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Subject: Ferris bueller gets his degree, sells Google to Microsoft for
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by: Greg Westin - Wed, 29 Mar 2023 22:07 UTC

<Bill Gates>
I'm confused, I became a farmer at 60, for some reason, but you all trust me for some reason.
<Ferris>
We don't like Google, we're bored.
<Bill Gates>
I understand you don't know the value, but Sergei and you are going to sell Google if we keep chat on the cell phone and email for 50 years
<Ferris>
Trump Barron is confused, if he'll figure them out by then
<Bill Gates>
Somehow you took over google when you put the link to Atari
<Ferris>
Well, I'll be president of the atari games division
<Bill Gates>
We're going to merge them with Xbox
<Ferris>
I have an idea to create something totally schizophrenic that uses AI to
have
<Bill Gates>
Sergei here says for it to be sold to microsoft there is to be no new links
on Google besides Games
<Ferris>
Ok. Sergei is smarter than me but not by much
<Bill Gates>
You understand you just sold a trillion dollar company for 76,000
<Ferris>
No, not Bill!
<Bill Gates>
ha ha]
<Ferris>
My time with ed obannon UCLA and Unlv and hoover's stanford is an uh oh!
<Bill Gates>
Next time get your phd from Harvard
<Ferris>
Damn, they even got the out run game.
I'll get microsoft for that.
<Bill Gates>
Obey me and my family and Seattle and you'll keep your wife
<Ferris>
Well

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