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How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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On Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 13:00:29 UTC+11, Pluted Pup wrote:
> On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....gmail.com wrote:
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> > And the answer is not 137.
> >
> > Ray Hall, Taree
> I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
> they seem.

It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in, and one not to screw a bulb in.

Ray Hall, Taree

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by: Pluted Pup - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 03:10 UTC

On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 18:39:49 -0800, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:

> On Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 13:00:29 UTC+11, Pluted Pup wrote:
> > On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....gmail.com wrote:
> >
> > > And the answer is not 137.
> > >
> > > Ray Hall, Taree
> > I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
> > they seem.
>
> It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in, and one not to screw a bulb in.
>
> Ray Hall, Taree

What's that got to do with the price of beans in Israel?

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by: Dan Koren - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 03:55 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 7:10:32 PM UTC-8, Pluted Pup wrote:
> On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 18:39:49 -0800, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:
>
> > On Saturday, 11 February 2023 at 13:00:29 UTC+11, Pluted Pup wrote:
> > > On Fri, 10 Feb 2023 17:54:06 -0800, raymond....gmail.com wrote:
> > >
> > > > And the answer is not 137.
> > > >
> > > > Ray Hall, Taree
> > > I'll bet motorcycles are more difficult to repair than
> > > they seem.
> >
> > It takes 2. One to screw a bulb in, and one not to screw a bulb in.
>
> What's that got to do with the price of beans in Israel?

https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/news/ancient-beans-prehistoric-israel/

Have you heard about "hummus"?

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by: Dan Koren - Sat, 11 Feb 2023 06:47 UTC

On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 6:00:22 PM UTC-8, Dan Koren wrote:
> On Friday, February 10, 2023 at 5:54:09 PM UTC-8, raymond....@gmail.com wrote:
> > And the answer is not 137.
> >
> None. The bulb screws itself.
> The Zen monks provide light.
>

The other alternative is: "None.
the bulb stays put, the universe
turns around it".

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How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	raymond....@gmail.com
Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	Dan Koren
Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	Dan Koren
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Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	raymond....@gmail.com
Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	Dan Koren
Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	Pluted Pup
Re: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?	Dan Koren