The ​owner of a van in Cheadle, Greater Manchester, that was pictured earlier this week with spikes protruding from its nearside door mirror has claimed that he made the improvised modification to deter vandals.

As we reported earlier this week, the vehicle, carrying the livery of a painting and decorating firm, was reported to a “sceptical” call handler at Greater Manchester Police by Twitter user OneAdultSwim1, who had also spotted two other vehicles in the area with similar spikes on the door mirror.

Responding to the picture he tweeted, Surrey Police Roads Policing Unit said that it constituted an arrestable offence for possession of an offensive weapon.

According to the website Lad Bible (link is external) the vehicle’s owner claims that he places the spikes on the vehicle while it is parked up over the weekend to prevent the door mirror from being vandalised.

Jonathan Tomney, aged 41, said: “I’m sick to death of my property being vandalised.

“Every Saturday night when I park the van up somewhere I put the spikes on.

“I only put it on over the weekends to stop my property from being vandalised.”

“I just hope that if one of the little b******s tries to take my door mirror again they’ll sever their hand,” he added.

OneAdultSwim1 originally posted to Twitter on Sunday, saying that there “Seems to be a growing trend in my area of adding crude spikes to the passenger side door mirror … usually in the form of large screws through the mirror casing.

“Spotted one, and another and a third today all on different vehicles. I'm going to get a picture next time. Be warned.”

He subsequently posted a picture of it on Monday evening and, prompted by other Twitter users, many of whom wondered if the device was targeted at cyclists, reported it to police on Tuesday morning.

While the owner of the van insists the door mirror is only covered with spikes when parked at the weekend, the other two vehicles spotted with similar devices were both in moving traffic.

Speaking to road.cc on Tuesday, OneAdultSwim1 said: “Last week I've seen three vehicles with this modification. The first two I saw were in the same line of traffic a few cars apart on Station Road in Cheadle, in the middle of last week.

“They were both rugged-looking vehicles with intermediate off-road tyres and air intake rams, rumbling down the small high street here.

“However the image I posted is on the side of liveried van (painter and decorator) which is also in the Cheadle area, I noticed this on Sunday, went past again yesterday and gave them a close-up inspection, just to check they weren’t rubber or anything.”

He reported the van to police on the non-emergency number 101 to what he described as “a very sceptical call handler.”

He continued: “I was reluctant to post as might give others ideas, but decided to post in the end after consideration.

“I also asked during the call if there was any way I could pass on the images but they don’t have that facility. The report was made about 08:30 and the lady said she would ‘pass it on’.”

We approached Greater Manchester Police for a comment on Tuesday but have not received a reply from them.

https://road.cc/content/news/spiked-wing-mirror-deter-vandals-claims-van-owner-288321

On 02/12/2021 05:26 pm, swldx...@gmail.com wrote:

> The ​owner of a van in Cheadle, Greater Manchester, that was pictured earlier this week with spikes protruding from its nearside door mirror has claimed that he made the improvised modification to deter vandals.
>
> As we reported earlier this week, the vehicle, carrying the livery of a painting and decorating firm, was reported to a “sceptical” call handler at Greater Manchester Police by Twitter user OneAdultSwim1, who had also spotted two other vehicles in the area with similar spikes on the door mirror.
>
> Responding to the picture he tweeted, Surrey Police Roads Policing Unit said that it constituted an arrestable offence for possession of an offensive weapon.

What does it have to do with Surrey Police and their woke traffic policies?

> According to the website Lad Bible (link is external) the vehicle’s owner claims that he places the spikes on the vehicle while it is parked up over the weekend to prevent the door mirror from being vandalised.
>
> Jonathan Tomney, aged 41, said: “I’m sick to death of my property being vandalised.
>
> “Every Saturday night when I park the van up somewhere I put the spikes on.
>
> “I only put it on over the weekends to stop my property from being vandalised.”
>
> “I just hope that if one of the little b******s tries to take my door mirror again they’ll sever their hand,” he added.
>
> OneAdultSwim1 originally posted to Twitter on Sunday, saying that there “Seems to be a growing trend in my area of adding crude spikes to the passenger side door mirror … usually in the form of large screws through the mirror casing.
>
> “Spotted one, and another and a third today all on different vehicles. I'm going to get a picture next time. Be warned.”
>
> He subsequently posted a picture of it on Monday evening and, prompted by other Twitter users, many of whom wondered if the device was targeted at fairy-cyclists, reported it to police on Tuesday morning.
>
> While the owner of the van insists the door mirror is only covered with spikes when parked at the weekend, the other two vehicles spotted with similar devices were both in moving traffic.
>
> Speaking to road.cc on Tuesday, OneAdultSwim1 said: “Last week I've seen three vehicles with this modification. The first two I saw were in the same line of traffic a few cars apart on Station Road in Cheadle, in the middle of last week.
>
> “They were both rugged-looking vehicles with intermediate off-road tyres and air intake rams, rumbling down the small high street here.
>
> “However the image I posted is on the side of liveried van (painter and decorator) which is also in the Cheadle area, I noticed this on Sunday, went past again yesterday and gave them a close-up inspection, just to check they weren’t rubber or anything.”

In other words, the vehicle was parked and the owner's account was true.
>
> He reported the van to police on the non-emergency number 101 to what he described as “a very sceptical call handler.”

Call-handlers arguably *should* be sceptical of complaints made by
fairy-cyclists, most of whom hardly cover themselves in glory for
obeying traffic law.
>
> He continued: “I was reluctant to post as might give others ideas, but decided to post in the end after consideration.
>
> “I also asked during the call if there was any way I could pass on the images but they don’t have that facility. The report was made about 08:30 and the lady said she would ‘pass it on’.”
>
> We approached Greater Manchester Police for a comment on Tuesday but have not received a reply from them.
>
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