On Friday, August 15, 2008 at 1:02:26 PM UTC-4, M C hammered wrote:
> Now fokes, to some this may seem a no-brainer (and it's a good thing
> too...all my reefer smoking has led to serious damage of the frontal
> globe :)...after all the Beatles broke up nearly two decades ago while
> the Yoke is still goin strong...in fact, when I look at her face, her
> shiny black hair, her unblemished complexion, her unlined neck, I feel
> she looks much like a woman in her twenties...which is what allows her
> to keep up her prolicified output...along with help from Sean (quite
> a macho and well shaven young man I might add) and insprashins from
> Johns spirit visions..
> So many will feel as many offen do, that the Yoke is who they liseen
> to more offens, specially with all her latest number #1's...see when
> the Yoke first released her stuff it was way to "far out" for most
> people, even those of us on drugs :)But times have changed, we've
> gotten more learned more sphisticated if you will, it's now the space
> age, and we're ready fer the Yoke...
> Now dont get me wrong...Im sayin I can finally preciate the Yoke...not
> that I friggin understand her or nuthin. It's impossible for a man to
> ever understand a women.. after all they dont even have penises fer
> goodness sakes! They got sumfun else the pee comes outta...cant
> member what its called...prolly cuz I never really seed one..cept fer
> the Yokes on the cover of Two Virgi ns fer Godsakes! And it just
> looks like a big ole ball a friggin hair fer Godsakes! Unwashed and
> no doubt wet from all the Yokes pee.....
> And its specially hard ta frickin Oriental one fer Godsakes! They
> come from far away, eaten rice and mushi (raw fish) and egg roels and
> what not...
> So if the Yoke ever pays ya a visit....be sure to hide the freakin
> Goldfish!

I wonder if anyone really listens to 'the Yoke' for pleasure.