Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine Foreign Legion Army?:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

Any ideas?

Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
> Foreign Legion Army?:

No such animal.

> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

Just another stupid journo headling in that shit rag.

> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

> Any ideas?

Fly to Poland, catch the train to the Kyiv, show up at their hq, if it is
still there.

Noodle wrote:
--------------------------
> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine Foreign Legion Army?:
>
> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion
>
> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.
>
> Any ideas?

** Think they want people with previous military experience - not nutters with with an old rifle.
Big numbers of both in the UK.
Problem is going to be getting inside the Ukraine.
Road access and airports will be blocked or destroyed.

That some are offering is commendable - but this is not 1930.

.... Phil

On 28/02/2022 3:53 pm, Noodle wrote:
> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine Foreign Legion Army?:
>
> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion
>
> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.
>
> Any ideas?
>

Maybe just give some money to this instead:

https://savelife.in.ua/en/donate/

On 28/02/2022 4:50 pm, Max wrote:
> On 28/02/2022 3:53 pm, Noodle wrote:
>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>> Foreign Legion Army?:
>>
>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion
>>
>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.
>>
>> Any ideas?
>>
>
> Maybe just give some money to this instead:
>
> https://savelife.in.ua/en/donate/
>

other links:

https://www.finder.com.au/how-to-donate-to-ukraine

Phil Allison <pallison49@gmail.com> wrote
> Noodle wrote

>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>> Foreign Legion Army?:

>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

>> Any ideas?

> Think they want people with previous military experience - not nutters
> with with an old rifle.

> Big numbers of both in the UK.

There wouldnt be many with an old rifle in the UK anymore.

> Problem is going to be getting inside the Ukraine.

Not that hard, fly to Poland, catch the train.

> Road access and airports will be blocked or destroyed.

Wrong, as always.

> That some are offering is commendable

Nope.

> - but this is not 1930.

You sure ?

Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
> Noodle wrote
>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>> Foreign Legion Army?:

>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

>> Any ideas?

> Maybe just give some money to this instead:

> https://savelife.in.ua/en/donate/

Unlikely to help any.

On 28/02/2022 5:26 pm, Rod Speed wrote:
> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>> Noodle wrote
>>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>>> Foreign Legion Army?:
>
>>>  http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion
>
>>>  I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.
>
>>>  Any ideas?
>
>> Maybe just give some money to this instead:
>
>> https://savelife.in.ua/en/donate/
>
> Unlikely to help any.

What can people do then?

Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
> Rod Speed wrote
>> Max <max@val.morgan> wrote
>>> Noodle wrote

>>>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>>>> Foreign Legion Army?:

>>>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

>>>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

>>>> Any ideas?

>>> Maybe just give some money to this instead:

>>> https://savelife.in.ua/en/donate/

>> Unlikely to help any.

> What can people do then?

Nothing useful.

Read this :

http://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3415272-how-to-join-international-legion-to-defend-ukraine-algorithm.html

Read this :

https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3415272-how-to-join-international-legion-to-defend-ukraine-algorithm.html

Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

> Read this :

Get fucked.

> http://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-ato/3415272-how-to-join-international-legion-to-defend-ukraine-algorithm.html

International legion is the same thing as the Ukrainian Foreign Legion,
fool.

Peter Jason <pj@jostle.com> wrote
> Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>> Foreign Legion Army?:

>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

>> Any ideas?

> Yep.

> Ukraine asked for it. Since 1991 it has been "run" by a succession
> of bandits like to make the Czar's cronies look like saints.

That wasn't the reason Putin invaded and he is even worse.

> All the crocodile tears & weeping women of the press cannot change this.

> It occupies a vast fertile area in an acceptable climate. With easy
> access to the Mediterranean, which should have warned the bandits of
> its vulnerability.

> It should have merged with Russia long ago.

I was at one time, fuckwit.

> It was Russia's since Catherine II,

Irrelevant. So was Ireland Britain's.

> and is far more ethnically Russian than European.

Another pig ignorant lie.

> Let realpolitik rule!

Petzl <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote
>> Peter Jason <pj@jostle.com> wrote
>>> Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

>>>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>>>> Foreign Legion Army?:

>>>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

>>>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the phone.

>>>> Any ideas?

>>> Yep.

>>> Ukraine asked for it. Since 1991 it has been "run" by a succession
>>> of bandits like to make the Czar's cronies look like saints.

>> That wasn't the reason Putin invaded and he is even worse.

> Putins only reason is because he is as demented as Joe Biden!

Nope, he likely will get what he wants like he
did with Chechnya, Georgia and the Crimea.

Nothing demented about it.

> Pretty sure he and whole familly will be fed poison!

No chance. He gets those who he decides are his enemys killed.

The most we can hope for is he dies of a heart attach or stroke.

> Then fight over who takes what, that was once Putins.

He doesn't have all that much to fight over, just some fancy property.

>>> All the crocodile tears & weeping women of the press cannot change
>>> this.

>>> It occupies a vast fertile area in an acceptable climate. With easy
>>> access to the Mediterranean, which should have warned the bandits of
>>> its vulnerability.

>>> It should have merged with Russia long ago.

>> It was at one time, fuckwit.

>>> It was Russia's since Catherine II,

>> Irrelevant. So was Ireland Britain's.

>>> and is far more ethnically Russian than European.

>> Another pig ignorant lie.

> Yes he is full of it!

>>> Let realpolitik rule!

Petzl <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote
>> Petzl <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote
>>>> Peter Jason <pj@jostle.com> wrote
>>>>> Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

>>>>>> Does anyone know how to join the AUSTRALIAN chapter of the Ukraine
>>>>>> Foreign Legion Army?:

>>>>>> http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17785067/how-join-ukraine-foreign-legion

>>>>>> I rang the Ukraine Embassy in Canberra and nobody picked up the
>>>>>> phone.

>>>>>> Any ideas?

>>>>> Yep.

>>>>> Ukraine asked for it. Since 1991 it has been "run" by a succession
>>>>> of bandits like to make the Czar's cronies look like saints.

>>>> That wasn't the reason Putin invaded and he is even worse.

>>> Putins only reason is because he is as demented as Joe Biden!

>> Nope, he likely will get what he wants like he
>> did with Chechnya, Georgia and the Crimea.

>> Nothing demented about it.

> Well Putin wants to re-establish the former Soviet union!

No he does not and has no chance whatever of achieving
that with Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Austria etc etc etc.

> Bringing it on now while the U.S. is weak

It is no weaker than it was when he fucked
over Georgia, Chechnya and the Crimea.

>>> Pretty sure he and whole familly will be fed poison!

>> No chance. He gets those who he decides are his enemys killed.

>> The most we can hope for is he dies of a heart attach or stroke.

> As soon as he has a well made cup of tea

He doesnt drink tea.

> There’s a saying in Leonid Petrov’s native Russia: Drinkthe vodka, not
> the tea. “Russia’s politics can be toxic,”

Not for Putin.

>>> Then fight over who takes what, that was once Putins.

>> He doesn't have all that much to fight over, just some fancy property..

> Well if you believe "some journo"

Nope, there is no evidence of anything much apart from some fancy property.

> I have seen photos of Putins daughters Mariya Putina, Katerina
> Tikhonova and Maria Vorontsova seem extremly well off, looked after.
> <https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2022/02/russia-sanctions-punish-rich-oligarchs/622933/>
> https://t.ly/pX07

But no chance of grabbing any of that if he does die of a heart attack or
stroke.

> Vladimir Putin and his inner circle profess to hate the West,

They dont do that either.

> but they
> are in fact cosmopolitans who live and invest across borders. They
> shop in Monte Carlo and park ultra-luxury yachts in Barcelona’s
> harbors.

Not anymore given the sanctions.

> Their children live in European villas and attend Ivy League
> universities.

Not anymore.

> They hide their assets in offshore accounts and launder
> their money through blind trusts or real estate in London, New York,
> and Miami.

Putin doesnt.

> A recent study by several economists estimated that more
> than half of Russian oligarchs’ wealth is held offshore.

Mostly those who have fucked off from russia before Putin has them killed
or jailed.

> The Bank for
> International Settlements estimates that Russian individuals and
> companies store about $11 billion in Swiss banks, nearly one-third of
> Russian banking assets worldwide.

And it remains to be seen how much of that they still have given the
sanctions.

>>>>> All the crocodile tears & weeping women of the press cannot change
>>>>> this.

>>>>> It occupies a vast fertile area in an acceptable climate. With easy
>>>>> access to the Mediterranean, which should have warned the bandits of
>>>>> its vulnerability.

>>>>> It should have merged with Russia long ago.

>>>> It was at one time, fuckwit.

>>>>> It was Russia's since Catherine II,

>>>> Irrelevant. So was Ireland Britain's.

>>>>> and is far more ethnically Russian than European.

>>>> Another pig ignorant lie.

>>> Yes he is full of it!

>>>>> Let realpolitik rule!

Read this now:

http://www.ukrainefreedomfighters.com/join/

Direct link to form to Join the Ukrainian Volunteer International Army:

http://my.forms.app/form/621af4d3acdd00578fe2c4a4

Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

> Read this now:

Go and fuck yourself, again.

> http://www.ukrainefreedomfighters.com/join/

That's no Foreign Legion, fuckwit.

And no Australian chapter of anything either.

And it remains to be seen if anyone manages to
get thru that bullshit exercise and show up in the
ukraine in time to do anything useful anyway.

And how long they last too.

On 1/03/2022 6:22 pm, Noodle wrote:
>
> Read this now:
>
> http://www.ukrainefreedomfighters.com/join/
>

There's no point just being cannon fodder for the Russians.

Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

> Direct link to form to Join the Ukrainian Volunteer International Army:

> http://my.forms.app/form/621af4d3acdd00578fe2c4a4

Off you go.

Die soon...

> > Direct link to form to Join the Ukrainian Volunteer International Army:

http://my.forms.app/form/621af4d3acdd00578fe2c4a4

> Off you go.
> Die soon...

This famous 1982 song lyrics describes a solider fighting with RUSSIANS:

http://youtu.be/9SSf2xF5XQw

The Trooper lyrics:

You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand, there's no turning back

The bugle sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield, no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath
As I plunge on into certain death

The horse, he sweats with fear, we break to run
The mighty roar of the RUSSIAN guns
And as we race towards the human wall
The screams of pain as my comrades fall

We hurdle bodies that lay on the ground
And the RUSSIANS fire another round
We get so near, yet so far away
We won't live to fight another day

We get so close, near enough to fight
When a RUSSIAN gets me in his sights
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow
A burst of rounds take my horse below

And as I lay there gazing at the sky
My body's numb and my throat is dry
And as I lay forgotten and alone
Without a tear, I draw my parting groan

Noodle <oznoodle@gmail.com> wrote

>
>>> Direct link to form to Join the Ukrainian Volunteer International
>>> Army:

> http://my.forms.app/form/621af4d3acdd00578fe2c4a4

>> Off you go.

>> Die soon...

> This famous 1982 song lyrics describes a solider fighting with RUSSIANS:

Nope. Its just another silly little fantasy, just like yours.

> http://youtu.be/9SSf2xF5XQw

> The Trooper lyrics:

> You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too

Not when they use a thermic weapon on you.

> You'll fire your musket,

The russians didn't use those in 1982

> but I'll run you through

Bullshit you will when they use a thermic weapon on you.

<reams of even sillier shit flushed where it belongs>

Petzl <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote

>>> Pretty sure he and whole familly will be fed poison!

>> No chance. He gets those who he decides are his enemys killed.

>> The most we can hope for is he dies of a heart attach or stroke.

> Today it was claimed
> Chechen hit squad sent to murder Zelenskyy 'eliminated,' top Ukrainian
> defense official says
> The Ukraine was tipped off by Putin's own FSB!

Doesn't sound very plausible.

> The FSB is in reference to Russia's Federal Security Service, used to
> be called the KGB!

Can't see them dobbing in Putin given that he is ex KGB.

On 1/03/2022 9:58 pm, Noodle wrote:
>
>>> Direct link to form to Join the Ukrainian Volunteer International Army:
>
> http://my.forms.app/form/621af4d3acdd00578fe2c4a4
>
>> Off you go.
>> Die soon...
>
> This famous 1982 song lyrics describes a solider fighting with RUSSIANS:
>
> http://youtu.be/9SSf2xF5XQw
>
> The Trooper lyrics:
>
> You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too
> You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through
> So when you're waiting for the next attack
> You'd better stand, there's no turning back
>

<snip>

Thanks for the posting the lyrics to a shitty 80s metal pop song.
Thanks for nothing.

Petzl <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote
> Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote
>> Petzl <petzlx@gmail.com> wrote
>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed.aaa@gmail.com> wrote

>>>>> Pretty sure he and whole familly will be fed poison!

>>>> No chance. He gets those who he decides are his enemys killed.

>>>> The most we can hope for is he dies of a heart attach or stroke.
>
>>> Today it was claimed
>>> Chechen hit squad sent to murder Zelenskyy 'eliminated,' top Ukrainian
>>> defense official says
>>> The Ukraine was tipped off by Putin's own FSB!
>
>> Doesn't sound very plausible.
>
>>> The FSB is in reference to Russia's Federal Security Service, used to
>>> be called the KGB!

>> Can't see them dobbing in Putin given that he is ex KGB.

> Reported here
> <https://www.foxnews.com/world/chechen-hit-squad-sent-murder-zelenskyy-eliminated>
> https://t.ly/KHBT

Just because that shit operation claims something...

> "The special operation that was to be carried out directly by the
> Kadyrovites to eliminate our president is fully known to us today, and
> I can say that we received information from representatives of the
> FSB, who today have no desire to take part in this bloody war," he
> said.