An antisemite walks into a bar and takes a seat.

Pretty quickly, he notices a Jew across the room and he thinks to himself “I’m gonna show him!”

He calls the bartender over and says “Give everyone a beer on me except that Jew over there!”

The bartender does exactly that.

As soon as everyone gets their beer, they look at the antisemite, lift their cups and say cheers. The antisemite looks at the Jew who then also lifts his cup and says cheers to the antisemite.

He is very confused. Why is the Jew doing that after I bought everyone a beer except him?

So he ups his game.

He calls over the bartender and says to give out a very nice shot of whiskey to everyone but that Jew. The bartender does exactly that.

They all lift their cups to the antisemite as does the Jew. Again, the antisemite is confused and frustrated.

He calls over the bartender again and says “Give everyone your most expensive drink on me but don’t give it to that Jew!”

And so he does. Again, the Jew lifts his cup and says cheers to the antisemite.

At this point, the antisemite is fuming.

He calls over the bartender and asks “Why does that Jew keep thanking me for buying everyone drinks even though I didn’t buy him one?”

The bartender looks at the antisemite confused and says “Him? He owns the bar!”

On Monday, December 25, 2023 at 9:44:57 AM UTC-8, Marc S wrote:
> An antisemite walks into a bar and takes a seat.
> Pretty quickly, he notices a Jew across the room and he thinks to himself “I’m gonna show him!”
> He calls the bartender over and says “Give everyone a beer on me except that Jew over there!”
> The bartender does exactly that.
> As soon as everyone gets their beer, they look at the antisemite, lift their cups and say cheers.
> The antisemite looks at the Jew who then also lifts his cup and says cheers to the antisemite.
> He is very confused. Why is the Jew doing that after I bought everyone a beer except him?
> So he ups his game.
> He calls over the bartender and says to give out a very nice shot of whiskey to everyone but
> that Jew. The bartender does exactly that.
> They all lift their cups to the antisemite as does the Jew. Again, the antisemite is confused
> and frustrated.
> He calls over the bartender again and says “Give everyone your most expensive drink on me
> but don’t give it to that Jew!”
> And so he does. Again, the Jew lifts his cup and says cheers to the antisemite.
> At this point, the antisemite is fuming.
> He calls over the bartender and asks “Why does that Jew keep thanking me for
> buying everyone drinks even though I didn’t buy him one?”
> The bartender looks at the antisemite confused and says “Him? He owns the bar!”

A truly antisemitic joke. Didn't Adorno teach you the concept of "double entendre" ?!?

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Dan, it's just that you have no idea about antisemitism ;)

You have no definition of antisemitism.

Only a fool would interpret this as an antisemitic joke.

Explain to us, Dan, what is antisemitic about this joke. Bet you can't.