On Tuesday, May 5, 2009 at 12:16:16 PM UTC-4, Mistah Charlie wrote:
> Fokes, in his Playboy interview, which is his own words, straight from
> his own mouth, sittin beside the woman (mutha to his chile, insprashim
> to his songs, masta to his pupil) he dearly loved, John has lotsa
> wondafull momints. Like my all time fave, "Fuck you brotha and
> sista!!" But theirs lotsa other good ones...like the one where he
> esposes Darwan as a fake and a frod. "We din't come from no goddam
> monkeys!!! We came from FISH!!" so much fer firkin science!! Them's
> John's words and that's IT.
> So the question then becomes, What KIND of freakin fish did we come
> from?? What kind o fish did YOU usta be?? If we was cat's, it would
> be easy. Cuz they usta be catfish. And dogs usta be dogfish
> naturaly. But last time ole MC checkered, their was no such friggin
> THING as a goddam MANFISH!! (Annif their was, I sure as heck never
> cottim. Cuz like, if I caught a fish, and then he start talkin to me
> in English, I'd ploppim back in the ole goddang drink!! I'd say "Your
> off the hook lil buddy. Now go forf and ebolbe. Mebbe next time I
> see's ya, ya'll be a fully blowed man, with two dicks and a cock!!)
> Anyways, I been wondrin and thinkin, what kind o fish did I usta be??
> Then it donned on me. I musta been a Big Mouth Bass!! Cuz, as you
> can see from how offins I post, I got one helluva big freakin mouth!!
> And why bass?? Well, cuz it rhymes with ass, and as you can prolly
> imagines, I got myself one great big wobbly ass but. Also as you may
> or may not know, I love the Yoke, and she got quite a biggole dumpy
> pair o buttocks herself.
> Nuff said

Whatever happened to this loveable village idiot?