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 by: Sam Plusnet - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:17 UTC

On 11-May-22 20:50, Ahem A Rivet's Shot wrote:
> On Wed, 11 May 2022 20:23:51 +0100
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>
>>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>>
>>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>>
>>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>>
>>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>>
>> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
>> striking fish.
>
> With a hot iron ?
>
That would be a time-limited offer then.

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Sam Plusnet

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 by: Sam Plusnet - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:22 UTC

On 12-May-22 1:37, Mike Spencer wrote:
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>
>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>
> That would be a Posed Cod, then? Purchased at the Cbfrq Bevsvpr?

I understand that the cod off of Nova Scotia are in dire shape.
Can't you get them into some kind of fitness programme?

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Sam Plusnet

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 by: Sam Plusnet - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:24 UTC

On 12-May-22 0:43, Tone wrote:
> On 11/05/2022 20:25, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>> On 11-May-22 20:11, Tone wrote:
>>> On 11/05/2022 19:37, RustyHinge wrote:
>>>> On 11/05/2022 19:03, Tone wrote:
>>>>> On 11/05/2022 11:22, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>>>> Kerr-Mudd, John said:
>>>>
>>>>>>> I goov I was gooving of the bannanaana factory.
>>>>>>> Ah the unforged-tory - Fyffes.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Fyffe ffour, Ffforfffar ffffyffffe. Oblb.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I had no idea you could play the whistle!
>>>>
>>>> Whiffffle, Shirley?
>>>>
>>>
>>> That's pifffffle
>>>
>>
>> Is that a reference to our Prim Monster?
>>
>>
>
> Spafffffler?

Yep. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

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Sam Plusnet

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 by: Mike Fleming - Thu, 12 May 2022 20:57 UTC

On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>
>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>
>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>
>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>
>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>
> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
> striking fish.
>
> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.

Used in this sport?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8

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 by: Mike Spencer - Thu, 12 May 2022 23:51 UTC

Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:

> On 12-May-22 1:37, Mike Spencer wrote:
>
>> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>>
>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
>>> thereof.
>>
>> That would be a Posed Cod, then? Purchased at the Cbfrq Bevsvpr?
>
> I understand that the cod off of Nova Scotia are in dire shape.
> Can't you get them into some kind of fitness programme?

We would do that if we could find one.

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 by: Richard Robinson - Fri, 13 May 2022 00:56 UTC

Sam Plusnet said:
> On 12-May-22 1:37, Mike Spencer wrote:
>> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>>
>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>>
>> That would be a Posed Cod, then? Purchased at the Cbfrq Bevsvpr?
>
> I understand that the cod off of Nova Scotia are in dire shape.
> Can't you get them into some kind of fitness programme?

Like, sort of, not pulling them out of the sea and eating them ?

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 by: Nicholas D. Richards - Thu, 12 May 2022 19:28 UTC

In article <E9dfK.973$i7Ab.494@fx05.iad>, Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> on
Thu, 12 May 2022 at 20:24:19 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>On 12-May-22 0:43, Tone wrote:
>> On 11/05/2022 20:25, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>> On 11-May-22 20:11, Tone wrote:
>>>> On 11/05/2022 19:37, RustyHinge wrote:
>>>>> On 11/05/2022 19:03, Tone wrote:
>>>>>> On 11/05/2022 11:22, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>>>>> Kerr-Mudd, John said:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I goov I was gooving of the bannanaana factory.
>>>>>>>> Ah the unforged-tory - Fyffes.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Fyffe ffour, Ffforfffar ffffyffffe. Oblb.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I had no idea you could play the whistle!
>>>>>
>>>>> Whiffffle, Shirley?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's pifffffle
>>>>
>>>
>>> Is that a reference to our Prim Monster?
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Spafffffler?
>
>Yep. Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
>
Nearly as good as Guy Fawkes' nom de guerre

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 by: Nicholas D. Richards - Fri, 13 May 2022 08:35 UTC

In article <8735heux72.fsf@bogus.nodomain.nowhere>, Mike Spencer
<mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> on Thu, 12 May 2022 at 20:51:13 awoke
Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote
>
>Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>
>> On 12-May-22 1:37, Mike Spencer wrote:
>>
>>> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>>>
>>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
>>>> thereof.
>>>
>>> That would be a Posed Cod, then? Purchased at the Cbfrq Bevsvpr?
>>
>> I understand that the cod off of Nova Scotia are in dire shape.
>> Can't you get them into some kind of fitness programme?
>
>We would do that if we could find one.
>
Well there is no 'f' in Cod.
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 by: Nicholas D. Richards - Fri, 13 May 2022 08:35 UTC

In article <je5amoF17jtU1@mid.individual.net>, Mike Fleming
<mike@tauzero.co.uk> on Thu, 12 May 2022 at 21:57:59 awoke Nicholas
from his slumbers and wrote
>On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>> On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>
>>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>>
>>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>>
>>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>>
>>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>>
>> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
>> striking fish.
>>
>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>
>Used in this sport?
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8

No 'elfin safe tea then?

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 by: Kerr-Mudd, John - Fri, 13 May 2022 09:23 UTC

On Thu, 12 May 2022 21:57:59 +0100
Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:

> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> > On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
> >> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
> >>> Sam Plusnet said:
> >>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
> >
> >>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
> >>>>>
> >>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
> >>>
> >>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
> >>
> >> That's a load of codswallop.
> >>
> > We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
> > striking fish.
> >
> > And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>
> Used in this sport?
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8

Is that the MP skit? (not looking at ubend much theses das; far too slow and I dunno how to avoid the compulsory stupid adverts.

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"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote in
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> On Thu, 12 May 2022 21:57:59 +0100
> Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>> > On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>> >> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>> >>> Sam Plusnet said:
>> >>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>> >
>> >>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>> >>>
>> >>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>> >>
>> >> That's a load of codswallop.
>> >>
>> > We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make
>> > do by striking fish.
>> >
>> > And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
>> > thereof.
>>
>> Used in this sport?
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>
> Is that the MP skit? (not looking at ubend much theses das; far too
> slow and I dunno how to avoid the compulsory stupid adverts.
>

No,the fish-slapping dance at Teddington Lock.

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 by: Mike Fleming - Fri, 13 May 2022 11:07 UTC

On 13/05/2022 10:23, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
> On Thu, 12 May 2022 21:57:59 +0100
> Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
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>>>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>>>
>>>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>>>
>>> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
>>> striking fish.
>>>
>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>>
>> Used in this sport?
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>
> Is that the MP skit? (not looking at ubend much theses das; far too slow and I dunno how to avoid the compulsory stupid adverts.

Yes. And Adblock Plus removes Youtube adverts if you are running a
browser that can use it.

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 by: Kerr-Mudd, John - Fri, 13 May 2022 14:00 UTC

On Fri, 13 May 2022 09:46:14 -0000 (UTC)
Peter <myshed@prune.org.uk> wrote:

> "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> news:20220513102330.eee2b5d63f6143a6f6ff45e2@127.0.0.1:
>
> > On Thu, 12 May 2022 21:57:59 +0100
> > Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> >> > On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
> >> >> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
> >> >>> Sam Plusnet said:
> >> >>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
> >> >>>
> >> >>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
> >> >>
> >> >> That's a load of codswallop.
> >> >>
> >> > We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make
> >> > do by striking fish.
> >> >
> >> > And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
> >> > thereof.
> >>
> >> Used in this sport?
> >>
> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
> >
> > Is that the MP skit? (not looking at ubend much theses das; far too
> > slow and I dunno how to avoid the compulsory stupid adverts.
> >
>
> No,the fish-slapping dance at Teddington Lock.
>
Erm that would be the MP skit (not skate)

--
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"Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote in
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> On Fri, 13 May 2022 09:46:14 -0000 (UTC)
> Peter <myshed@prune.org.uk> wrote:
>
>> "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote in
>> news:20220513102330.eee2b5d63f6143a6f6ff45e2@127.0.0.1:
>>
>> > On Thu, 12 May 2022 21:57:59 +0100
>> > Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>> >> > On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>> >> >> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>> >> >>> Sam Plusnet said:
>> >> >>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>> >> >>>>>
>> >> >>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> That's a load of codswallop.
>> >> >>
>> >> > We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make
>> >> > do by striking fish.
>> >> >
>> >> > And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
>> >> > thereof.
>> >>
>> >> Used in this sport?
>> >>
>> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>> >
>> > Is that the MP skit? (not looking at ubend much theses das; far too
>> > slow and I dunno how to avoid the compulsory stupid adverts.
>> >
>>
>> No,the fish-slapping dance at Teddington Lock.
>>
> Erm that would be the MP skit (not skate)

Oh, right. "MP" as in the MPFC show, not as in a skit about a politician.

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On 2022-05-12, Mike Spencer <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> wrote:
>
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>
>> On 12-May-22 1:37, Mike Spencer wrote:
>>
>>> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> writes:
>>>
>>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
>>>> thereof.
>>>
>>> That would be a Posed Cod, then? Purchased at the Cbfrq Bevsvpr?
>>
>> I understand that the cod off of Nova Scotia are in dire shape.
>> Can't you get them into some kind of fitness programme?

AFAIK, some UN body says that cod have been overfished. AFAIK, St Pierre
and the other island remained as French after the French&Indian war to
allow France a safe port for their fishing fleet on the grand Banks.
>
> We would do that if we could find one.
>

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 by: Sam Plusnet - Fri, 13 May 2022 21:04 UTC

On 13-May-22 9:35, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
> In article <je5amoF17jtU1@mid.individual.net>, Mike Fleming
> <mike@tauzero.co.uk> on Thu, 12 May 2022 at 21:57:59 awoke Nicholas
> from his slumbers and wrote
>> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>> On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>>>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>>>
>>>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>>>
>>> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
>>> striking fish.
>>>
>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>>
>> Used in this sport?
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>
> No 'elfin safe tea then?
>
"No fish were harmed in the making of this..."

--
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In article <mJzfK.78590$7p1.23020@fx04.ams1>, Sam Plusnet <not@home.com>
on Fri, 13 May 2022 at 22:04:18 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and
wrote
>On 13-May-22 9:35, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
>> In article <je5amoF17jtU1@mid.individual.net>, Mike Fleming
>> <mike@tauzero.co.uk> on Thu, 12 May 2022 at 21:57:59 awoke Nicholas
>> from his slumbers and wrote
>>> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>>> On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>>>>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>>>>
>>>> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
>>>> striking fish.
>>>>
>>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits thereof.
>>>
>>> Used in this sport?
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>>
>> No 'elfin safe tea then?
>>
>"No fish were harmed in the making of this..."
>
You could say that, the harm had already been done to the sardines and
salmon(?), they were already dead. On reflection what about the fish
swimming in Teddington lock, quietly minding their own business, when a
Palin dropped on them, from a great height.
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>> In article <je5amoF17jtU1@mid.individual.net>, Mike Fleming
>> <mike@tauzero.co.uk>  on Thu, 12 May 2022 at 21:57:59 awoke Nicholas
>> from his slumbers and wrote
>>> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
>>>> On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
>>>>> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
>>>>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>>>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's a load of codswallop.
>>>>>
>>>> We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make do by
>>>> striking fish.
>>>>
>>>> And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
>>>> thereof.
>>>
>>> Used in this sport?
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>>
>> No 'elfin safe tea then?
>>
> "No fish were harmed in the making of this..."

....fish pie?

--
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To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer and the BOFH.

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 by: Kerr-Mudd, John - Sat, 14 May 2022 11:51 UTC

On Fri, 13 May 2022 14:21:51 -0000 (UTC)
Peter <myshed@prune.org.uk> wrote:

> "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> news:20220513150047.64c548c2cd7e46161d7b0a84@127.0.0.1:
>
> > On Fri, 13 May 2022 09:46:14 -0000 (UTC)
> > Peter <myshed@prune.org.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> "Kerr-Mudd, John" <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote in
> >> news:20220513102330.eee2b5d63f6143a6f6ff45e2@127.0.0.1:
> >>
> >> > On Thu, 12 May 2022 21:57:59 +0100
> >> > Mike Fleming <mike@tauzero.co.uk> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> On 11/05/2022 20:23, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> >> >> > On 11-May-22 0:24, RustyHinge wrote:
> >> >> >> On 10/05/2022 23:21, Richard Robinson wrote:
> >> >> >>> Sam Plusnet said:
> >> >> >>>> On 10-May-22 20:43, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >>>>> That's Ffynne by me.
> >> >> >>>>>
> >> >> >>>> But not Ranulph Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> No, just a misspelt kipper.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> That's a load of codswallop.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> > We are no longer allowed to belt kids here, so we'll have to make
> >> >> > do by striking fish.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > And cod _are_ striking fish - if you have ever seen any portraits
> >> >> > thereof.
> >> >>
> >> >> Used in this sport?
> >> >>
> >> >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
> >> >
> >> > Is that the MP skit? (not looking at ubend much theses das; far too
> >> > slow and I dunno how to avoid the compulsory stupid adverts.
> >> >
> >>
> >> No,the fish-slapping dance at Teddington Lock.
> >>
> > Erm that would be the MP skit (not skate)
>
> Oh, right. "MP" as in the MPFC show, not as in a skit about a politician.
>
Arr. Next up: flying sheep.

--
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 by: Sam Plusnet - Sat, 14 May 2022 20:10 UTC

On 13-May-22 22:27, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
> In article <mJzfK.78590$7p1.23020@fx04.ams1>, Sam Plusnet <not@home.com>
> on Fri, 13 May 2022 at 22:04:18 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and

>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>>>
>>> No 'elfin safe tea then?
>>>
>> "No fish were harmed in the making of this..."
>>
> You could say that, the harm had already been done to the sardines and
> salmon(?), they were already dead. On reflection what about the fish
> swimming in Teddington lock, quietly minding their own business, when a
> Palin dropped on them, from a great height.

A hurled Palin must be at least a technical violation of the Geneva
Convention - even though no fish were signatories[1].

[1] Unless you know different.

--
Sam Plusnet

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 by: Sam Plusnet - Sat, 14 May 2022 20:15 UTC

On 14-May-22 12:51, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:

> Arr. Next up: flying sheep.
>
Ovine Aviation

(A tourist approaches a shepherd. The sounds of sheep and the outdoors
are heard.)

Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shepherd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shepherd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shepherd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the trees?
Shepherd: A fair question, and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on
my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.
Tourist: Nesting?
Shepherd: Aye.
Tourist: Like birds?
Shepherd: Exactly. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under
the misappre'ension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take
for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind
legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice
that they do not so much fly as...plummet.

<Baaa baaa...flap flap flap...whoosh...Thud.>

Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they're birds?
Shepherd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is
not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the
comparatively simple act of perchin'.
<Baaa baaa...flap flap flap...whoosh...thud.>
Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their
'eads, there's no shiftin' it.
Tourist: But where did they get the idea?
Shepherd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever
sheep.
'E's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a
few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for
an ambitious sheep.
Tourist: Well why don't just remove Harold?
Shepherd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds.

--
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 by: Nick Odell - Sat, 14 May 2022 20:22 UTC

On Sat, 14 May 2022 21:10:12 +0100, Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

>On 13-May-22 22:27, Nicholas D. Richards wrote:
>> In article <mJzfK.78590$7p1.23020@fx04.ams1>, Sam Plusnet <not@home.com>
>> on Fri, 13 May 2022 at 22:04:18 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and
>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLdK9zaLaG8
>>>>
>>>> No 'elfin safe tea then?
>>>>
>>> "No fish were harmed in the making of this..."
>>>
>> You could say that, the harm had already been done to the sardines and
>> salmon(?), they were already dead. On reflection what about the fish
>> swimming in Teddington lock, quietly minding their own business, when a
>> Palin dropped on them, from a great height.
>
>A hurled Palin must be at least a technical violation of the Geneva
>Convention - even though no fish were signatories[1].
>
>[1] Unless you know different.

I think you must be taking the Michael

Nick

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 by: Kerr-Mudd, John - Sat, 14 May 2022 20:40 UTC

On Sat, 14 May 2022 21:15:50 +0100
Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

> On 14-May-22 12:51, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>
> > Arr. Next up: flying sheep.
> >
> Ovine Aviation
>
> (A tourist approaches a shepherd. The sounds of sheep and the outdoors
> are heard.)
>
> Tourist: Good afternoon.
> Shepherd: Eh, 'tis that.
> Tourist: You here on holiday?
> Shepherd: Nope, I live 'ere.
> Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
> Shepherd: Yeh.
> Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the trees?
> Shepherd: A fair question, and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on
> my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.
> Tourist: Nesting?
> Shepherd: Aye.
> Tourist: Like birds?
> Shepherd: Exactly. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under
> the misappre'ension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take
> for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind
> legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice
> that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
>
> <Baaa baaa...flap flap flap...whoosh...Thud.>
>
> Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they're birds?
> Shepherd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is
> not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the
> comparatively simple act of perchin'.
> <Baaa baaa...flap flap flap...whoosh...thud.>
> Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their
> 'eads, there's no shiftin' it.
> Tourist: But where did they get the idea?
> Shepherd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever
> sheep.
> 'E's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a
> few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for
> an ambitious sheep.
> Tourist: Well why don't just remove Harold?
> Shepherd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds.
>

TYVM.

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On 14/05/2022 21:10, Sam Plusnet wrote:
> A hurled Palin must be at least a technical violation of the Geneva
> Convention - even though no fish were signatories[1].
>
> [1] Unless you know different.
>
I expect that the Laundry and Bob Howard will know (The Government
department that deals with computing and magic in the Charles Stross books.)

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John.

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 by: Sam Plusnet - Sun, 15 May 2022 20:09 UTC

On 14-May-22 21:40, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
> On Sat, 14 May 2022 21:15:50 +0100
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>
>> On 14-May-22 12:51, Kerr-Mudd, John wrote:
>>
>>> Arr. Next up: flying sheep.
>>>
>> Ovine Aviation
>>
>> (A tourist approaches a shepherd. The sounds of sheep and the outdoors
>> are heard.)
>>
>> Tourist: Good afternoon.
>> Shepherd: Eh, 'tis that.
>> Tourist: You here on holiday?
>> Shepherd: Nope, I live 'ere.
>> Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
>> Shepherd: Yeh.
>> Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the trees?
>> Shepherd: A fair question, and one that in recent weeks 'as been much on
>> my mind. It's my considered opinion that they're nestin'.
>> Tourist: Nesting?
>> Shepherd: Aye.
>> Tourist: Like birds?
>> Shepherd: Exactly. It's my belief that these sheep are laborin' under
>> the misappre'ension that they're birds. Observe their be'avior. Take
>> for a start the sheeps' tendency to 'op about the field on their 'ind
>> legs. Now witness their attempts to fly from tree to tree. Notice
>> that they do not so much fly as...plummet.
>>
>> <Baaa baaa...flap flap flap...whoosh...Thud.>
>>
>> Tourist: Yes, but why do they think they're birds?
>> Shepherd: Another fair question. One thing is for sure, the sheep is
>> not a creature of the air. They have enormous difficulty in the
>> comparatively simple act of perchin'.
>> <Baaa baaa...flap flap flap...whoosh...thud.>
>> Trouble is, sheep are very dim. Once they get an idea in their
>> 'eads, there's no shiftin' it.
>> Tourist: But where did they get the idea?
>> Shepherd: From Harold. He's that most dangerous of creatures, a clever
>> sheep.
>> 'E's realized that a sheep's life consists of standin' around for a
>> few months and then bein' eaten. And that's a depressing prospect for
>> an ambitious sheep.
>> Tourist: Well why don't just remove Harold?
>> Shepherd: Because of the enormous commercial possibilities if 'e succeeds.
>>
>
> TYVM.
>
And today, Harold is the Head of Light Entertainment.

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