other words, they can't.
>
> >>> HTH and HAND.
> >> This was one fine zine, they used my art a few times.....
>
>
> > I remember those, good issues.
>
>
> They seems rare...!

I don't doubt it.

People don't save fish wrap.

-- Michael Pendragon
"I love how you lap up my splooge, General Stooge.
You couldn't be sweeter if you was my cooze.
My willie is small, and my moobs are quite huge
But you gulp down my jizz just like booze."
(from The Shadowville Mythos: Ode to My Slurp-puppet, by Will Donkey)

General-Zod wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:

>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>>> Published on Sep 30, 2013

>>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall

>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue

>>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12

>>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12

>> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.

>> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.

>> In other words, they can't.

>> HTH and HAND.

> This was one fine zine, they used my art a few times.....

Several times.

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 10:55:19 AM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> General-Zod wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
>
> >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
>
> >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>
> >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
>
> >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
>
> >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
>
> >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
>
> >> In other words, they can't.
>
> >> HTH and HAND.
>
> > This was one fine zine, they used my art a few times.....
> Several times.

Fish wrap.

Michael Pendragon
“Oh, don't be silly.
Dockery's trademark is a turd with a liplock on it.
(You've seen his other ‘drawings.’ It only /looks like/ he's
sucking cock.)”
-- Dennis M. Hammes on Will Dockery.

General-Zod wrote:

> Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>>> Published on Sep 30, 2013

>>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall

>>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue

>>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12

>>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12

>> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.

>> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.

>> In other words, they can't.

>> HTH and HAND.

> Again... good read...!

Hello there, thanks again for the nod.

😃

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 12:00:16 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> General-Zod wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >>
> >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
>
> >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
>
> >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>
> >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
>
> >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
>
> >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
>
> >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
>
> >> In other words, they can't.
>
> >> HTH and HAND.
>
>
> > Again... good read...!
> Hello there, thanks again for the nod.
>
> 😃

How do you calculate the circulation of a free periodical?

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 12:00:16 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> General-Zod wrote:
>
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> >>
> >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
>
> >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
>
> >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>
> >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
>
> >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
>
> >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
>
> >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
>
> >> In other words, they can't.
>
> >> HTH and HAND.
>
>
> > Again... good read...!
> Hello there, thanks again for the nod.
>
> 😃

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 1:59:41 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 12:00:16 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> > General-Zod wrote:
> >
> > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> >
> > >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> >
> > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >
> > >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> >
> > >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> >
> > >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> >
> > >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> >
> > >> In other words, they can't.
> >
> > >> HTH and HAND.
> >
> >
> > > Again... good read...!
> > Hello there, thanks again for the nod.
> >
> > 😃
> How do you calculate the circulation of a free periodical?

By the number of fresh fish sold in the area where it's distributed.

Michael Pendragon
"I do go in for the childish name-calling."
-- Will Dockery in a rare moment of self-acknowledgement

Will Dockery wrote:
>
>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>> Published on Sep 30, 2013

>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall

>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue

>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12

>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12

> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.

> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.

> In other words, they can't.

> HTH and HAND.

And... I see that Penhead continues his jealous whining... ha ha.

That is all.

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 2:55:13 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 1:59:41 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 12:00:16 PM UTC-4, W.Dockery wrote:
> > > General-Zod wrote:
> > >
> > > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> > >
> > > >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> > >
> > > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > >
> > > >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> > >
> > > >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> > >
> > > >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> > >
> > > >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> > >
> > > >> In other words, they can't.
> > >
> > > >> HTH and HAND.
> > >
> > >
> > > > Again... good read...!
> > > Hello there, thanks again for the nod.
> > >
> > > 😃
> > How do you calculate the circulation of a free periodical?
> By the number of fresh fish sold in the area where it's distributed.
>
>
> Michael Pendragon
> "I do go in for the childish name-calling."
> -- Will Dockery in a rare moment of self-acknowledgement

I think it only fair to factor in all of the Dharma Bums that used a copy to wipe their Dharma bums.

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:16:48 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 2:55:13 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > > >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> > > >
> > > > >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> > > >
> > > > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > >
> > > > >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> > > >
> > > > >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> > > >
> > > > >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> > > >
> > > > >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> > > >
> > > > >> In other words, they can't.
>
> I think it only fair to factor in all of the Dharma Bums

There are more Kerouac fans out there than you probably understand... ha ha..

That is all.

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:21:34 PM UTC-4, Faraway Star wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 4:16:48 PM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 2:55:13 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> >
> > > > > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > > > >>> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> > > > >
> > > > > >>> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> > > > >
> > > > > >>> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > > >
> > > > > >>> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> > > > >
> > > > > >>> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> > > > >
> > > > > >> Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> > > > >
> > > > > >> None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> > > > >
> > > > > >> In other words, they can't.
> >
> > I think it only fair to factor in all of the Dharma Bums that used a copy to wipe their Dharma bums.
> There are more Kerouac fans out there than you probably understand... ha ha.
>
> That is all.

There you have it, folks! Straight from the Shitstain's toothless mouth!

Kerouac fans used Will Donkey's poetry to wipe the butts.

Michael Pendragon
"I stink, therefore I am."
(fœtor, ergo sum.)
-- Stinky George Sulzbach stinking up a famous quotation by René Descartes.

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 3:10:17 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> Will Dockery wrote:
> >
> >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >> Published on Sep 30, 2013
>
> >> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
>
> >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
>
> >> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
>
> >> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
>
> > Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
>
> > None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
>
> > In other words, they can't.
>
> > HTH and HAND.
> And... I see that Penhead continues his jealous whining... ha ha.
>
> That is all.

I'm sure that will continue for some time to come.

😃

On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 7:24:03 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 3:10:17 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> > Will Dockery wrote:
> > >
> > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > >> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> >
> > >> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> >
> > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> >
> > >> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> >
> > >> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> >
> > > Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> >
> > > None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> >
> > > In other words, they can't.

Whatever gets you through the night.

On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 3:23:18 AM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 7:24:03 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 3:10:17 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > >
> > > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > >> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> > >
> > > >> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> > >
> > > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > >
> > > >> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> > >
> > > >> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> > >
> > > > Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> > >
> > > > None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> > >
> > > > In other words, they can't.
> Whatever gets you through the night.

Likewise, whatever gets /you/ through the night.

As Lennon put it:

https://youtu.be/6lFTD9O-XMw?si=YLtb8KxacrkzTtSi

On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 8:42:07 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 3:23:18 AM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 7:24:03 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 3:10:17 PM UTC-4, General-Zod wrote:
> > > > Will Dockery wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > > >> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> > > >
> > > > >> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> > > >
> > > > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > >
> > > > >> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> > > >
> > > > >> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> > > >
> > > > > Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> > > >
> > > > > None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> > > >
> > > > > In other words, they can't.
> > Whatever gets you through the night.
> Likewise, whatever gets /you/ through the night.
>
> As Lennon put it:
>
> https://youtu.be/6lFTD9O-XMw?si=YLtb8KxacrkzTtSi

My impression is that you've (ab)used whatever forums were available to force your "poetry," videos, etc., down everybody's throats -- with predictable results.

You wrote a monthly column (a.k.a., filler) in a free local listings paper because such papers are desperate for content and will take anything they can get.

You "hosted" a public access tv show because anyone can use public access tv.

You spam you poetry/videos to various internet platforms like youtube, FB, instagram, reverbnation, pinterest, & co., because they are free for everyone to use.

And you spam post your poetry here, because AAPC is an unmoderated Usenet group and can't stop you from doing so.

After approximately half a century of spamming your poetry through various media platforms, you're still a miserable failure.

Several people have deemed your poetry to be "unspeakable shit," and everyone this side of the Chattahoochee pissbum "camp" wishes you would go away and die.

That you actually believe having a monthly column in a local listings rag is a grand accomplishment only shows how little you know about the publishing world. That's the sort of publication most writers would be embarrassed to include in the resumes/author bios.

If you want to impress anyone here, have one of your poems published in a respected poetry journal like "Poetry Magazine," "The American Poetry Review," "Ploughshares," "The Paris Review," "Granta," or one from your home state, the "Georgia Review."

The "Playgrounds" local listings paper doesn't mean squat in literary circles.

Until such time (and, indeed, after it), I advise you to stop spamming your "unspeakable shit" here. You're only making other poets and publishers detest you -- and the negative comments you constantly receive only serve to cement your reputation as the world's all-time worst poet.

As always, HtH & HAND

-- Michael Pendragon

I AM THE SHITSTAIN

The shit runs
down my legs
Deep and black
last night's dumpster fare
rancid tuna
....I am the reason
you pinch your nostrils
I am
the shitstain.

-- George J. "Shitstain" Sulzbach III

https://imgur.com/gallery/bMGm5SM

On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 8:42:07 AM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
> On Wednesday, October 25, 2023 at 3:23:18 AM UTC-4, Robert Burrows wrote:
> > On Tuesday, October 24, 2023 at 7:24:03 PM UTC-4, Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > > >> Published on Sep 30, 2013
> > > >
> > > > >> https://issuu.com/willdockery/docs/102013playgroundsall
> > > >
> > > > >> Playgrounds Magazine / October 2013 issue
> > > >
> > > > >> "To The Magic Store" is on Page 12
> > > >
> > > > >> "Swamp Street Exile", a poem by Will Dockery is on Page 12
> > > >
> > > > > Click the link and see for yourself, a monthly column I wrote for nearly twenty years.
> > > >
> > > > > None on this poetry group have stepped forward to top it, for obvious reasons.
> > > >
> > > > > In other words, they can't.
> > Whatever gets you through the night.
> Likewise, whatever gets /you/ through the night.
>
> As Lennon put it:
>
> https://youtu.be/6lFTD9O-XMw?si=YLtb8KxacrkzTtSi

A fave from both John Lennon and Elton John...!