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by: maus - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 16:44 UTC

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by: Mike Spencer - Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:09 UTC

maus <maus@dmaus.org> writes:

> Woe, woe to us. Ashes and sackcloth. Who will we listen to now!

Fox Replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot
----------------------------------------------
NEW YORK -- April 24, 2023

The Borowitz Report
-------------------
<https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>

Fox News has announced that it has replaced Tucker Carlson with a
state-of-the-art lying Chatbot.

In a brief statement, Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch thanked Carlson for
his service but said that he had been "rendered obsolete by swift
advances in lying technology."

A dry run of the Chatbot showed it emitting nine lies per minute,
besting Carlson's average of eight.

News of the Chatbot's arrival sent shock waves down the corridors of
Fox's midtown Manhattan headquarters. "I'll be next," a reportedly
shaken Sean Hannity said.

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Mike Spencer Nova Scotia, Canada

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by: Brian Gaff - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 08:22 UTC

All this chatbot stuff reminds me of Max Headroom.

Interesting program on one of the online channels from India in English the
other night about deep fakes and the use of chatbots to make realistic audio
from people to discredit them, and make video porn that looked like well
known women active in the women's rights area. It speculated that the sole
aim of all of these was to destabilise western nations and keep women down
in others.
Yet another reason not to accept anything at face value of course. Makes
one very cynical.
Brian

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"Mike Spencer" <mds@bogus.nodomain.nowhere> wrote in message
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> maus <maus@dmaus.org> writes:
>
>> Woe, woe to us. Ashes and sackcloth. Who will we listen to now!
>
> Fox Replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot
> ----------------------------------------------
> NEW YORK -- April 24, 2023
>
> The Borowitz Report
> -------------------
> <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>
>
> Fox News has announced that it has replaced Tucker Carlson with a
> state-of-the-art lying Chatbot.
>
> In a brief statement, Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch thanked Carlson for
> his service but said that he had been "rendered obsolete by swift
> advances in lying technology."
>
> A dry run of the Chatbot showed it emitting nine lies per minute,
> besting Carlson's average of eight.
>
> News of the Chatbot's arrival sent shock waves down the corridors of
> Fox's midtown Manhattan headquarters. "I'll be next," a reportedly
> shaken Sean Hannity said.
>
>
> --
> Mike Spencer Nova Scotia, Canada

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by: Sam Plusnet - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 21:26 UTC

On 24-Apr-23 20:09, Mike Spencer wrote:
> maus <maus@dmaus.org> writes:
>
>> Woe, woe to us. Ashes and sackcloth. Who will we listen to now!
>
> Fox Replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot
> ----------------------------------------------
> NEW YORK -- April 24, 2023
>
> The Borowitz Report
> -------------------
> <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>
>
> Fox News has announced that it has replaced Tucker Carlson with a
> state-of-the-art lying Chatbot.
>
> In a brief statement, Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch thanked Carlson for
> his service but said that he had been "rendered obsolete by swift
> advances in lying technology."
>
> A dry run of the Chatbot showed it emitting nine lies per minute,
> besting Carlson's average of eight.
>
> News of the Chatbot's arrival sent shock waves down the corridors of
> Fox's midtown Manhattan headquarters. "I'll be next," a reportedly
> shaken Sean Hannity said.

“'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd”

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by: Sn!pe - Tue, 25 Apr 2023 21:42 UTC

Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:

> On 24-Apr-23 20:09, Mike Spencer wrote:
> > maus <maus@dmaus.org> writes:
> >
> >> Woe, woe to us. Ashes and sackcloth. Who will we listen to now!
> >
> > Fox Replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot
> > ----------------------------------------------
> > NEW YORK -- April 24, 2023
> >
> > The Borowitz Report
> > -------------------
> > <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>
> >
> > Fox News has announced that it has replaced Tucker Carlson with a
> > state-of-the-art lying Chatbot.
> >
> > In a brief statement, Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch thanked Carlson for
> > his service but said that he had been "rendered obsolete by swift
> > advances in lying technology."
> >
> > A dry run of the Chatbot showed it emitting nine lies per minute,
> > besting Carlson's average of eight.
> >
> > News of the Chatbot's arrival sent shock waves down the corridors of
> > Fox's midtown Manhattan headquarters. "I'll be next," a reportedly
> > shaken Sean Hannity said.
>
> "'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd"

I've heard of Rupert Murdoch, obviously, but who are Tucker Carlson
and Sean Hannity? Are they members of a modern beat combo?

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by: Sam Plusnet - Wed, 26 Apr 2023 20:12 UTC

On 25-Apr-23 22:42, Sn!pe wrote:
> Sam Plusnet <not@home.com> wrote:
>
>> On 24-Apr-23 20:09, Mike Spencer wrote:
>>> maus <maus@dmaus.org> writes:
>>>
>>>> Woe, woe to us. Ashes and sackcloth. Who will we listen to now!
>>>
>>> Fox Replaces Tucker Carlson with Lying Chatbot
>>> ----------------------------------------------
>>> NEW YORK -- April 24, 2023
>>>
>>> The Borowitz Report
>>> -------------------
>>> <https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report>
>>>
>>> Fox News has announced that it has replaced Tucker Carlson with a
>>> state-of-the-art lying Chatbot.
>>>
>>> In a brief statement, Fox chairman Rupert Murdoch thanked Carlson for
>>> his service but said that he had been "rendered obsolete by swift
>>> advances in lying technology."
>>>
>>> A dry run of the Chatbot showed it emitting nine lies per minute,
>>> besting Carlson's average of eight.
>>>
>>> News of the Chatbot's arrival sent shock waves down the corridors of
>>> Fox's midtown Manhattan headquarters. "I'll be next," a reportedly
>>> shaken Sean Hannity said.
>>
>> "'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd"
>
> I've heard of Rupert Murdoch, obviously, but who are Tucker Carlson
> and Sean Hannity? Are they members of a modern beat combo?
>
They are/were two of the Fox News leading 'personalities' who were
spouting Trump Election-theft bolleaux every night, whilst texting each
other that they thought the whole thing was bolleaux and they couldn't
wait to get rid of that bastard Trump.

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