<Ferris sitting on a computer looks at camera>
I know you all thought i had it hard, but for my phd thesis,
I'm designing a link to atari

<Ferris>
(on phone)
dont be like those other girls, leave Colorado without your degree
and be with me. We're engaged.

<Elise>
But I can't. Oh sh

<Ferris>
What

<Elise>
Yeah, something just happened, a meteorite hit my car and I got a ticket
in my email flying to Portland then san francisco

<Ferris>
Yes, that's us, you are to talk to the womens ministry leader in Portland
then she tells you what to do.

<Elise>
Of course they want me in San Francisco

<Ferris>
I'm not sure. Luke 9 23 says to be surrendered to God.

<Elise>
It says here if we like you you stay at the hotel on 82nd street or 181st.

<Ferris>
Read on

<Elise>
If you don't goto church you're welcome to camp out in front of the mayors office

<Ferris>
Yes, that was like mine a year ago, and I went to church

<Elise>
Ok, it also says before I go for the "local leader to make a couple phone calls to Portland, San Francisco, and Palestine"

<Ferris>
I can explain why we don't deal with tel aviv now, that one is wrong, have them call my people in Tel Aviv, here's the number

<Elise>
And there's some guy in Boulder, from the "North of Baseline"
who says HI