Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All phones have a speaker.

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On 02/05/2021 17:24, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All
> phones have a speaker.

Most cars have a bluetooth connection and voice recognition. Don't you
know how to use it?

On Sun, 02 May 2021 17:24:38 +0100, Birdbrain Macaw (aka "Commander Kinsey",
"James Wilkinson", "Steven Wanker","Bruce Farquar", "Fred Johnson, etc.),
the pathological resident idiot and attention whore of all the uk ngs,
blathered again:

<FLUSH the subnormal sociopathic trolling attention whore's latest
attention-baiting sick bullshit unread again>

--
damduck-egg@yahoo.co.uk about Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL)
trolling:
"He is a well known attention seeking troll and every reply you
make feeds him.
Starts many threads most of which die quick as on the UK groups anyone
with sense Kill filed him ages ago which is why he now cross posts to
the US groups for a new audience.
This thread was unusual in that it derived and continued without him
to a large extent and his silly questioning is an attempt to get
noticed again."
MID: <be195d5jh0hktj054mvfu7ef9ap854mjdb@4ax.com>

--
ItsJoanNotJoann addressing Birdbrain Macaw's (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"You're an annoying troll and I'm done with you and your
stupidity."
MID: <e39a6a7f-9677-4e78-a866-0590fe5bbc38@googlegroups.com>

--
AndyW addressing Birdbrain:
"Troll or idiot?...
You have been presented with a viewpoint with information, reasoning,
historical cases, citations and references to back it up and wilfully
ignore all going back to your idea which has no supporting information."
MID: <KaToA.263621$g93.262397@fx10.am4>

--
Phil Lee adressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are too stupid to be wasting oxygen."
MID: <uv2u4clurscpat3g29l7aksbohsassufe2@4ax.com>

--
Phil Lee describing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I've never seen such misplaced pride in being a fucking moronic motorist."
MID: <j7fb6ct83igfd1g99rmu4gh9vf610ra3jk@4ax.com>

--
Tony944 addressing Birdbrain Macaw:
"I seen and heard many people but you are on top of list being first class
ass hole jerk. ...You fit under unconditional Idiot and should be put in
mental institution.
MID: <VLCdnYC5HK1Z4S3FnZ2dnUU7-dPNnZ2d@giganews.com>

--
Pelican to Birdbrain Macaw:
"Ok. I'm persuaded . You are an idiot."
MID: <obru31$nao$3@dont-email.me>

--
DerbyDad03 addressing Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"Frigging Idiot. Get the hell out of my thread."
MID: <4d907253-b3b9-40d4-be4d-b32d453937e0@googlegroups.com>

--
Kerr Mudd-John about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"It's like arguing with a demented frog."
MID: <op.yy3c02cqmsr2db@dell3100.workgroup>

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Mr Pounder Esquire about Birdbrain Macaw (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"the piss poor delivery boy with no hot running water, 11 cats and
several parrots living in his hovel."
MID: <odqtgc$iug$1@dont-email.me>

--
Rob Morley about Birdbrain:
"He's a perennial idiot"
MID: <20170519215057.56a1f1d4@Mars>

--
JoeyDee to Birdbrain
"I apologize for thinking you were a jerk. You're just someone with an IQ
lower than your age, and I accept that as a reason for your comments."
MID: <0001HW.1EE2D20300E7BECC700004A512CF@news.eternal-september.org>

--
Sam Plusnet about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson Sword" LOL):
"He's just desperate to be noticed. Any attention will do, no matter how
negative it may be."
MID: <rOmdndd_O7u8iK7EnZ2dnUU78TGdnZ2d@brightview.co.uk>

--
thekmanrocks@gmail.com asking Birdbrain:
"What, were you dropped on your head as a child?"
MID: <58ddfad5-d9a5-4031-b91f-1850245a6ed9@googlegroups.com>

--
Christie addressing endlessly driveling Birdbrain Macaw (now "James
Wilkinson" LOL):
"What are you resurrecting that old post of mine for? It's from last
month some time. You're like a dog who's just dug up an old bone they
hid in the garden until they were ready to have another go at it."
MID: <59d8b0db.4113512@news.eternal-september.org>

--
Mr Pounder's fitting description of Birdbrain Macaw:
"You are a well known fool, a tosser, a pillock, a stupid unemployable
sponging failure who will always live alone and will die alone. You will not
be missed."
MID: <orree6$on2$1@dont-email.me>

--
Richard to pathetic wanker Hucker:
"You haven't bred?
Only useful thing you've done in your pathetic existence."
MID: <orvctf$l5m$1@gioia.aioe.org>

--
clare@snyder.on.ca about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
""not the sharpest knife in the drawer"'s parents sure made a serious
mistake having him born alive -- A total waste of oxygen, food, space,
and bandwidth."
MID: <s5e9uclqpnabtehehg3d792tmll73se0g8@4ax.com>

--
Mr Pounder exposing sociopathic Birdbrain:
"You will always be a lonely sociopath living in a shithole with no hot
running water with loads of stinking cats and a few parrots."
MID: <os5m1i$8m1$1@dont-email.me>

--
francis about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"He seems to have a reputation as someone of limited intelligence"
MID: <cf06cdd9-8bb8-469c-800a-0dfa4c2f9ffa@googlegroups.com>

--
Peter Moylan about Birdbrain (now "James Wilkinson" LOL):
"If people like JWS didn't exist, we would have to find some other way to
explain the concept of "invincible ignorance"."
MID: <otofc8$tbg$2@dont-email.me>

--
Lewis about nym-shifting Birdbrain:
"Typical narcissist troll, thinks his shit is so grand he has the right to
try to force it on everyone."
MID: <slrnq16c27.1h4g.g.kreme@jaka.local>

On Sun, 2 May 2021 18:23:04 +0100, TMS320, another mentally challenged,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:

> Most cars have a bluetooth connection and voice recognition. Don't you
> know how to use it?

He knows how to troll and set out baits for the troll-feeding senile idiots
on these groups! <tsk>

On Sun, 2 May 2021 11:27:24 -0700 (PDT), swldx...@gmail.com, an absolutely
brain dread troll-feeding senile idiot and typical demented Google groper,
to boot, blathered again:

> I do not have a brain at all.
> Don't need one.

Right, troll-feeding senile idiot!

On 3/05/21 5:55 am, Peeler wrote:
> On Sun, 2 May 2021 18:23:04 +0100, TMS320, another mentally challenged,
> troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:
>
>> Most cars have a bluetooth connection and voice recognition. Don't you
>> know how to use it?
>
> He knows how to troll and set out baits for the troll-feeding senile idiots
> on these groups! <tsk>
>
Peeler has an elongated, eel-like body and a paddle-like tail. His skin
is naked and covers the body like a loosely fitting sock

On 3/05/21 6:27 am, swldx...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, May 2, 2021 at 5:24:43 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All phones have a speaker.
>>
>> --
>> Sent from my iPhone, this spam courtesy of Apple incorporated.
>
> I do not have a mobile phone at all.
> Don't need one.
>

That is great thinking.
How many times do you walk into a room full of people, every one of whom
is staring blankly at a screen rather than socialise with each other>?

On 3/05/21 6:39 am, Peeler wrote:
> On Sun, 2 May 2021 11:27:24 -0700 (PDT), swldx...@gmail.com, an absolutely
> brain dread troll-feeding senile idiot and typical demented Google groper,
> to boot, blathered again:
>
>
>> I do not have a brain at all.
>> Don't need one.
>
> Right, troll-feeding senile idiot!
>
Peeler is generally a dull pink colour and looks quite worm-like.

On 3/05/21 5:54 am, Peeler wrote:

> <FLUSH irrelevant gibberish
>

Peeler has a cartilaginous skull (although the part surrounding the
brain is composed primarily of a fibrous sheath) and tooth-like
structures composed of keratin.

On Sun, 02 May 2021 18:23:04 +0100, TMS320 <dr6092@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 02/05/2021 17:24, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All
>> phones have a speaker.
>
> Most cars have a bluetooth connection and voice recognition. Don't you
> know how to use it?

I don't see the need, since the phone already has a speaker and long distance microphone. Place phone on dash or passenger seat before starting journey. Phone rings, you touch it once, then just chat.

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On Sun, 02 May 2021 19:27:24 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com <swldxer1958@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Sunday, May 2, 2021 at 5:24:43 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All phones have a speaker.
>>
>> --
>> Sent from my iPhone, this spam courtesy of Apple incorporated.
>
> I do not have a mobile phone at all.
> Don't need one.

I do not have a landline phone at all.
Don't need one.

The mobile can send texts, it blocks sales calls better, and I can sit it anywhere in the world instead of within range of the base station. I can also watch youtube on it when I'm sat waiting for someone.

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On Monday, May 3, 2021 at 6:27:03 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> On Sun, 02 May 2021 19:27:24 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sunday, May 2, 2021 at 5:24:43 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> >> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All phones have a speaker.
> >>
> >> --
> >> Sent from my iPhone, this spam courtesy of Apple incorporated.
> >
> > I do not have a mobile phone at all.
> > Don't need one.
> I do not have a landline phone at all.
> Don't need one.
>
> The mobile can send texts, it blocks sales calls better, and I can sit it anywhere in the world instead of within range of the base station. I can also watch youtube on it when I'm sat waiting for someone.

Even on Mount Everest or in an African jungle?
My Iridium phone will.

On Mon, 3 May 2021 10:47:27 -0700 (PDT), swldx...@gmail.com, an especially
retarded, troll-feeding senile asshole (and Google groper to boot),
blathered again:

> Even on Mount Everest or in an African jungle?
> My Iridium phone will.

Sucking troll cock again, you idiotic troll-feeding piece of senile shit?

On 03/05/2021 18:25, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> On Sun, 02 May 2021 18:23:04 +0100, TMS320 <dr6092@gmail.com> wrote:
>> On 02/05/2021 17:24, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>>> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone?  All
>>> phones have a speaker.
>>
>> Most cars have a bluetooth connection and voice recognition. Don't you
>> know how to use it?
>
> I don't see the need,
> since the phone already has a speaker and long
> distance microphone.  Place phone on dash or passenger seat before
> starting journey.

OK, you don't know.

Phone rings, you touch it once, then just chat.

I don't. When I am out, I'm out.

On 4/05/21 5:26 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> On Sun, 02 May 2021 19:27:24 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com
> <swldxer1958@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, May 2, 2021 at 5:24:43 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>>> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All
>>> phones have a speaker.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Sent from my iPhone, this spam courtesy of Apple incorporated.
>>
>> I do not have a mobile phone at all.
>> Don't need one.
>
> I do not have a landline phone at all.
> Don't need one.
>
> The mobile can send texts, it blocks sales calls better, and I can sit
> it anywhere in the world instead of within range of the base station.  I
> can also watch youtube on it when I'm sat waiting for someone.
>
Sounds great, and very practical.

On 4/05/21 6:34 am, Peeler wrote:
> On Mon, 3 May 2021 10:47:27 -0700 (PDT), swldx...@gmail.com, an especially
> retarded, troll-feeding senile asshole (and Google groper to boot),
> blathered again:
>
>
>> Even on Mount Everest or in an African jungle?
>> My Iridium phone will.
>
> Sucking troll cock again, you idiotic troll-feeding piece of senile shit?
>
Peeler is a dull pink colour and looks quite worm-like.

On Tue, 4 May 2021 09:43:14 +0100, TMS320, another mentally challenged,
troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:

>
> OK, you don't know.

He knows how to troll, you demented troll-feeding senile asshole!

On Tue, 4 May 2021 20:45:26 +1200, Peter Keller, the dumb gay little
masochist, blabbered again:

>>
> Sounds great, and very practical.

Sounds like a troll. And you sound like a typical troll-feeding senile
asshole, you demented gay little masochist!

On Mon, 03 May 2021 18:47:27 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com <swldxer1958@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Monday, May 3, 2021 at 6:27:03 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> On Sun, 02 May 2021 19:27:24 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Sunday, May 2, 2021 at 5:24:43 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> >> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All phones have a speaker.
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >> Sent from my iPhone, this spam courtesy of Apple incorporated.
>> >
>> > I do not have a mobile phone at all.
>> > Don't need one.
>> I do not have a landline phone at all.
>> Don't need one.
>>
>> The mobile can send texts, it blocks sales calls better, and I can sit it anywhere in the world instead of within range of the base station. I can also watch youtube on it when I'm sat waiting for someone.
>
> Even on Mount Everest or in an African jungle?
> My Iridium phone will.

Thought you said you didn't have a mobile. So what you really meant to say is "I don't have a standard mobile, I have a superior one".

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On Tue, 04 May 2021 09:43:14 +0100, TMS320 <dr6092@gmail.com> wrote:

> On 03/05/2021 18:25, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>> On Sun, 02 May 2021 18:23:04 +0100, TMS320 <dr6092@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 02/05/2021 17:24, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>>>> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone? All
>>>> phones have a speaker.
>>>
>>> Most cars have a bluetooth connection and voice recognition. Don't you
>>> know how to use it?
>>
>> I don't see the need,
>> since the phone already has a speaker and long
>> distance microphone. Place phone on dash or passenger seat before
>> starting journey.
>
> OK, you don't know.
>
> Phone rings, you touch it once, then just chat.

Yip, I do that with my speakerphone. No need for handsfree.

And I don't do it for safety, I do it because I always use speakerphone, it saves me holding the phone to my ear, especially if I'm on hold.

> I don't. When I am out, I'm out.

I usually only use it to communicate with someone I'm on my way to meet - like "oops I got stuck in traffic", or "are you sure you gave me the right address?", or "got held up at work I'll be half an hour late".

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On 4/05/21 9:06 pm, Peeler wrote:
> On Tue, 4 May 2021 09:43:14 +0100, TMS320, another mentally challenged,
> troll-feeding, senile idiot, blathered:
>
>
>>
>> OK, you don't know.
>
> He knows how to troll, you demented troll-feeding senile asshole!
>

Rheological investigations showed that Peeler's slime viscosity
increases in elongational flow which favors gill clogging of suction
feeding fish, while its viscosity decreases in shear which facilitates
scraping off the slime by the travelling-knot.

On 4/05/21 9:09 pm, Peeler wrote:
> On Tue, 4 May 2021 20:45:26 +1200, Peter Keller, the dumb gay little
> masochist, blabbered again:
>
>>>
>> Sounds great, and very practical.
>
> Sounds like a troll. And you sound like a typical troll-feeding senile
> asshole, you demented gay little masochist!
>

Recently, peeler's slime was reported to entrain water in its
keratin-like intermediate filaments, creating a slow-to-dissipate,
viscoelastic substance, rather than a simple gel.

On 6/05/21 6:34 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
> On Mon, 03 May 2021 18:47:27 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com
> <swldxer1958@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Monday, May 3, 2021 at 6:27:03 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 May 2021 19:27:24 +0100, swldx...@gmail.com
>>> <swldx...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Sunday, May 2, 2021 at 5:24:43 PM UTC+1, Commander Kinsey wrote:
>>> >> Why use handsfree phones in a car when you have a speakerphone?
>>> All phones have a speaker.
>>> >>
>>> >> --
>>> >> Sent from my iPhone, this spam courtesy of Apple incorporated.
>>> >
>>> > I do not have a mobile phone at all.
>>> > Don't need one.
>>> I do not have a landline phone at all.
>>> Don't need one.
>>>
>>> The mobile can send texts, it blocks sales calls better, and I can
>>> sit it anywhere in the world instead of within range of the base
>>> station. I can also watch youtube on it when I'm sat waiting for
>>> someone.
>>
>> Even on Mount Everest or in an African jungle?
>> My Iridium phone will.
>
> Thought you said you didn't have a mobile.  So what you really meant to
> say is "I don't have a standard mobile, I have a superior one".
>

I have an object through which I can actually have a conversation with
somebody from afar.

On Thu, 6 May 2021 22:44:26 +1200, Peter Keller, the dumb gay little
masochist, blabbered again:

> I have an object through which I can actually have a conversation with
> somebody from afar.

Sure, troll-feeding senile cretin, but you have no brain!

On 7/05/21 12:09 am, Peeler wrote:
> On Thu, 6 May 2021 22:44:26 +1200, Peter Keller, the dumb gay little
> masochist, blabbered again:
>
>
>> I have an object through which I can actually have a conversation with
>> somebody from afar.
>
> Sure, troll-feeding senile cretin, but you have no brain!
>
The complexity of Peeler's brain has been an issue of debate. Some
morphologists believe that he does not possess a cerebellum, while
others believe that it is continuous with the midbrain.