On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 1:21:26 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 10:59:41 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 1:44:35 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 2:50:15 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:27:15 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:11:46 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:01:41 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:33:21 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 3:38:58 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 2:21:54 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:29:25 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 8:20:27 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 1:24:23 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 5:59:05 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 6:18:11 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 11:36:00 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 6:46:49 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 11:09:44 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 4:20:45 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 5:45:16 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 1:20:52 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 4:22:18 PM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 9:23:13 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 1:16:46 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 4:15:22 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 7:14:15 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 6:23:02 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 5:21:49 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 12:30:39 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 8:10:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 6:17:12 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 10:05:56 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 6:01:38 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 9:43:53 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:54:05 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 12:22:18 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 3:06:24 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 6:38:30 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 3:17:04 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 8:30:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 5:08:53 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 3:34:44 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 2:36:14 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 5:22:18 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 12:17:44 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 4:04:36 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 11:33:11 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 10:00:22 AM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 4:26:05 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 7:58:42 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 10:59:41 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 1:26:17 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 12:58:10 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 10:47:50 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 9:50:31 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 8:25:35 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 9:52:31 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 8:31:03 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 11:38:03 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 7:18:07 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 3:37:39 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 6:02:00 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Use the AAPC/AYoS portal to navigate to our higher quality threads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unfortunately, our high quality threads are invaded by lower quality posters.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Avoid threads started by Will Dockery, Zod/General Zod, and Jdcha... (Jordy).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Avoid threads where the most recent poster was Will Dockery, Zod/General Zod, and Jdcha... (Jordy).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once those threads are identified, mark them as spam.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Make a note of any threads where you are engaged in a conversation, so that you can search for them under the troll posts by Will Dockery, Zod/General Zod, and Jdcha... (Jordy).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Most of the time the reader has to go to the second page of the Google Groups messages to see actual poetry threads. The Dockery/Jordy/Zod group spoilers have a strategy of quantity over quality. We don't know why they think that is a good thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been skipping over Zod/General Zod posts for the past 2 3/4 years now, and it's much easier to filter him (and the other trolls) out than it may sound.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Most of the messages that we see on our screen say "This conversation has been hidden because you reported it as abuse." Those consist of the Dockery/Zod/Jordy good mornings, same to yous and manlove that have caused several people to leave AAPC.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Report/block and ignore works best.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We report, block, then ignore. as per the guidelines. Starve the suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've blocked all but 5 threads on the first AAPC page today.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyone wanna guess which 5?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This one and the other four that we left unblocked. Everything else is unseen and unneeded.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a winner!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have even had to block our own threads. The very sight of the idiot names is unhealthy for life on this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A whole page of blocked messages!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The trolls are working overtime to bury the GLs, FAQs, and Hints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy's Uncle is under contract to cooperate with Dockery. He gets copies of the Dockery Nudes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the kiddie pix that Joey went to prison for?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Possibly, as the judge ruled that they are a subset of the Dockery Nudes that George Sulzbach has "sketched" over the years.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For once George's monkeyface drawings would be accurate.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Joey Stout is still awaiting a visit from his father. And waiting....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will's ashamed of Joey for having gotten caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it's not the deed, but getting caught for it that is shameful?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's how things roll in the "deep South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is Joey Stout also getting rolled?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The trolls have been going crazy today. The first three pages of the AAPC feed consist almost entirely of blocked threads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's Dockery and his succubus Jordy's Uncle.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder why these people haven't bored themselves to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their only other option in life is staring at the wall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what do you do when your home has no walls?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! Stare at a filthy piece of tarp... Dirty Mike's backside... watch the sun set on the Chattahoochee while drinking Ripple and smoking the butt of a discarded cigar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...and then make a monkey-faced drawing of that with no perspective and impossible body proportions.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sundays On the Chattahoochee With George."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://assets3.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2016/10/19/387deaaf-382b-4b07-afd0-fdf0c8f3bfbc/crop/2541x1427+0+264/thumbnail/1240x826/e993e2ac4b8919f26f62ad1c8d2977b9/ap-smoking-chimp1.jpg?v=8be0a296491a12ce38351fd824e37a16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Good find" and we see George Sulzbach's new "ear buds" that he's always bragging about sitting in his ear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He's listening to "Rag Picker Joe." (A song he's always identified with.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is living the movie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does the Safe House give full-body shaves?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes. It's part of their de-lousing package.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does HandySandy deal with obstacles like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As with her various STDs, her policy is "Enter at your own risk."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Signs at the Truck Stop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Good old HandySandy: the truck stop, trunks drop, junk slop guzzlin' woman.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > They say that she may not be the best... but she's certainly unique.
> > > > > > > > > > > > Not the best? Wasn't she voted a Perky? "Best SandJob in Columbus"
> > > > > > > > > > > That was in 1997. The "Best SandJob" Perky went to Lady K in 1998.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Didn't she get the K-Cup?
> > > > > > > > She won the coveted Miss Enchilada trophy for services rendered at the local taco joint.
> > > > > > > Thank you for correcting the record. Did the services happen to be 5 for $1?
> > > > > > 5 for $1 or 25¢ apiece (npi).
> > > > > Off-menu orders cost a nickel extra.
> > > > >
> > > Is there a meat-less menu?
> > No... I think Lady K offered the same fare to Señores, and Señoras/Señoritas.
> >

TWILIGHT GIRL

Mexican dungarees are falling --
It's Twilight Girl.
Pablo's down on his knees, he's balling,
Will's Twilight Girl.
When Will is strapped for cash and
Can't afford a beer,
He pimps Kathy out at twilight time.

Swarthy Don Juans all gather 'round her,
It's Twilight Girl.
Slip Will a ten and you can pound her,
Will's Twilight Girl.
If you've got forty and
A bed, then you can stay
Together, all night, with Twilight Girl.

Here... in the neon's velvet glow
She'll blow you for a fin between the cars.
Here... just behind the Taco Bell
She'll make you come and then, she'll go again.

All through her pubes, the crabs are crawling
But you won't care.
Clay's watching from the pickup bed, but
Just let him stare.
Will counts the bankroll and
She takes her ten percent --
Then Will goes to sleep with Twilight Girl.

*With apologies to Buck Ram, Morty Nevins, Al Nevins, and Artie Dunn.