Dawn, my nefr.

Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
Must be their mating season or something.

Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
(<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).

Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
how stuffy it was.

On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>  Dawn, my nefr.
>
> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>   Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
> Must be their mating season or something.
>
> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>  ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>
> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
> how stuffy it was.

Ear plugs?

Tone

On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 5:21:31 AM UTC-5, Tone wrote:
> On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
> > Dawn, my nefr.
> >
> > Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
> > felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
> > Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
> > son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
> > Must be their mating season or something.
> >
> > Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
> > ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
> > (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
> >
> > Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
> > how stuffy it was.
> Ear plugs?
>
> Tone

LBJ Lyndon, Baines, Johnson, man, David Fry used to have this comedy album and he made fun of Nixon and LBJ the one I really remember is like a Nixon was coming in to replace LBJ and the sea was pretty funny about it was that like LBJ was giving Nixon a tour of the White House no this is not alive. This is not your typical Internet shit lie this is real, so then LBJ like leads Nixon up to see Lady Bird and then LBJ search pointing his paintings and stuff on the wall and Nixon keeps saying that has certainly got to go. No I'm not lying about this. I know the Internet is nothing but lies but anyway, Nixon seen all that's got to go this is got to go and finally LBJ pointed ladybird and says this is the wonderful , LBJ Mrs. and Lady Bird has says hi and then Nixon says that has certainly got to go but that was funny man I laughed and laughed and oh wait a minute I'm still using Google groups slap my hand and then come then Lady Bird said donnn why are you still using Google groups we hear in the shed go entirely by form and absolutely no Contant, except for a bunch of worthless content that I some morphing to digging a hole and selling it back in so anyway, donnn said god this shit is a waste of time. Why am I even messing around with it and I would've said the F word but I've got in trouble here saying the F word a lot and them so anyway just a minute just a minute, Dave the AE 35 antenna pointing unit Baaba baa baa baa Beran bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye Barbara ass in . She is a man and you know what I'm so disgusted with myself I've put up with myself for a long time, but you know what I'm going to do now I'm gonna kill pfeil myself or maybe just kill myself would be better to get out of this crap.

On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 6:29:02 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 5:21:31 AM UTC-5, Tone wrote:
> > On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
> > > Dawn, my nefr.
> > >
> > > Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
> > > felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
> > > Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
> > > son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
> > > Must be their mating season or something.
> > >
> > > Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
> > > ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
> > > (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
> > >
> > > Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
> > > how stuffy it was.
> > Ear plugs?
> >
> > Tone
> LBJ Lyndon, Baines, Johnson, man, David Fry used to have this comedy album and he made fun of Nixon and LBJ the one I really remember is like a Nixon was coming in to replace LBJ and the sea was pretty funny about it was that like LBJ was giving Nixon a tour of the White House no this is not alive.. This is not your typical Internet shit lie this is real, so then LBJ like leads Nixon up to see Lady Bird and then LBJ search pointing his paintings and stuff on the wall and Nixon keeps saying that has certainly got to go. No I'm not lying about this. I know the Internet is nothing but lies but anyway, Nixon seen all that's got to go this is got to go and finally LBJ pointed ladybird and says this is the wonderful , LBJ Mrs. and Lady Bird has says hi and then Nixon says that has certainly got to go but that was funny man I laughed and laughed and oh wait a minute I'm still using Google groups slap my hand and then come then Lady Bird said donnn why are you still using Google groups we hear in the shed go entirely by form and absolutely no Contant, except for a bunch of worthless content that I some morphing to digging a hole and selling it back in so anyway, donnn said god this shit is a waste of time. Why am I even messing around with it and I would've said the F word but I've got in trouble here saying the F word a lot and them so anyway just a minute just a minute, Dave the AE 35 antenna pointing unit Baaba baa baa baa Beran bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye Barbara ass in . She is a man and you know what I'm so disgusted with myself I've put up with myself for a long time, but you know what I'm going to do now I'm gonna kill pfeil myself or maybe just kill myself would be better to get out of this crap.
do you know what that was no worse than the crappy people waste time one have a nice day eat more pecans

On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 04:29:01 -0700 (PDT)
Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
> LBJ Lyndon, Baines, Johnson, man, David Fry used to have this comedy album and he made fun of Nixon and LBJ
[]
This is not your typical Internet
[]
lf I've put up with myself for a long time, but you know what I'm going to
do now I'm gonna kill pfeil myself or maybe just kill myself would be
better to get out of this crap.

Calm down, Don. Even you seem to realise that your contribution wasn't
well put.

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Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:

[...]

> do you know what that was no worse than the crappy people
> waste time one have a nice day eat more pecans

Hi, Don.

If you're short of someone to chat with, find me
at alt.soupdragons (this is crossposted to there.)

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"soup" <invalid@invalid.com> wrote in message
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> Dawn, my nefr.
>
> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
> Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving son
> to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
> Must be their mating season or something.
>
> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
> ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>
> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
> how stuffy it was.

Noise cancelling headphones?
Brian

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"Tone" <tone@email.com> wrote in message
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> On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>> Dawn, my nefr.
>>
>> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
>> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>> Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving son
>> to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
>> Must be their mating season or something.
>>
>> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>> ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
>> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>>
>> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
>> how stuffy it was.
>
> Ear plugs?
>
> Tone

Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or something?
I wonder if the girl at school called Teresa Green became an arborialist?
Brian

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> Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>> do you know what that was no worse than the crappy people
>> waste time one have a nice day eat more pecans
>
> Hi, Don.
>
> If you're short of someone to chat with, find me
> at alt.soupdragons (this is crossposted to there.)
>
> --
> ^�^. - Sn!pe - My pet rock Gordon just is.
>
> <https://youtu.be/_kqytf31a8E>

On 2023-04-14, Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 5:21:31 AM UTC-5, Tone wrote:
>> On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>> > Dawn, my nefr.
>> >
>> > Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
>> > felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>> > Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
>> > son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
>> > Must be their mating season or something.
>> >
>> > Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>> > ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
>> > (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>> >
>> > Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
>> > how stuffy it was.
>> Ear plugs?
>>
>> Tone
>

Read up about line wrapping.

On 2023-04-14, Kerr-Mudd, John <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
> On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 04:29:01 -0700 (PDT)
> Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>
>> LBJ Lyndon, Baines, Johnson, man, David Fry used to have this comedy album and he made fun of Nixon and LBJ
> []
> This is not your typical Internet
> []
> lf I've put up with myself for a long time, but you know what I'm going to
> do now I'm gonna kill pfeil myself or maybe just kill myself would be
> better to get out of this crap.
>
>
>
> Calm down, Don. Even you seem to realise that your contribution wasn't
> well put.
>

It ws the sort of unline divided sort of stuff that comes out of an
editor that does not `do' linewraps.

On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:50:07 +0100
"Brian Gaff" <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote:

> Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or something?

.... and the Blue Tits (1 off gurl band, inc. Carol Vorderman, apparently)
sadly the internets give DailyHurl or DailyExcess hits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIRb0NDzmE

> I wonder if the girl at school called Teresa Green became an arborialist?
> Brian
>
Pity poor Jenny Taylor.

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Kerr-Mudd, John <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:50:07 +0100
> "Brian Gaff" <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or something?
>
> ... and the Blue Tits (1 off gurl band, inc. Carol Vorderman, apparently)
> sadly the internets give DailyHurl or DailyExcess hits.
>
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIRb0NDzmE
>
>
> > I wonder if the girl at school called Teresa Green became an arborialist?
> > Brian
> >
> Pity poor Jenny Taylor.

- and Marina Morris.
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On 14/04/2023 16:56, Sn!pe wrote:
> Kerr-Mudd, John <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:50:07 +0100
>> "Brian Gaff" <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or something?
>>
>> ... and the Blue Tits (1 off gurl band, inc. Carol Vorderman, apparently)
>> sadly the internets give DailyHurl or DailyExcess hits.
>>
>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIRb0NDzmE
>>
>>
>>> I wonder if the girl at school called Teresa Green became an arborialist?
>>> Brian
>>>
>> Pity poor Jenny Taylor.
>
> - and Marina Morris.
>
"and her younger brother, Morris minor..."

Chris

On 14/04/2023 17:06, chrisnd@privacy.net wrote:
> On 14/04/2023 16:56, Sn!pe wrote:
>> Kerr-Mudd, John <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:50:07 +0100
>>> "Brian Gaff" <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or something?
>>>
>>> ... and the Blue Tits (1 off gurl band, inc. Carol Vorderman,
>>> apparently)
>>> sadly the internets give DailyHurl or DailyExcess hits.
>>>
>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIRb0NDzmE
>>>
>>>
>>>>   I wonder if the girl at school called  Teresa Green became an
>>>> arborialist?
>>>>   Brian
>>>>
>>> Pity poor Jenny Taylor.
>>
>> - and Marina Morris.
> "and her younger brother, Morris minor..."
>
Not forgetting their distant overseas uncle, Morris Traveller...

And their trans-sexual sibling, Morris Convertible...

Chris
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On 14/04/2023 14:23, maus wrote:
> On 2023-04-14, Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 5:21:31 AM UTC-5, Tone wrote:
>>> On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>>>> Dawn, my nefr.
>>>>
>>>> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
>>>> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>>>> Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
>>>> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
>>>> Must be their mating season or something.
>>>>
>>>> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>>>> ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
>>>> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>>>>
>>>> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
>>>> how stuffy it was.
>>> Ear plugs?
>>>
>>> Tone
>>
>
> Read up about line wrapping.

Eh?

On 2023-04-14, soup <invalid@invalid.com> wrote:
> On 14/04/2023 14:23, maus wrote:
>> On 2023-04-14, Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 5:21:31 AM UTC-5, Tone wrote:
>>>> On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>>>>> Dawn, my nefr.
>>>>>
>>>>> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
>>>>> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>>>>> Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
>>>>> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
>>>>> Must be their mating season or something.
>>>>>
>>>>> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>>>>> ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
>>>>> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>>>>>
>>>>> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
>>>>> how stuffy it was.
>>>> Ear plugs?
>>>>
>>>> Tone
>>>
>>
>> Read up about line wrapping.
>
> Eh?

I didn't check, but those irritating long lines are the norm on
Googlegroups. Most OS's insert some sort of line wrapping signals to
stop large lumps of text to form unreadable lumps on yr screen. in C,
that is `\n', and in Macos, I think it is `\n\f'.
>

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On 14/04/2023 18:10, maus wrote:
Eh?
>
> I didn't check, but those irritating long lines are the norm on
> Googlegroups. Most OS's insert some sort of line wrapping signals to
> stop large lumps of text to form unreadable lumps on yr screen. in C,
> that is `\n', and in Macos, I think it is `\n\f'.

Thunderbird wraps lines to fit my screen.

Don's problem was a complete lack of punctuation, spaces, and an
apparent inability to find the return key.

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John.

On 14/4/23 5:08 pm, chrisnd @ukrm wrote:
> On 14/04/2023 17:06, chrisnd@privacy.net wrote:
>> On 14/04/2023 16:56, Sn!pe wrote:
>>> Kerr-Mudd, John <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:50:07 +0100
>>>> "Brian Gaff" <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or something?
>>>>
>>>> ... and the Blue Tits (1 off gurl band, inc. Carol Vorderman,
>>>> apparently)
>>>> sadly the internets give DailyHurl or DailyExcess hits.
>>>>
>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIRb0NDzmE
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>   I wonder if the girl at school called  Teresa Green became an
>>>>> arborialist?
>>>>>   Brian
>>>>>
>>>> Pity poor Jenny Taylor.
>>>
>>> - and Marina Morris.
>> "and her younger brother, Morris minor..."
>>
> Not forgetting their distant overseas uncle, Morris Traveller...
>
> And their trans-sexual sibling, Morris Convertible...
>
> Chris

The local cobbler in my home town had a daughter who was Iris Tew. He
must have done it on purpose - perhaps he only wanted a son?

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Bob

Inside every old man is a young man wondering what the hell happened.

On 14/4/23 6:10 pm, maus wrote:
> On 2023-04-14, soup <invalid@invalid.com> wrote:
>> On 14/04/2023 14:23, maus wrote:
>>> On 2023-04-14, Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On Friday, April 14, 2023 at 5:21:31 AM UTC-5, Tone wrote:
>>>>> On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>>>>>> Dawn, my nefr.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
>>>>>> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>>>>>> Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
>>>>>> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
>>>>>> Must be their mating season or something.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>>>>>> ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
>>>>>> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
>>>>>> how stuffy it was.
>>>>> Ear plugs?
>>>>>
>>>>> Tone
>>>>
>>>
>>> Read up about line wrapping.
>>
>> Eh?
>
> I didn't check, but those irritating long lines are the norm on
> Googlegroups. Most OS's insert some sort of line wrapping signals to
> stop large lumps of text to form unreadable lumps on yr screen. in C,
> that is `\n', and in Macos, I think it is `\n\f'.
>>
>
>

In the days when we read a lot of groups and hence time mattered more,
we used to filter out everything from googlegroups and delete them unread.

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Bob

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On 14-Apr-23 10:54, soup wrote:
>  Dawn, my nefr.
>
> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>   Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
> Must be their mating season or something.
>
> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>  ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>
> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
> how stuffy it was.

T'was not intended to cause a "oh there's lovely" response.
The message is:

"All this is mine you tossers! And if you come any closer - I'll $%^&*(
the shit out of you!"

--
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On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 20:13:37 +0100, Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

>On 14-Apr-23 10:54, soup wrote:
>>  Dawn, my nefr.
>>
>> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
>> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>>   Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
>> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
>> Must be their mating season or something.
>>
>> Attitude had certainly changed in four hours of listening to a constant
>>  ~trill ~ cheep ~ trill from 'ah lovely' to 'shut up you little ****'
>> (<even ROT 13ing that would gave some the vapours).
>>
>> Could have shut the window I suppose, but then I would lie awake due to
>> how stuffy it was.
>
>T'was not intended to cause a "oh there's lovely" response.
>The message is:
>
>"All this is mine you tossers! And if you come any closer - I'll $%^&*(
>the shit out of you!"

Graphic rendition:

<https://crosswordfiend.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/garylarson_fence2.jpg>

Thomas Prufer

maus said:
>
> Most OS's insert some sort of line wrapping signals to
> stop large lumps of text to form unreadable lumps on yr screen. in C,
> that is `\n', and in Macos, I think it is `\n\f'.

RTFMs. All of them.

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On 14/04/2023 18:40, Bob Henson wrote:
> On 14/4/23 5:08 pm, chrisnd @ukrm wrote:
>> On 14/04/2023 17:06, chrisnd@privacy.net wrote:
>>> On 14/04/2023 16:56, Sn!pe wrote:
>>>> Kerr-Mudd, John <admin@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Fri, 14 Apr 2023 13:50:07 +0100
>>>>> "Brian Gaff" <brian1gaff@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Dawn Chorus was she the of birds and their mating habits or
>>>>>> something?
>>>>>
>>>>> ... and the Blue Tits (1 off gurl band, inc. Carol Vorderman,
>>>>> apparently)
>>>>> sadly the internets give DailyHurl or DailyExcess hits.
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIRb0NDzmE
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>   I wonder if the girl at school called  Teresa Green became an
>>>>>> arborialist?
>>>>>>   Brian
>>>>>>
>>>>> Pity poor Jenny Taylor.
>>>>
>>>> - and Marina Morris.
>>> "and her younger brother, Morris minor..."
>>>
>> Not forgetting their distant overseas uncle, Morris Traveller...
>>
>> And their trans-sexual sibling, Morris Convertible...
>>
>> Chris
>
> The local cobbler in my home town had a daughter who was Iris Tew. He
> must have done it on purpose - perhaps he only wanted a son?
>
It would have made more sense if he had been a policeman rather than a
cobbler tho...
:-)

Chris

On 14/04/2023 10:54, soup wrote:
>  Dawn, my nefr.
>
> Ten to five a LBJ started outside my bedroom window, "oh there's lovely"
> felt I (went all Welsh there for some reason).
>   Nine o'clock when I finally gave up trying to snooze in (not driving
> son to his work today)the little hooter was still at it .
> Must be their mating season or something.

I once read an observation by an ornithologist that getting to
understand bird calls can rather put a damper on the "aww, isn't that
sweet" reaction that many people will give - when you understand that
many of the calls translate to things like:

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

"Oi! You! Get off of my branch!"

or:

"I've got a great big todger, come and sit on it!"

JonG

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