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Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 20.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 3 Minutes ago by: TheVidiot

What do you make if you cross an ant with a rhinoceros? Biological history. The Vidiot

DARK GLASSES

alt.horror

Posted: 2 Hours 10 Minutes ago by: the dog from that fi

The return of dario! a bit of a throwback in themes, cat o nine tails had a blind protagonist with a child in tow. this also does. a serial killer is doing away with prostitutes, his fourth victim survives but loses her sight in the proce

Re: HELLBOUND (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 1 Day 11 Hours ago by: The Whitelady

Loved the premise and first few episodes but my attention span

HELLBOUND

alt.horror

Posted: 1 Day 13 Hours ago by: Jared

Apparently this was more popular on Netflix than SQUID GAMES. Strange because I have heard absolutely nothing about it. Anyway I enjoyed it. Weird and not very predictable. What more can you ask?

Re: How much (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 1 Day 13 Hours ago by: Jared

You must log in to Facebook.

Re: TURNING RED (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 1 Day 13 Hours ago by: Jared

Yeah I was. But what's the TV series? Don't we all.

Re: How much (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 1 Day 17 Hours ago by: Adam

I'll give you $1.

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 18.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 2 Days ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Mexico has just crossed a chicken with a dictionary... and got fowl language. The Vidiot

How much

alt.horror

Posted: 2 Days 9 Hours ago by: The Whitelady

For one of these from a daft seppo? https://www.facebook.com/111012224569265/posts/301741115496374/

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 17.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 3 Days 3 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Russia has just crossed an air cooler with an old room... and got a fanatic. The Vidiot

Re: TURNING RED (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 3 Days 3 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

I thought you were talking about this film where a young woman turns into a red panda and comparing it to GINGER SNAPS. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8097030/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1 Young woman. Red panda. Get it? Get it? Maybe I need a lie

Re: Fred Ward dead at 79 (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 3 Days 13 Hours ago by: Jared

Remo Williams is dead and they lead with THE RIGHT STUFF?!

Re: TURNING RED (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 3 Days 13 Hours ago by: Jared

Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm sure it's good whatever it is. I was thinking of GINGER SNAPS.

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 16.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 4 Days 4 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Madrid has just crossed Sir Launcelot with a horse... and got a knight mare. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 15.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 5 Days ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Nantucket has just crossed a pigeon with a woodpecker. Now when it comes home, it can knock on the door to be let in. The Vidiot

Re: TURNING RED (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 6 Days 23 Hours ago by: Andrew

The TV series that was turned into a film? The Vidiot

Fred Ward dead at 79

alt.horror

Posted: 6 Days 23 Hours ago by: Andrew

https://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3714915/tremors-star-fred-ward-has-passed-away-at-79/ https://www.npr.org/2022/05/13/1098760992/actor-fred-ward-dies 'Actor Fred Ward has died, according to his publicist, Ron Hofmann. The star, who bro

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 13.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 6 Days 23 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Portugal has just crossed a set of dentures with a bar of chocolate... and got a sweet tooth. The Vidiot

TURNING RED

alt.horror

Posted: 7 Days 14 Hours ago by: Jared

Lycanthropy as a metaphor for menstruation set in turn-of-millennium Ontario. I've already seen this movie. Hollywood, get some new ideas.

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 12.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 8 Days 4 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Caracas has just crossed a pimple with a pencil... and got a sore point. The Vidiot

A certain lady will like this T shirt

alt.horror

Posted: 9 Days ago by: TheVidiot

https://www.brancastudio.com/collections/tshirts/products/morrissey-is-murder-black The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn Joke of the Day 11.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 9 Days 2 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A bookmaker in Tottenham has just crossed a pigeon with a racing form... so that it can lay odds. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 10.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 10 Days ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Germany has just crossed a pile of dirt with an army hut... and got a filthy mess. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn Joke of the Day 9.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 10 Days 21 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Stockholm has just crossed a bad joke with some music... and got popcorn. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 7.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 12 Days 23 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Denmark has just crossed several used cars with a pot of marmalade... and got some traffic jams. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 6.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 14 Days ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Honolulu has just crossed a cement mixer with a hen... and got a brick-layer. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 5.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 15 Days 1 Hour ago by: TheVidiot

A scientist in Helsinki has just crossed a novel with a pot of glue and got ... a stick ending. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 4.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 15 Days 22 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

What did one ghost in hospital say to another? 'Want to hear about my apparition?' The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 3.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 16 Days 21 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

What did the ghost say to the barman? 'Excuse me, do you serve spirits here?' The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 2.5.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 18 Days 1 Hour ago by: TheVidiot

What did one ghost say to the other? 'Who was that ghoul-friend I saw you with last night?' The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 30.4.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 20 Days 2 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

Did you hear about the barber who told his customers horror stories? It made their hair stand on end. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 28.4.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 21 Days 23 Hours ago by: Andrew

And as the packet of flour said as it fell off the table: 'Don't pick me up, I'm self-raising.' The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 27.4.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 23 Days ago by: Andrew

On new aeroplane: 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard the first all-electric aeroplane. There is no pilot and no crew. Press a button and we take off, press another and dinner is served. Press another and we land. Nothing can go wrong.

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day 26.4.2022

alt.horror

Posted: 24 Days ago by: TheVidiot

What is the difference between an ambassador and a hot dog? One wears full dress, the other just pants. The Vidiot

Tony Blackburn's Joke of the Day

alt.horror

Posted: 24 Days 22 Hours ago by: TheVidiot

My uncle has just been given a knighthood. It keeps his ears warm when he's asleep. The Vidiot

Re: Caused Films 2 (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 25 Days 1 Hour ago by: Andrew

What are you doing in NSW at a film festival? Andrew

Re: Caused Films 2 (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 25 Days 1 Hour ago by: the dog from that fi

you caused it.

R.I.P. James Bama, 95 ("Doc Savage" illustrator)

alt.horror

Posted: 25 Days 6 Hours ago by: Lenona

That is, he did the Doc Savage Bantam paperback book covers. He was also known for illustrating Western novels. https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2022/04/24/james-bama-rip/ (You can see a good deal of his work here, including his

Re: Caused Films 2 (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 25 Days 9 Hours ago by: The Whitelady

This post, however, IS cursed.

Caused Films 2

alt.horror

Posted: 25 Days 9 Hours ago by: The Whitelady

A massive pile of wank so far.

Re: do you know where Burbank is (thread)

alt.horror

Posted: 25 Days 20 Hours ago by: Andrew

Looks like it would be a fun way to spend an afternoon. Andrew

do you know where Burbank is

alt.horror

Posted: 26 Days 14 Hours ago by: Beaver Fever

should I go check this out https://youtu.be/hcNL22Qpsc8

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