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Subject: Not Another Vampire Book
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 by: David Johnston - Fri, 31 Mar 2023 20:12 UTC

>"Melessa was all that was beautiful and pure in womanhood.  That very
>day, the virginal beauty had saved four orphans and a puppy from
>drowning, yet she still took the time to buy the very latest of summer
>fashion"

Gannon, Cassandra. Not Another Vampire Book (p. 11). Star Turtle
Publishing. Kindle Edition.

Parody of vampire romance novels where the unfortunate editor of the
alleged worst romance novel ever written finds herself magically
transported into it to fall in love with the villain. Although I shall
always treasure this quotation from the original novel:

>"Every girl should have a wedding day so lovely, knowing she was loved
>and that the reception would be outrageously beautiful and expensive
>and the envy of all.  It was like a beautiful dream.

>Which was why Melessa was so understandably upset when the helpful
>servant helping her dress, suddenly drugged her, tied her in magically
>reinforced golden rope, and sold her to Damien for eleven rubies and a
>fancy feathered hat."

Gannon, Cassandra. Not Another Vampire Book (p. 206). Star Turtle
Publishing. Kindle Edition.

Not Another Vampire Book is unsubtle but funny.

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 by: David Johnston - Fri, 7 Apr 2023 05:45 UTC

On 2023-03-31 2:12 p.m., David Johnston wrote:
> >"Melessa was all that was beautiful and pure in womanhood.  That very
> >day, the virginal beauty had saved four orphans and a puppy from
> >drowning, yet she still took the time to buy the very latest of summer
> >fashion"
>
> Gannon, Cassandra. Not Another Vampire Book (p. 11). Star Turtle
> Publishing. Kindle Edition.
>
> Parody of vampire romance novels where the unfortunate editor of the
> alleged worst romance novel ever written finds herself magically
> transported into it to fall in love with the villain.  Although I shall
> always treasure this quotation from the original novel:
>
> >"Every girl should have a wedding day so lovely, knowing she was loved
> >and that the reception would be outrageously beautiful and expensive
> >and the envy of all.  It was like a beautiful dream.
>
> >Which was why Melessa was so understandably upset when the helpful
> >servant helping her dress, suddenly drugged her, tied her in magically
> >reinforced golden rope, and sold her to Damien for eleven rubies and a
> >fancy feathered hat."
>
> Gannon, Cassandra. Not Another Vampire Book (p. 206). Star Turtle
> Publishing. Kindle Edition.
>
> Not Another Vampire Book is unsubtle but funny.

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