On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level).. Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book......"
> > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up..
> > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
>

On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book......"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> >
> Thanks, NancyGene.
>
> Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.

On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard..
> > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > >
> > Thanks, NancyGene.
> >
> > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.

On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > >
> > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > >
> > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > >
> > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> No word from Stinky (see above).

On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention.. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot.. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > >
> > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > >
> > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far.... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > >
> > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > No word from Stinky (see above).
> Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
>
Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.

On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 9:38:33 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does.. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > >
> > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > >
> > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> >
> Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
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On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does.. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > >
> > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > >
> > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> >
> Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.

On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True.....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > >
> > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.

On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True.....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > >
> > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.

On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur..com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur..com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > >
> > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.

On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 8:05:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> God, I hope so!
>
> I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
>
> Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
>

On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.

On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
>
> > God, I hope so!
> >
> > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> >
> > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
And his trash has been composted!

On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur..com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> >
> > > God, I hope so!
> > >
> > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > >
> > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> And his trash has been composted!

On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > >
> > > > God, I hope so!
> > > >
> > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > >
> > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > And his trash has been composted!
> His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
Not *that's* poetic justice for you!

On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once.... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > >
> > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > >
> > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > And his trash has been composted!
> > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> Now *that's* poetic justice for you!

On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South..”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > >
> > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
>
> No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
>

On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 10:23:41 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> >
> > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> >
> As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
>
> IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
>

On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> >
> > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> >
> As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.

On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie..... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com.. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> > >
> > > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> > >
> > As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
> Pickles stole a lot and didn't put quotation marks on what he stole. Since he was a Fake Jew, he thought that was okay. He checked with George Dance to be sure.
> >
> > IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
> We wonder who paid his Internet bills? He ran out of old ladies to swindle.
He was shacked up with the Waving Man at the end of his life. When Mr. Tozer went out to wave at cars, Pickles made use of his computer.

On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:51:21 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around.. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie..... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True.....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long..
> > > > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> > > >
> > > > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> > > >
> > > As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
> > Pickles stole a lot and didn't put quotation marks on what he stole. Since he was a Fake Jew, he thought that was okay. He checked with George Dance to be sure.
> > >
> > > IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
> > We wonder who paid his Internet bills? He ran out of old ladies to swindle.
> He was shacked up with the Waving Man at the end of his life. When Mr. Tozer went out to wave at cars, Pickles made use of his computer.

On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 10:51:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:51:21 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True.....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates..com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > > > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> > > > >
> > > > > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> > > > >
> > > > As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
> > > Pickles stole a lot and didn't put quotation marks on what he stole. Since he was a Fake Jew, he thought that was okay. He checked with George Dance to be sure.
> > > >
> > > > IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
> > > We wonder who paid his Internet bills? He ran out of old ladies to swindle.
> > He was shacked up with the Waving Man at the end of his life. When Mr. Tozer went out to wave at cars, Pickles made use of his computer.
> Pickles gravitated to nut cases and they to him. Peas in a pod/crazies in the same groups. Was Pickles visiting Jewish porn sites on Mr. Tozer's computer?
No. Pickles was strictly into pedo porn.

On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 5:46:36 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 10:51:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:51:21 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > > > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > > > > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
> > > > Pickles stole a lot and didn't put quotation marks on what he stole.. Since he was a Fake Jew, he thought that was okay. He checked with George Dance to be sure.
> > > > >
> > > > > IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
> > > > We wonder who paid his Internet bills? He ran out of old ladies to swindle.
> > > He was shacked up with the Waving Man at the end of his life. When Mr.. Tozer went out to wave at cars, Pickles made use of his computer.
> > Pickles gravitated to nut cases and they to him. Peas in a pod/crazies in the same groups. Was Pickles visiting Jewish porn sites on Mr. Tozer's computer?
> No. Pickles was strictly into pedo porn.
>

On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 5:46:36 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 10:51:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:51:21 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence..
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > > > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > > > > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> > > > > >
> > > > > As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
> > > > Pickles stole a lot and didn't put quotation marks on what he stole.. Since he was a Fake Jew, he thought that was okay. He checked with George Dance to be sure.
> > > > >
> > > > > IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
> > > > We wonder who paid his Internet bills? He ran out of old ladies to swindle.
> > > He was shacked up with the Waving Man at the end of his life. When Mr.. Tozer went out to wave at cars, Pickles made use of his computer.
> > Pickles gravitated to nut cases and they to him. Peas in a pod/crazies in the same groups. Was Pickles visiting Jewish porn sites on Mr. Tozer's computer?
> No. Pickles was strictly into pedo porn.

On Monday, December 11, 2023 at 4:34:00 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 5:46:36 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 10:51:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Sunday, December 10, 2023 at 7:51:21 AM UTC+3:30, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Saturday, December 9, 2023 at 10:11:04 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > On Friday, December 8, 2023 at 12:23:41 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 9:11:37 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, December 7, 2023 at 10:09:33 AM UTC+12, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 9:20:55 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, December 6, 2023 at 3:12:16 AM UTC+2, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, December 5, 2023 at 8:18:33 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, December 4, 2023 at 4:05:16 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 9:49:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, December 3, 2023 at 2:45:02 PM UTC+13, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, December 1, 2023 at 6:27:30 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, December 2, 2023 at 3:38:33 AM UTC+13, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 6:01:08 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 30, 2023 at 4:16:18 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 29, 2023 at 4:27:23 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 11:16:10 PM UTC+7, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 28, 2023 at 8:25:27 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 8:36:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 11:07:53 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 27, 2023 at 5:40:19 AM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 8:32:53 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 4:22:01 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 1:54:37 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 26, 2023 at 12:57:12 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 4:28:12 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 12:26:13 PM UTC-8, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, November 25, 2023 at 11:09:13 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 2:31:17 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 9:26:22 AM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, November 24, 2023 at 5:57:54 AM UTC+3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, November 23, 2023 at 2:50:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 10:52:28 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 1:55:34 PM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, November 22, 2023 at 12:33:30 AM UTC-5, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:22:39 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 2:38:50 PM UTC-3, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, November 21, 2023 at 8:21:16 AM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 4:25:07 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, November 20, 2023 at 12:48:21 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 7:09:16 PM UTC-5, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 3:35:38 PM UTC-5, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, November 19, 2023 at 11:49:31 AM UTC-8, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We've been over this before, but you don't seem to have understood.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A Certain Music
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It's really very simple to turn this into an actual sentence: all you have to do is add a "The" to the beginning and toss in a verb.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is in the Ilya Shambat school of using no articles.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tarzan god of Fragmentists!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Magnolia" is only capitalized when it's a name.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder if the Donkey ever really walks outside and looks around. He doesn't seem at one with Nature.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course he does. He always searches his yard for the perfect spot to dig his daily hole.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: I suppose you don't just hold it?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: No. I let it out just like everybody else does.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: Well, to pee, you just go out back and pee.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > INTERVIEWER: How about to poop?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WILL DOCKERY: For that, you dig a hole. Then you poop into the hole and cover it up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This is neither a sentence, nor even a complete thought.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It would, however, work as a *part* of the previous sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The sweet smell
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of magnolia
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > is in the air
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > as I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > by an old church
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > under a canopy
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of Spanish moss.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course your adjectives could be a little more imaginative, but at least it's no longer chimpspeak.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As previously noted, magnolias blossom neither in the Autumn nor at night, but God forbid you ever take the trouble to have your poetry make sense.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My memories
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > like the leaves
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > around me
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > rustle through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > my thoughts tonight.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ignoring the obvious fact that you lifted this from "Cats," memories are thoughts and would find it extremely difficult to rustle through themselves.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Was "Cats" ever a comic book?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, but they were probably parodied in "MAD."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I stroll
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with good cheer
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > in this
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No, you don't.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You stroll in a park, down a lane and through a balmy autumn night.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > However, the entire passage is pointless, dull, and should be dropped.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The entire Donkey is pointless, dull and should be dropped (on his head), which he probably was.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dropping babies on their head is a Dockery family tradition.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > At peace at last
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > First off, you need to separate the two sentence fragments with something stronger than a line break.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Secondly, you need to expand them into something resembling a sentence.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I am
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace at last;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > at peace
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > with the past.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course it's trite and unimaginative and the random rap-style rhyme only draws attention to itself in a very negative way.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Let's take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > take it down
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to sea level.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The should be some punctuation separating the sentence and its accompanying fragment.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > to a new level;
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Although it's unclear who the speaker is addressing at this point, or what "sea level" has to do with any of the above.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > When the glaciers melt, Columbus, GA (Gooberville) will be under water (at 243 feet above sea level). Megalodons will feast on fat and gristle. Unless pissbums can walk on water, there will be no river or river walk.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > There must be a more immediate solution.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Couldn't we just dynamite a dam or something?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I walk
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > through
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > smoke and fog
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > following
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > a certain music.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where did the smoke and fog come from on this balmy autumn night?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Bum camp fire.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Damn autocorrect!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey meant to write "Where did the smoke and fog come from on this bummy autumn night?"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Donkey Dictionary defines "Bummy night" as "one of those nights when Will rambles aimlessly (a la 'Shambles') into the local hobo camp for a gang bang."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It is also defined as one of those cloudless, moonless, foggy, shining, rainy, windy, spring/winter days when it was both dry and humid and smoke curled around his toes (through the holes in his ancient shoes).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Michael Pendragon
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Well, most kids from my era were getting it on by that age (13-14) or even earlier, myself included, but with each other, folks of a similar age… True, we do things somewhat differently down South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- Will Dockery, on the normalcy of sex with adolescents “down South.”
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur.com/gallery/rtvGMMt
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Do you suppose he stole DirtNap Dave's shoes before DND met his last bonfire?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He stripped old DirtNap of everything he'd ever owned... including his Life Aquatic bum cap.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's a movie that DND never saw, along with his disability check.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does any Dockery ever watch a movie when they don't know how to read?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Neither one of them can see either, judging by their posts.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "A favorite movie.... I read it like a comic book....."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -- George "Stink" Sulzbach
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I guess they have to have the Stinkbum there to read it to them.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits read the movie and interpret it for the audience.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those are some talented tits!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sarah's donkey tits also do sign language for political speeches. It's all in the muscle tone and keeps the audience's attention. She has even tried to use her tits for the Star Spangled Banner before baseball games, but they kept knocking (knockering?) out the players.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Dunce should consider using her if he ever runs for public office again.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Those tits have a lot of mileage on them and may have dry rot. Also, everyone has seen them by now.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will Donkey: https://imgur.com/gallery/dpR2ESh
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George: https://imgur.com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Nuff said.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Welcome to Ripley's "Pathetic but True....!!"
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach attempted to recapture his drug, alcohol, and Bharma Dum destroyed youth by putting shoe polish in his beard.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Waste of a life and shoe polish.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The shoe polish was found in a dumpster, so it's really only the waste of a life.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is he looking for other colors in other containers, so he can be a real-life Penny, with a different color beard every day? "George's beard was a Navy Blue beard."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George will try anything once... or for two cents and up.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur..com/a/Foxnrzx
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://imgur..com/a/7c0WITn
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pathetic but True....!!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Someone should send those pictures to George Sulzbach's high school, to show them the product they turned out.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yearbook.com!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Even they have standards and would have to include a warning to sensitive viewers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You wouldn't happen to know what high school Stinky attended, by any chance?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As a matter of fact, we do: Grand Island High School, Grand Island, NY. He actually graduated from high school (1977, supposedly). There is a yearbook picture of George Sulzbach around somewhere, and it was the last time he was clean.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thanks, NancyGene.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky George says he is proud to be a Bharma Dum, outdoorsman, and retiree. He should have no objections to having his recent shoe polish and blue tarp photos appear there.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Maybe his old girlfriend there will see the pictures and know that she dodged a bullet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > George has started an account at classmates.com. Only one photo so far... but I suspect it's a work in progress.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of course, I'll refrain from posting them until tonight to allow Stinky G time to voice his objections (on the off-chance that he's actually ashamed of his current status).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Has he replied? We assume that he is well into his twelfth bottle of wine for the day.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > No word from Stinky (see above).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Excellent! We hope that Mr. Donkey has posted too, at Classmates.com, the flattering picture of him holding up his phone, which illustrates his 12 inch long legs. George Sulzbach is still enjoying his case of wine that he hijacked from the liquor truck.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stinky's too puny to hijack anything. He gets enough nickels to buy a bottle of Ripple for every 100 cans/bottles he collects.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He's wiry and can slip through "cracks." What will he do when people move on from aluminum cans? Work doesn't seem to be something he chooses.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unless they're abandoning aluminum production in the foreseeable future, he'll be long gone.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Is 2024 going to be his year? Will it be trains, buses or bum-on-bum violence? Natural causes is a possibility too, since he is looking gray and sickly.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > God, I hope so!
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I can't imagine how he's managed to hold on for this long.
> > > > > > > > > > > George Sulzbach is running on anti-freeze. It is always a good time for pissbums to freeze over and crack.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > Pick may have had his bad qualities (many, many bad qualities), but at least he had the courtesy to croak on time.
> > > > > > > > > > > We would have wished for a croaking that came about sooner, but he did go without a last diatribe. His Maker nailed him.
> > > > > > > > > > And his trash has been composted!
> > > > > > > > > His monograph on all things has been torn apart by rabid pigs and eaten by infidels.
> > > > > > > > Now *that's* poetic justice for you!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > No one would ever read it, even if he had lived, which thankfully, he did not. Those parts of the "monograph" that he quoted on AAPC and other groups were the product of a deranged and deluded mind. The Fake Jew got chewed.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > As far as I could tell, it was a compilation of quotes that had no logical connection apart from having either been made by someone who was Jewish, or about the Jewish people and/or Judaism.
> > > > > Pickles stole a lot and didn't put quotation marks on what he stole. Since he was a Fake Jew, he thought that was okay. He checked with George Dance to be sure.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > IOW: It was basically the written equivalent of a Google search for "Jewish."
> > > > > We wonder who paid his Internet bills? He ran out of old ladies to swindle.
> > > > He was shacked up with the Waving Man at the end of his life. When Mr. Tozer went out to wave at cars, Pickles made use of his computer.
> > > Pickles gravitated to nut cases and they to him. Peas in a pod/crazies in the same groups. Was Pickles visiting Jewish porn sites on Mr. Tozer's computer?
> > No. Pickles was strictly into pedo porn.
> Didn't he mention having a pedometer, or was that Will?
Probably Pick. Will doesn't look like he walks much.