On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 5:23:46 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 1:21:26 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 10:59:41 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 10:32:44 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > On Friday, July 28, 2023 at 1:44:35 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 2:50:15 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:27:15 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:11:46 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 1:01:41 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 6:44:42 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 27, 2023 at 12:33:21 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 3:38:58 PM UTC-4, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 2:21:54 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 5:29:25 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 8:20:27 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 26, 2023 at 1:24:23 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 5:59:05 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 6:18:11 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 11:36:00 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 25, 2023 at 6:46:49 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 11:09:44 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 4:20:45 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 5:45:16 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 1:20:52 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 4:22:18 PM UTC, Coco DeSockmonkey wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 9:23:13 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 24, 2023 at 1:16:46 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 4:15:22 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 7:14:15 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 6:23:02 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 5:21:49 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Sunday, July 23, 2023 at 12:30:39 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 8:10:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 6:17:12 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 10:05:56 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 6:01:38 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Saturday, July 22, 2023 at 9:43:53 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 10:54:05 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 12:22:18 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 3:06:24 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 6:38:30 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Friday, July 21, 2023 at 3:17:04 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 8:30:50 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 5:08:53 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 3:34:44 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 2:36:14 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 5:22:18 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 12:17:44 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Thursday, July 20, 2023 at 4:04:36 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 11:33:11 AM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 10:00:22 AM UTC, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Wednesday, July 19, 2023 at 4:26:05 AM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 7:58:42 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 10:59:41 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 1:26:17 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 12:58:10 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 10:47:50 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 9:50:31 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 8:25:35 AM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 9:52:31 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 8:31:03 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 11:38:03 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 7:18:07 PM UTC-4, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 3:37:39 PM UTC-4, NancyGene wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > On Monday, July 17, 2023 at 6:02:00 PM UTC, Michael Pendragon wrote:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Use the AAPC/AYoS portal to navigate to our higher quality threads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Unfortunately, our high quality threads are invaded by lower quality posters.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Avoid threads started by Will Dockery, Zod/General Zod, and Jdcha... (Jordy).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Avoid threads where the most recent poster was Will Dockery, Zod/General Zod, and Jdcha... (Jordy).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Once those threads are identified, mark them as spam.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Make a note of any threads where you are engaged in a conversation, so that you can search for them under the troll posts by Will Dockery, Zod/General Zod, and Jdcha... (Jordy).
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Most of the time the reader has to go to the second page of the Google Groups messages to see actual poetry threads. The Dockery/Jordy/Zod group spoilers have a strategy of quantity over quality. We don't know why they think that is a good thing.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've been skipping over Zod/General Zod posts for the past 2 3/4 years now, and it's much easier to filter him (and the other trolls) out than it may sound.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Most of the messages that we see on our screen say "This conversation has been hidden because you reported it as abuse." Those consist of the Dockery/Zod/Jordy good mornings, same to yous and manlove that have caused several people to leave AAPC.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Report/block and ignore works best.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We report, block, then ignore. as per the guidelines. Starve the suckers.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I've blocked all but 5 threads on the first AAPC page today.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anyone wanna guess which 5?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This one and the other four that we left unblocked. Everything else is unseen and unneeded.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have a winner!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We have even had to block our own threads. The very sight of the idiot names is unhealthy for life on this planet.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A whole page of blocked messages!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The trolls are working overtime to bury the GLs, FAQs, and Hints.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Jordy's Uncle is under contract to cooperate with Dockery. He gets copies of the Dockery Nudes.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Are those the kiddie pix that Joey went to prison for?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Possibly, as the judge ruled that they are a subset of the Dockery Nudes that George Sulzbach has "sketched" over the years.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > For once George's monkeyface drawings would be accurate.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Joey Stout is still awaiting a visit from his father. And waiting.....
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Will's ashamed of Joey for having gotten caught.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So it's not the deed, but getting caught for it that is shameful?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's how things roll in the "deep South."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Is Joey Stout also getting rolled?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The trolls have been going crazy today. The first three pages of the AAPC feed consist almost entirely of blocked threads.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's Dockery and his succubus Jordy's Uncle.
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > We wonder why these people haven't bored themselves to death.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Their only other option in life is staring at the wall.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > And what do you do when your home has no walls?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > LOL! Stare at a filthy piece of tarp... Dirty Mike's backside... watch the sun set on the Chattahoochee while drinking Ripple and smoking the butt of a discarded cigar.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ...and then make a monkey-faced drawing of that with no perspective and impossible body proportions.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Sundays On the Chattahoochee With George."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > https://assets3.cbsnewsstatic.com/hub/i/r/2016/10/19/387deaaf-382b-4b07-afd0-fdf0c8f3bfbc/crop/2541x1427+0+264/thumbnail/1240x826/e993e2ac4b8919f26f62ad1c8d2977b9/ap-smoking-chimp1.jpg?v=8be0a296491a12ce38351fd824e37a16
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Good find" and we see George Sulzbach's new "ear buds" that he's always bragging about sitting in his ear.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He's listening to "Rag Picker Joe." (A song he's always identified with.)
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > He is living the movie.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Does the Safe House give full-body shaves?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yes. It's part of their de-lousing package.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > How does HandySandy deal with obstacles like that?
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > As with her various STDs, her policy is "Enter at your own risk."
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." Signs at the Truck Stop.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Good old HandySandy: the truck stop, trunks drop, junk slop guzzlin' woman.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > They say that she may not be the best... but she's certainly unique.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > Not the best? Wasn't she voted a Perky? "Best SandJob in Columbus"
> > > > > > > > > > > > That was in 1997. The "Best SandJob" Perky went to Lady K in 1998.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Didn't she get the K-Cup?
> > > > > > > > > She won the coveted Miss Enchilada trophy for services rendered at the local taco joint.
> > > > > > > > Thank you for correcting the record. Did the services happen to be 5 for $1?
> > > > > > > 5 for $1 or 25¢ apiece (npi).
> > > > > > Off-menu orders cost a nickel extra.
> > > > > >
> > > > Is there a meat-less menu?
> > > No... I think Lady K offered the same fare to Señores, and Señoras/Señoritas.
> > >
> TWILIGHT GIRL
>
> Mexican dungarees are falling --
> It's Twilight Girl.
> Pablo's down on his knees, he's balling,
> Will's Twilight Girl.
> When Will is strapped for cash and
> Can't afford a beer,
> He pimps Kathy out at twilight time.
>
> Swarthy Don Juans all gather 'round her,
> It's Twilight Girl.
> Slip Will a ten and you can pound her,
> Will's Twilight Girl.
> If you've got forty and
> A bed, then you can stay
> Together, all night, with Twilight Girl.
>
> Here... in the neon's velvet glow
> She'll blow you for a fin between the cars.
> Here... just behind the Taco Bell
> She'll make you come and then, she'll go again.
>
> All through her pubes, the crabs are crawling
> But you won't care.
> Clay's watching from the pickup bed, but
> Just let him stare.
> Will counts the bankroll and
> She takes her ten percent --
> Then Will goes to sleep with Twilight Girl.
>
>
> *With apologies to Buck Ram, Morty Nevins, Al Nevins, and Artie Dunn.
One of our favorites--it will be sung on the last day for all Waffle Houses in Columbus.